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Inspirational English Teacher Canceled Out By Every Other Teacher At School As someone who will be graduating college in a few days, its the same here at it was in high school. I've had professors who are awesome and others who I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire.
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It Turns Out Enough Of You Have Googled ‘Pikachu Breastfeeding Barack Obama’ For This To Be An Economically Viable List To Publish drink of me, hussein obama
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# ? May 18, 2016 19:39 |
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Ok art team, we've got an assignment for you.
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# ? May 18, 2016 19:57 |
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I am a biological male.
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# ? May 18, 2016 21:25 |
Just so y'all know, there's a collection of Kelly cartoons coming out in September: http://www.amazon.com/Kelly-Cartoonist-America-Turns-N/dp/1631406841
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# ? May 19, 2016 00:57 |
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From 2013. Woman Who Cracked 3 Separate iPhone Screens Expecting Baby Boy This August
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# ? May 19, 2016 18:36 |
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Tangents posted:It Turns Out Enough Of You Have Googled ‘Pikachu Breastfeeding Barack Obama’ For This To Be An Economically Viable List To Publish every staff artists dreams of this day
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# ? May 19, 2016 18:58 |
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Biden Quietly Asks Obama To Pick Him Up Some Of Those Real Throwing Stars From Japan
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# ? May 20, 2016 20:14 |
I'm going to miss Diamond Joe after this election.
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# ? May 21, 2016 00:21 |
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District Attorney Worked Way Up From Police Dog
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# ? May 21, 2016 02:03 |
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No Way! A Conga Line Of Just Bennys? And Who’s The Caboose? I can't stop rewatching this video and I have no idea why. I'm not even laughing at it, it's just mesmerizing.
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# ? May 21, 2016 06:57 |
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Hannibal Smith posted:No Way! A Conga Line Of Just Bennys? And Who’s The Caboose? omg double benny
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# ? May 21, 2016 07:09 |
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i get what you mean though. as dumb as it is, this is my jam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kinpjDK4Yp0
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# ? May 21, 2016 07:11 |
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goddamned inspirational library music
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# ? May 21, 2016 07:12 |
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Hannibal Smith posted:No Way! A Conga Line Of Just Bennys? And Who’s The Caboose? I thought for sure this was gonna be firetrucks
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# ? May 21, 2016 07:16 |
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p sure this is diamond joe in his youth. tall guy in sunglasses dancing up the middle of the stairs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo&t=115s
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# ? May 21, 2016 11:17 |
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I fuckin love when they do those, I laugh every time
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# ? May 21, 2016 15:15 |
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Blasts from the past: IOC Clears Pros to Wrestle in 2000 Olympics Yes, Sweetie, Mommy's Heard of Gil Scott-Heron
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# ? May 21, 2016 16:57 |
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# ? May 23, 2016 16:03 |
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Feminism In Action! Justin Trudeau Just Completed A 3-Week Fast In Honor Of The Vagina I hope this is the first in a series.
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# ? May 23, 2016 18:45 |
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Horrified Man Suddenly Realizes He’s Putting Down Roots In Charlotte Man Stuck In Dead-End Body Man Googling ‘Tender Lump On Neck’ About To Begin Exciting New Phase In Life
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# ? May 24, 2016 00:17 |
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I have had a tender lump in my neck for a few days and I was just about to google it
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# ? May 24, 2016 00:22 |
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NESguerilla posted:I have had a tender lump in my neck for a few days and I was just about to google it Lemme save you the trouble: it's an extremely painful and fatal exotic disease.
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# ? May 24, 2016 15:46 |
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Nation Unable To Recall If Trump Said He’d Personally Fund Abortion Bombings Or If That Just Sounds Right
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# ? May 24, 2016 17:37 |
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http://www.clickhole.com/article/doubling-down-governor-pat-mccrory-has-spent-past--4425
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# ? May 24, 2016 19:53 |
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Minecraft designer creates fictional world where he is oppressed by women (not Onion and I'm sorry if its been linked to)
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# ? May 24, 2016 22:44 |
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Progress: The USDA Is Adding Rosa Parks To The Food Pyramid
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# ? May 25, 2016 11:44 |
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Vanilla Ice—Who’s Doing Great!—Performs Ninja Turtles Rap At Movie He’s Not Part Of
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# ? May 25, 2016 15:22 |
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Holy poo poo: 8 Photos Of Fat Emma Stone That I Have Brought To You From My Dimension At Great Personal Cost
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# ? May 26, 2016 00:00 |
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Report: Nobody loving Cares Sad Kevin must have had a bad day.
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# ? May 27, 2016 00:44 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:Holy poo poo: Haven't there been a few in this style, where it's more of a creative writing project than anything? I suppose the Onion review of Lord of the Rings is sorta close.
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# ? May 27, 2016 02:57 |
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Love the line about being told their father was a great man Family chooses different dog...
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# ? May 27, 2016 03:35 |
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Knocked-Out Secret Service Agents Wake To Realize Jimmy Carter Loose
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# ? May 27, 2016 05:25 |
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Nation's Overthinkers Convene to Determine What That's Supposed to Mean I'm not sure what the Onion's implying with this.
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# ? May 27, 2016 16:01 |
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"He’s quick as hell and a lot stronger than he looks, and he’s smart—very smart. You can’t let your guard down for even a second." Jimmy "Velociraptor" Carter
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# ? May 29, 2016 11:14 |
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Not_The_Onion.txt "At 96, Dr. Heimlich Uses His Own Maneuver on Choking Victim" http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/05/2...w.google.com%2F Best part of the story: Is this the first time Dr. Heimlich has ever used the maneuver to save a life? “Yes, this is,” he said Friday. “I originally did my research studies that led to my developing it, which was in 1974, and I never considered that I would be doing it myself.” Everything about this is so genuinely wonderful and makes me happy as hell
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# ? May 30, 2016 09:36 |
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Inferior posted:Nation's Overthinkers Convene to Determine What That's Supposed to Mean If you need a hint, look here.
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