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FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
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Jazzzzz
May 16, 2002

Ad by Khad posted:

Space priesting for groon is going pretty awesome. I don't know wtf I'm doing half the time but the other half I'm saving lives and ~denying killmails~ and it owns.

Question: I restarted my PI empire and the prices right now are completely bonkers because of citadels. Any ideas how long this is going to last? This is like, saudi oil money or something. I'm a subcap logi guy and don't know where to even begin to spend all this.

How many alts are you using? Are you doing this in nullsec or empire? Currently my krabbing is highsec L4s and :effort:

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Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
This reminds me of a newbie I met who got into a Navy Raven as fast as possible, fit with Faction hardware, who couldn't figure out for the life of her how to profit from missions after paying for repairs in station.

Jazzzzz
May 16, 2002

frozenpussy posted:

This reminds me of a newbie I met who got into a Navy Raven as fast as possible, fit with Faction hardware, who couldn't figure out for the life of her how to profit from missions after paying for repairs in station.

I'm making money, but I will have to start traveling a fair amount for work and won't have a ton of time to log in. PI seems like it requires relatively minimal time investment so even if the isk doesn't line up with what you can get doing burners (which I still have to turn down at the moment) it might be a decent way to grow my wallet while I'm earning frequent flier miles and hating my job

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord
PI puts you on a dangerous path in eve, a schedule. If you've ever run reaction chains, or mining pos you can extrapolate what this entails. If you haven't good luck :downs:

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine

frozenpussy posted:

This reminds me of a newbie I met who got into a Navy Raven as fast as possible, fit with Faction hardware, who couldn't figure out for the life of her how to profit from missions after paying for repairs in station.

That reminds me of this (trigger warning: multi dollar media empire), which reassures me that the dumbest thing I will ever do in Eve will still be a tiny speck on the bottom left of a bubble chart of nerd stupidity.

Landsknecht
Oct 27, 2009
I hope this person is trolling, nobody can be so unfunny and dumb

jm20 posted:

PI puts you on a dangerous path in eve, a schedule. If you've ever run reaction chains, or mining pos you can extrapolate what this entails. If you haven't good luck :downs:

nothing made me spergier and worse than when I ran a 20 tower reaction farm

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May 5, 2015
College Slice

Landsknecht posted:

nothing made me spergier and worse than when I ran a 20 tower reaction farm

I can confirm this was the most un-fun I'd ever had in Eve. Sold it to rhea bloodspike though on the pacopay program and he paid it off in full -- like a month before he left for 10db and courierwoxed. Note the order of that last bit happening because it's important to note which happened first...

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May 5, 2015
College Slice
10db you see because it's the relative quiet of ten douchebags. It's one of those multi-layered jokes so don't feel bad if you don't get it at first -- keep trying!

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
shut up paco

xilni
Feb 26, 2014




Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

shut up paco daco

He went through the effort of accomodating us with the d name. Let's at least respect that

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
nah

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

jm20 posted:

PI puts you on a dangerous path in eve, a schedule. If you've ever run reaction chains, or mining pos you can extrapolate what this entails. If you haven't good luck :downs:

Can the API finally tell you when your reactors expire? When I tried PI having to keep track of when to reset those was the worst part.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Dallan Invictus posted:

Can the API finally tell you when your reactors expire? When I tried PI having to keep track of when to reset those was the worst part.
edit: oh, PI reactors, not moon reactors

Landsknecht
Oct 27, 2009
I hope this person is trolling, nobody can be so unfunny and dumb

evilweasel posted:

edit: oh, PI reactors, not moon reactors

are moon reactions even a thing anymore?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

shut the gently caress up paco

You keep forgetting an important part

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May 5, 2015
College Slice
lol at you guys who won't shut up even while I'm chillposting. :hurr:

Good Dumplings
Mar 30, 2011

Excuse my worthless shitposting because all I can ever hope to accomplish in life is to rot away the braincells of strangers on the internet with my irredeemable brainworms.

Daco Vato posted:

lol at you guys who won't shut up even while I'm chillposting. :hurr:

your entire posting history is in this thread :stare:

Foehammer007
Dec 7, 2011

by Pragmatica
change your name about it

Foehammer007
Dec 7, 2011

by Pragmatica
then post fifteen paragraphs about how you are going to gently caress off and lurk and then still keep retard posting

something like that

xilni
Feb 26, 2014




Foehammer007 posted:

then post fifteen paragraphs about how you are going to gently caress off and lurk and then still keep retard posting

something like that

A toxx clause was definitely in need of enforcement at some point.

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College Slice

Good Dumplings posted:

your entire posting history is in this thread :stare:

That's not true, I posted something with this account in GBS once!

I fundamentally support "you should be a member of SA in order to join our SA-based gaming guild." which is diametrically opposed to my belief that I should under no circumstances be forced divulge any SA account names that I don't want to. It's that simple. I'm probably aged enough for waffe membership just with this account from the posts I've made in this thread -- post quality is not a metric for getting into waffe. Naturalization isn't a thing but I could come back if I got vacationed since this SA account now qualifies. Thank you SAfriends!

Good Dumplings
Mar 30, 2011

Excuse my worthless shitposting because all I can ever hope to accomplish in life is to rot away the braincells of strangers on the internet with my irredeemable brainworms.

Daco Vato posted:

That's not true, I posted something with this account in GBS once!

I've never seen this poo poo before. like, in the SC thread there was this bipolar pedophile guy that just had to buy new accounts every time he got permabanned, and even he posted in the bitcoin thread every once in a while.

you're somehow less stable than a pedophile with a spending addiction, please get therapy. not joking

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May 5, 2015
College Slice

Foehammer007 posted:

then post fifteen paragraphs about how you are going to gently caress off and lurk and then still keep retard posting

something like that

I like posting and I'm not throwing up paragraphs. I don't really see the problem with my posting since I got off my second catjail after work last night so maybe you could enlighten me? I've been having fun and being nicer and it's been a good change. VG was right, I just needed to be told twice :) no harm no foul. I even took the d-name because I felt I'd sort of posted my way into it and it was a bit of a mea culpa if you will.

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Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Morris posted:

That reminds me of this (trigger warning: multi dollar media empire), which reassures me that the dumbest thing I will ever do in Eve will still be a tiny speck on the bottom left of a bubble chart of nerd stupidity.

Yes the losses. She died in Enemies Abound part 4 (I think it was), where there are four or five separate spawns that you have to stay ahead of by killing them off. They do about 1,000 DPS each, and each wave is on a timer. I think she warped out to repair and warped back to the mission thinking they would pick up where they left off, but instead warped into a ball of angry NPCs.

Being in alliance, myself and one other player made our way to retrieve the wreck before it despawned in 90 minutes.

No matter what we tried, small ships, strong ships, we died before we could get to the wreck, until finally my buddy got in a slasher and wanted to try speed tanking them and pulling aggro. This was back before NPCs switched targets.

It was great. I warped in with my loot scooper and my buddy is microwarping across my screen left to right with the biggest ball of NPCs I've ever seen hurling all their missiles at him.

The girl tried to give us each a Caldari Navy Launcher from the loot as payment but we refused.

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College Slice

Good Dumplings posted:

he got permabanned

I've never been permabanned from anywhere. I thought I'd eaten a shadowban on the r/eve sub but guess not. :shrug:

Good Dumplings posted:

you're somehow less stable than a pedophile with a spending addiction, please get therapy. not joking


wow calm down. you seem mad and that's not what I'm here to do. Also your reports of my stability deficit are greatly appreciated however inaccurate. Have a good day goonfriend.

Good Dumplings
Mar 30, 2011

Excuse my worthless shitposting because all I can ever hope to accomplish in life is to rot away the braincells of strangers on the internet with my irredeemable brainworms.

Daco Vato posted:

I've never been permabanned from anywhere.

...please do not tell me you're actually Seraph84, that's some Boys from Brazil poo poo right there

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

vyst posted:

I love how people think the return of kugutsumen would all of a sudden generate good posting. The same lovely posters would post there hope that helps.

Im not saying kugu had good posting!

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Landsknecht posted:

are moon reactions even a thing anymore?

Yes, though it's expected CCP will monkey around with them once drilling platforms come out.

Landsknecht
Oct 27, 2009
I hope this person is trolling, nobody can be so unfunny and dumb

evilweasel posted:

Yes, though it's expected CCP will monkey around with them once drilling platforms come out.

yeah

I also imagine that the return on them isn't amazing compared to l5s, especially with the present situation

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Good Dumplings posted:

...please do not tell me you're actually Seraph84, that's some Boys from Brazil poo poo right there

brazil.txt but with LadyScarlet :barf:

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Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
I found the fleet logs and some screenshots from that Caldari Navy wreck rescue!

--Daniella tells us about her Navy Raven loss. Character is 6 months old http://evewho.com/pilot/Daniella+Taranogas

quote:

[ 2012.12.01 19:53:45 ] Daniella Taranogas > cant believe i lost my navy raven
[ 2012.12.01 19:53:57 ] Daniella Taranogas > in last room
[ 2012.12.01 19:54:09 ] Rain6639 > what mission?
[ 2012.12.01 19:54:18 ] Daniella Taranogas > Mission Journal
[ 2012.12.01 19:54:29 ] Rain6639 > oo that's the one with the faction tags
[ 2012.12.01 19:54:41 ] Daniella Taranogas > well am in a drake
[ 2012.12.01 19:54:57 ] Daniella Taranogas > want to get my wrecks
[ 2012.12.01 19:56:47 ] Rain6639 > kk
[ 2012.12.01 19:57:35 ] Daniella Taranogas > poo poo poo poo poo poo
[ 2012.12.01 19:57:39 ] Rain6639 > what
[ 2012.12.01 19:57:47 ] Daniella Taranogas > well am pisseed
[ 2012.12.01 19:58:05 ] Daniella Taranogas > loosing my ship <-losing her loot rescue drake
[ 2012.12.01 19:58:20 ] Rain6639 > oh hopefully, not everything was destroyed
[ 2012.12.01 19:58:33 ] Rain6639 > when i lost my nightmare, only 1 gun was destroyed, i got everything else in the wreck.
[ 2012.12.01 19:59:40 ] Rain6639 > hey do you know how to get to your kill mail?
[ 2012.12.01 19:59:48 ] Daniella Taranogas > humm
[ 2012.12.01 19:59:58 ] Rain6639 > Character sheet -> combat log -> losses
[ 2012.12.01 20:00:06 ] Rain6639 > then it shows you what dropped in the wreck
[ 2012.12.01 20:00:21 ] Daniella Taranogas > Kill: Daniella Taranogas (Raven Navy Issue)
[ 2012.12.01 20:00:44 ] Rain6639 > k so you got 3 lauchers and 1 ballistic control back
[ 2012.12.01 20:00:55 ] Daniella Taranogas > only that
[ 2012.12.01 20:00:58 ] Rain6639 > hey you know, maybe it would be better to fly smaller ships
[ 2012.12.01 20:01:11 ] Rain6639 > yeah, the ones in green means it dropped in the loot
[ 2012.12.01 20:01:23 ] Daniella Taranogas > how do you know
[ 2012.12.01 20:01:33 ] Daniella Taranogas > ok i c
[ 2012.12.01 20:06:04 ] Rain6639 > HAHAH OTTO YOU GOTTA GET IN HERE THIS IS AWESOME!
[ 2012.12.01 20:06:12 ] Rain6639 > wow you picked a good one daani
[ 2012.12.01 20:06:21 ] Otto Jaeger > on almost warp
[ 2012.12.01 20:06:25 ] Otto Jaeger > can i leeroy this?
[ 2012.12.01 20:06:40 ] Otto Jaeger > all trigges triggered?
[ 2012.12.01 20:06:49 ] Rain6639 > poo poo waorp out
[ 2012.12.01 20:07:00 ] Otto Jaeger > should i go in?
[ 2012.12.01 20:07:05 ] Otto Jaeger > first acc gate?
[ 2012.12.01 20:07:16 ] Rain6639 > warp out woarp out
[ 2012.12.01 20:07:35 ] Daniella Taranogas > AM OK <--she wasn't taking aggro so she thought she was fine
[ 2012.12.01 20:07:45 ] Otto Jaeger > waiting on the gate
[ 2012.12.01 20:07:53 ] Rain6639 > holy poo poo
[ 2012.12.01 20:07:56 ] Otto Jaeger > how many?
[ 2012.12.01 20:08:07 ] Daniella Taranogas > WHAT¸ <--loses her ship again after being the only one left in the room
[ 2012.12.01 20:08:17 ] Rain6639 > http://i.imgur.com/j9duc.jpg



quote:

[ 2012.12.01 20:08:23 ] Rain6639 > the whole ... drat... room
[ 2012.12.01 20:08:26 ] Rain6639 > wow
[ 2012.12.01 20:08:30 ] Otto Jaeger > i knew you will screenshot it
[ 2012.12.01 20:08:40 ] Otto Jaeger > yay
[ 2012.12.01 20:08:43 ] Otto Jaeger > almost gone
[ 2012.12.01 20:08:43 ] Rain6639 > holy poo poo dani that...
[ 2012.12.01 20:08:53 ] Rain6639 > dani there's no way i can tank that
[ 2012.12.01 20:08:56 ] Otto Jaeger > so what's the plan?
[ 2012.12.01 20:09:01 ] Rain6639 > how did that happen?
[ 2012.12.01 20:09:30 ] Daniella Taranogas > those are the one who got my raven killed
[ 2012.12.01 20:09:38 ] Rain6639 > dani!
[ 2012.12.01 20:09:45 ] Otto Jaeger > you killed all trigges at once?
[ 2012.12.01 20:09:48 ] Rain6639 > you pissed off the whole room! did you kill ONLY triggers?
[ 2012.12.01 20:09:57 ] Otto Jaeger > lol. NICE JOB!
[ 2012.12.01 20:10:00 ] Rain6639 > otto that mission is federation navy
[ 2012.12.01 20:10:07 ] Daniella Taranogas > drake dead
[ 2012.12.01 20:10:12 ] Otto Jaeger > :(
[ 2012.12.01 20:10:19 ] Daniella Taranogas > need someone to help with shiels and now am deads
[ 2012.12.01 20:10:19 ] Rain6639 > why didn't you warp out?
[ 2012.12.01 20:10:43 ] Rain6639 > right now that room is tougher than a vanguard site
[ 2012.12.01 20:10:47 ] Daniella Taranogas > I did couldnt
[ 2012.12.01 20:10:48 ] Otto Jaeger > gently caress
[ 2012.12.01 20:10:58 ] Daniella Taranogas > its a loving poo poo day today
[ 2012.12.01 20:10:59 ] Otto Jaeger > they have points!
[ 2012.12.01 20:11:03 ] Rain6639 > this rattlesnake tanks a vanguard. not this room tho
[ 2012.12.01 20:11:13 ] Daniella Taranogas > now no mre battle ships
[ 2012.12.01 20:11:19 ] Rain6639 > what? you guys are in the room?
[ 2012.12.01 20:16:02 ] Daniella Taranogas > Rain6636 so are you gonna kill the enemies in the last room
[ 2012.12.01 20:16:05 ] Daniella Taranogas > for me

--A bunch of theorycrafting takes place on how the gently caress we'll get that loot--



quote:

[ 2012.12.01 20:55:17 ] Daniella Taranogas > anyway thx for helping me on this one really appreciated
[ 2012.12.01 20:55:40 ] Otto Jaeger > this is my FIRST insured T2 frig
[ 2012.12.01 20:56:25 ] Rain6639 > coming in 5 mins
[ 2012.12.01 20:56:29 ] Otto Jaeger > kk
[ 2012.12.01 20:56:48 ] Otto Jaeger > Otto Jaeger's Claw best fitting ever
[ 2012.12.01 20:57:29 ] Daniella Taranogas > must be pretty fast
[ 2012.12.01 20:57:40 ] Otto Jaeger > 5k
[ 2012.12.01 20:57:44 ] Otto Jaeger > with mwd

--Otto warps in and starts killing off frigs while speed tanking--

quote:

[ 2012.12.01 21:34:43 ] Daniella Taranogas > have you kill a few of them
[ 2012.12.01 21:35:32 ] Otto Jaeger > trolololololoolo
[ 2012.12.01 21:37:10 ] Otto Jaeger > frigs are gone
[ 2012.12.01 21:37:16 ] Daniella Taranogas > nice
[ 2012.12.01 21:37:51 ] Rain6639 > OTTO YOU ARE A MAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO OTTO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ 2012.12.01 21:37:53 ] Rain6639 > HAHAHAHAHA
[ 2012.12.01 21:39:37 ] Daniella Taranogas > what is he doing
[ 2012.12.01 21:39:43 ] Otto Jaeger > sped tanking
[ 2012.12.01 21:39:46 ] Otto Jaeger > com in to see
[ 2012.12.01 21:40:19 ] Otto Jaeger > shits done
[ 2012.12.01 21:40:19 ] Rain6639 > com e in
[ 2012.12.01 21:40:23 ] Daniella Taranogas > ok
[ 2012.12.01 21:40:36 ] Otto Jaeger > i love when plan comes together :D
[ 2012.12.01 21:40:51 ] Daniella Taranogas > holy poo poo
[ 2012.12.01 21:40:55 ] Otto Jaeger > HAHAHAHHAAi was laughing lihe idiot for first 5 minutes
[ 2012.12.01 21:41:45 ] Otto Jaeger > hehe that was some badass mission PvEing.
[ 2012.12.01 21:41:50 ] Otto Jaeger > i deserve a medal for this .D
[ 2012.12.01 21:41:56 ] Rain6639 > teh best i've ever seen, otto.
[ 2012.12.01 21:41:58 ] Otto Jaeger > naah i dont
[ 2012.12.01 21:42:24 ] Rain6639 > YOUR DOT WAS FLYING LEFT TO RIGHT ACROSS MY SCREEN AND IT WAS MISSILES CHASING YOU
[ 2012.12.01 21:42:25 ] Rain6639 > lol
[ 2012.12.01 21:42:40 ] Otto Jaeger > well thanks to Nelther i know what is it means speedtank NPC
[ 2012.12.01 21:42:44 ] Daniella Taranogas > thx alot guys really really appreciated

--all told, the loot is 307 million including her salvage--



quote:

[ 2012.12.01 21:59:20 ] Daniella Taranogas > 307 million in value with this salvage will help me alot
[ 2012.12.01 21:59:34 ] Rain6639 > yah, like,
[ 2012.12.01 21:59:36 ] Rain6639 > umm
[ 2012.12.01 21:59:47 ] Rain6639 > if you're going to fly something expensive, just take me with you
[ 2012.12.01 21:59:57 ] Daniella Taranogas > going back to base an thx both of you for helping me really apppreciated
[ 2012.12.01 22:00:09 ] Otto Jaeger > it was fun after all :D
[ 2012.12.01 22:00:11 ] Rain6639 > yah, i wish it didn't happen this way, but it happens.

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College Slice
I lost a rattlesnake to sleeper when I was new and grinding standings for my jita guy. Dumb stuff happens. I was less than 6 months old when I did it.

Jazzzzz
May 16, 2002

The TMC article w/ the Italian mob lawyer who loses a 20+b ship and then loses 60b more to a recruitment scam had me :smug: ing, this had me laughing my rear end off. WAOPR OUT

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

i guess technically since they let you in and xrensa there is weakly attempting to scam you you're right?

ahem sabotaging ongoing scams is a bannable offense!

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
wasnt your name zegermans did you get banned

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Daco Vato posted:

That's not true, I posted something with this account in GBS once!

I fundamentally support "you should be a member of SA in order to join our SA-based gaming guild." which is diametrically opposed to my belief that I should under no circumstances be forced divulge any SA account names that I don't want to. It's that simple. I'm probably aged enough for waffe membership just with this account from the posts I've made in this thread -- post quality is not a metric for getting into waffe. Naturalization isn't a thing but I could come back if I got vacationed since this SA account now qualifies. Thank you SAfriends!

Oh?

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
holy poo poo shut up before he goes back to the other phase of paco, he's almost normalish this way

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

wasnt your name zegermans did you get banned

oh lord years ago, like 3 times. All for posting in LF - made a new LF Approved (tm) name to fly under the radar.

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Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av

jm20 posted:

PI puts you on a dangerous path in eve, a schedule. If you've ever run reaction chains, or mining pos you can extrapolate what this entails. If you haven't good luck :downs:

Nah, because your PI poo poo doesn't suddenly become vulnerable if you can't tend to it for a few days. Do it when you can and don't stress it.

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