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honestly the only thing I really hate about weddings is that people won't leave me alone at the reception I just want to sit here and catch up with friends and family I don't want to dance to bad music two weddings ago my in-laws were doing a conga line around the reception hall and they kept circling the table trying to get me to join about the tenth time around my table I started contemplating faking a medical emergency
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Silly Burrito posted:This sounds like Florida Man... waiting to happen again. Florida Man did it... 45 days ago http://nbc4i.com/2016/03/24/man-sentenced-to-37-months-for-cross-burning/ quote:Florida man has been found guilty of setting a cross on fire in an interracial couple’s yard.
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My wife's family is Mexican and fairly racist, but were happy in the end because "at least you're not black like her old boyfriend" so that was cool.
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what is the best way to start a race war so I don't have to dance today
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The last wedding I went to was a chinese one so there was literally a 2 minute long ceremony which consisted of the Bride and Groom being walked to their table and then we all ate until we died. Sometime around course eight people started doing Karaoke.
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QUESTION 4: WHICH NFL TEAM HAS THE BEST POSTERS? Miami Dolphins: 14 v2vian man grittybeard Arkham's Razor Febreeze Burginator Yoshifan823 AAA Dolfan Ehud Hotlanta Man Anals of History Felter Chesthard The Big Jesus The Kraken Swickles Cleveland Browns: 6 Cavauro 3 Dong Horse 186 Seiferguy TheGreyGhost Eifert Posting Jacksonville Jaguars: 5 Benne fartknocker Alaois Raku fizfashizzle Cincinnati Bengals: 3 BIg Ol Marsh Pussy Probably Magic Jrizzle New England Patriots: 3 Spiros Turdsdown Tom Kalli New York Giants: 2 Metapod Daltos Green Bay Packers: 2 Christ Pseudoscientist Pops Mgee Minnesota Vikings: 2 whypick1 knightmare Baltimore Ravens: 2 Cruel and Unusual Chris James 2 Arizona Cardinals: 2 Silly Burrito Maxwells Demon Black Sheep Parmesan Basil: Kansas City Chiefs The Puppy Bowl: Tennessee Titans Turbo Flaming Chicken: Oakland Raiders Toilet Mouth: Seattle Seahawks Chichevache: Pittsburgh Steelers I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN: CLEVELAND BROWNS for 7 POINTS
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Lol, my answer: 4. I'll say Browns because I think most will say them or Fins and ick. Ehud posted:what is the best way to start a race war so I don't have to dance today Call someone a "Ripple nipple bitch." Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 17:59 on May 21, 2016 |
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and thus, the Miami Dolphins fans witnessed their greatest victory of 2016 in the month of May
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Ehud posted:what is the best way to start a race war so I don't have to dance today The bride could transform into the race of the groom when they kiss at the end. But then it wouldn't be interracial anymore and the father in law might be okay with it. This is quite a conundrum...
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Ehud posted:honestly the only thing I really hate about weddings is that people won't leave me alone at the reception Do deadlifts on the dance floor
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Scionix posted:QUESTION 4: WHICH NFL TEAM HAS THE BEST POSTERS? The gently caress
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i voted my heart because i luv 2 post online with my bengals bros but really if i could have voted for the entire afc north i would have.
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:i voted my heart because i luv 2 post online with my bengals bros but really if i could have voted for the entire afc north i would have. *in a faded, echoing voice from the distance* gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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I picked the Pats because Shrimp is a national treasure and the sheer rage their fanbase whips up on this board makes them real good
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Scionix posted:*in a faded, echoing voice from the distance* gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Spiros posted:I picked the Pats because Shrimp is a national treasure and the sheer rage their fanbase whips up on this board makes them real good uh, mods?????
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Scionix posted:uh, mods????? It's true shrimp is a national treasure Ehud bring shrimp to the wedding
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Metapod posted:It's true shrimp is a national treasure 2 RING SHRIMP
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I am at the wedding and it's literally white on left, black on right hahaha
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did you remember to wear your trump lapel?
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Ehud posted:I am at the wedding and it's literally white on left, black on right hahaha ...they're going to end up doing separate dances, aren't they. I also didn't catch the "worst posters" thing, so I was going by fans mostly, but Bengals, you should know my answer still stands for y'all, you're all extremely nice. Probably Magic fucked around with this message at 18:35 on May 21, 2016 |
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Ehud posted:and thus, the Miami Dolphins fans witnessed their greatest victory of 2016 in the month of May Who even cares about the season now
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I was just given a job to do I have to press play and stop on a CD player for this old woman
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Ehud posted:I am at the wedding and it's literally white on left, black on right hahaha If there is a dj request young thug and see what happens If there's not a dj play some young thug and see what happens
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Scionix posted:did you remember to wear your trump lapel? [
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People in palm beach county, number one gator booster club in the country, love trump It's like they flat out forgot how awful he's been to everyone here.
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Metapod posted:If there is a dj request young thug and see what happens first you get that money then you get that power... I actually have work to do now, I will be back later tonight to finish the questions. Im sure we're all on pins and needles!!!
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Ehud posted:I was just given a job to do Swap that CD. You know you want to.
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Scionix you dont have my answers, I sent them 5/14 this is rude I demand a recount
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Scionix posted:QUESTION 4: WHICH NFL TEAM HAS THE BEST POSTERS? Scionix posted:Miami Dolphins: 14 race traitor
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Athanatos posted:Scionix you dont have my answers, I sent them 5/14 this is rude I demand a recount No wait, it's me, the tool who didn't add his SA name to the topic cause it was my email name. Nevermind carry on.
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lol when everyone cries at a wedding
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Athanatos posted:No wait, it's me, the tool who didn't add his SA name to the topic cause it was my email name. Nevermind carry on. I didn't add my username but my answers still got counted. Probably just hates you then.
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whypick1 posted:I didn't add my username but my answers still got counted. Scionix!!!!!
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Ehud posted:lol when everyone cries at a wedding Maybe they used Rent-A-Mourner. http://www.rentamourner.co.uk/
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I hope someone GDT's my wedding.
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Ehud posted:honestly the only thing I really hate about weddings is that people won't leave me alone at the reception This is a Right Opinion right here, everyone check this out
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swickles posted:I hope someone GDT's my wedding. Winkie will just show up with a Penthouse and show everyone the pictures.
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Do they have one of those disgusting chocolate fountains?
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pillsburysoldier posted:Do they have one of those disgusting chocolate fountains? will advise when I get to the reception stopped by the house to let the dogs out also the old lady who I helped press the CD player buttons gave me a hug Eagerly anticipating more sheep answers
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