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Roro posted:I'm not mersexual, thanks. It's probably no worse than loving a porpoise
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Roro posted:I'm not mersexual, thanks. you have a really great av
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# ? May 21, 2016 13:37 |
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When you've been stuck at sea for 6 months.... Any port in a storm, right?
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# ? May 21, 2016 16:12 |
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"It were the worst storm we'd seen in fifty years or more. All a man could do was clutch his beluga bride and pray. In hindsight perhaps that terrible swathe o' thunder an' fire was the incarnate wrath o' Posiedon o'er how we stole an' buggered his beautiful daughters, I dunno. ... Anyhow, boyo, that's why yer the ugliest son a man's ever had. I'm not sorry but I do feel bad fer ya."
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Snapchat A Titty posted:fuuuuckin beluga is buff af. i cant handle it His buff arms are stuck inside his t-shirt and he has to swim by flapping the little sleeves.
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# ? May 21, 2016 17:34 |
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Well, is it a boneless one? I heard they sometimes remove vagina bones.
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# ? May 21, 2016 17:39 |
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Weird, usually you add a bone to a vagina
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# ? May 21, 2016 20:24 |
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Something something the sauce is man-gravy... I don't know, someone make that work.
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# ? May 21, 2016 20:56 |
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Looks like poop sauce to me.
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# ? May 21, 2016 21:11 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Looks like poop sauce to me. Do not mock the fine tradition of salsa Santorum.
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# ? May 21, 2016 22:15 |
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Hogge Wild posted:you have a really great av It really captures my feelings on most of PYF. Karate Bastard posted:Looks like poop sauce to me. The aftermath of Tubgirl.
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# ? May 21, 2016 23:25 |
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# ? May 22, 2016 03:54 |
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Volume posted:Take a video for this thread please. Video could be this thread or the schadenfreude thread (because I can't work a phone camera). Either way none of it is good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMib0wk8ncI
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# ? May 22, 2016 04:18 |
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that could be literally anyone, stand next to it and take a picture where youre holding up a sign with your handle and the date and also wearing a fedora
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# ? May 22, 2016 04:29 |
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Unless that lady only has one leg that still looks like a grand old attempted cooch grab to me.
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# ? May 22, 2016 09:02 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Unless that lady only has one leg that still looks like a grand old attempted cooch grab to me. The brunette's left and the blonde's right legs are both hidden in that shadow on the left-hand side.
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# ? May 22, 2016 12:28 |
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Yeah that's the old leg raise crotch grab technique all right. Botched, mayhaps, but still.
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# ? May 22, 2016 12:35 |
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Nah, they're conjoined twins doing doing a heel click jump.
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# ? May 22, 2016 13:08 |
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I'm pretty sure that's some Lovecraft-esque non-Euclidean geometry going on.
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# ? May 23, 2016 17:03 |
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https://i.imgur.com/7TnXAjt.gifv
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# ? May 24, 2016 12:04 |
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Istari posted:The brunette's left and the blonde's right legs are both hidden in that shadow on the left-hand side. Nonetheless, the blonde has her hand on the brunette's rear end?
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# ? May 26, 2016 14:44 |
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Subjunctive posted:Nonetheless, the blonde has her hand on the brunette's rear end? Yes.
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# ? May 26, 2016 15:17 |
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Late to the party, but it's that the beluga whale's layers of insulating fat are loose rolls, unlike the blubber of a dolphin.
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# ? May 26, 2016 17:12 |
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Pick posted:Late to the party, but it's that the beluga whale's layers of insulating fat are loose rolls, unlike the blubber of a dolphin. Really wish you had told me this before I had sex with one.
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# ? May 26, 2016 17:33 |
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Pick posted:Late to the party, but it's that the beluga whale's layers of insulating fat are loose rolls, unlike the blubber of a dolphin. This saddens me greatly.
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# ? May 26, 2016 17:36 |
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Pick posted:Late to the party, but it's that the beluga whale's layers of insulating fat are loose rolls, unlike the blubber of a dolphin. Beluga Whale, Holy Grail!
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# ? May 27, 2016 00:43 |
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Maybe if you squint a little...
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# ? May 27, 2016 01:25 |
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DandyLion posted:Really wish you had told me this before I had sex with one. More cushion for the pushin'!
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# ? May 27, 2016 04:59 |
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Three stars for style at least!! What's worse is that this is genuinely something I saw marketed in Skymall: That is exactly what it looks like and it was intentional as well. I had to double take the first time I saw it.
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# ? May 27, 2016 05:16 |
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Tracula posted:Three stars for style at least!! But why ?
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# ? May 27, 2016 13:02 |
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Istari posted:But why ? Sperms are well known for their speed and their dedication and drive, they're the perfect symbol for a running shoe! Edit: oh wow, they got even spermier: .... but they've since dropped the sperm logo, apparently they had a problem where stores were refusing to stock their shoes. http://gravitydefyer.com/our-story Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 13:33 on May 27, 2016 |
# ? May 27, 2016 13:28 |
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Istari posted:But why ? "Because its cool", can't you read?
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# ? May 27, 2016 14:58 |
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Hulk Hogan cum shoes.
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# ? May 27, 2016 23:55 |
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rodbeard posted:Hulk Hogan cum shoes.
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# ? May 28, 2016 01:26 |
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KnifeWrench posted:"Because its cool", can't you read? Right, that was a total oversight on my part; sorry.
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# ? May 28, 2016 04:07 |
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KnifeWrench posted:"Because its cool", can't you read? Only if you let it dry; that can get a bit chilly.....
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# ? May 28, 2016 06:01 |
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rodbeard posted:Hulk Hogan cum shoes. *Skeet shoes.
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# ? May 28, 2016 06:03 |
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I am so uncomfortable right now.
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# ? May 28, 2016 09:42 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:.... but they've since dropped the sperm logo, apparently they had a problem where stores were refusing to stock their shoes.
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Picnic Princess posted:I am so uncumfortable right now.
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