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We're still in last place...but by fewer points! 
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Hello Towel posted:We're still in last place...but by fewer points! congrats you did it
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May 22, 2016 01:58
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Sounders are proper poo poo. This blows.
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May 22, 2016 05:27
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Your Boy Fancy posted:What's it like watching dreams die I very much so enjoyed myself. Security also has improved 10 fold. Fantastic afternoon.
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May 22, 2016 05:29
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Crazy Ted posted:Imagine having to choose which New York MLS team to root for: the one named after an energy drink, or the one that's a partnership between Abu Dhabi oil money and the loving Yankees They were a club before the energy drinks you know. Also, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *Deep breath* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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May 22, 2016 10:46
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Shrapnig posted:They were a club before the energy drinks you know. New York/New Jersey Metrostars - what a great, non-embarrassing name.
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May 22, 2016 14:20
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Hello Towel posted:New York/New Jersey Metrostars - what a great, non-embarrassing name. Not minor league at all, doesn't sound a thing like a focus group designed 90's women's league experiment Imagine waiting 21 years to be better than someone you hate
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May 22, 2016 15:04
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Not minor league at all, doesn't sound a thing like a focus group designed 90's women's league experiment Dallas Burn Kansas City Wiz Miami Fusion Tampa Bay Mutiny San Jose Clash Columbus Crew Chivas USA Sporting Kansas City Real Salt Lake
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May 22, 2016 19:42
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Shrapnig posted:Dallas Burn Lehigh Valley United Sonic F.A. Euro Southern West Virginia King's Warriors South Georgia Tormenta West Virginia Chaos Albuquerque Sol FC SW Florida Adrenaline Kokomo Mantis FC San Diego Zest FC Golden State Force
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May 22, 2016 19:53
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Shrapnig posted:Dallas Burn Get Columbus off that list, with its good name and crest MetroStars is a bad name, saying "other names are bad" changes nothing
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May 22, 2016 21:17
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That's a lot of FC in that list. It's not like we say Yankees BC or something.
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May 22, 2016 22:28
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effectual posted:That's a lot of FC in that list. It's not like we say Yankees BC or something. And we call it soccer, so FC is extra stupid
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May 22, 2016 22:36
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camoseven posted:And we call it soccer, so FC is extra stupid
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May 22, 2016 22:55
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Really mad I was only able to watch up until 2-0 in the redbull game, but lol. I'm dvring the rerun. I'm going to be doing these moves while watching the match
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May 22, 2016 23:17
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Crazy Ted posted:Even though a number of those names have changed, it's nice to see the spirit live on in the PDL, where we have:
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May 23, 2016 03:46
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Bruce Arena at his best: On if he feels that they stole a point: “Stolen? It was a good game and we played very well in the second half. That’s not stealing a game. Stealing a game is when you’re just crap for a game which we see often in our league and you win. We weren’t crap on the day.”
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May 23, 2016 04:20
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Tigren posted:Bruce Arena at his best:
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May 23, 2016 05:25
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DC and Marcus Halsti mutually terminate contract. I wish he had been better.
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May 25, 2016 22:30
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And also now Birnbaum rumored on the way to the Netherlands. Ffs. Losing Kitchen, Birnbaum, and (maybe) Hamid would be disastrous. Not to mention Najar not long ago.
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May 25, 2016 22:55
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joshtothemaxx posted:And also now Birnbaum rumored on the way to the Netherlands. Ffs. Losing Kitchen, Birnbaum, and (maybe) Hamid would be disastrous. Not to mention Najar not long ago. You'll still have Ben Olsen...
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May 25, 2016 23:14
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It's pretty funny, I have had so many arguments with DC area bloggers about our acquisitions, player fitness etc. They always make these bullshit arguments as if DC doesn't ruin everything is touches and generally make bad choices. "Oh, Halsti is a great player, he'll be a key player for us moving forward as we build" and all of that. Once again they are proven to be wrong. Birnbaum is definitely gone, he is too smart and talented and his representation is too smart and talented to allow him to languish. Hamid will return and be mediocre following his surgery and time off. He'll likely try to jump ship too. Acosta, the mediocre midfield maestro will also likely be gone by the Summer. Things are looking bright.
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May 25, 2016 23:21
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XyrlocShammypants posted:It's pretty funny, I have had so many arguments with DC area bloggers about our acquisitions, player fitness etc. They always make these bullshit arguments as if DC doesn't ruin everything is touches and generally make bad choices. "Oh, Halsti is a great player, he'll be a key player for us moving forward as we build" and all of that. Once again they are proven to be wrong. Birnbaum is definitely gone, he is too smart and talented and his representation is too smart and talented to allow him to languish. Hamid will return and be mediocre following his surgery and time off. He'll likely try to jump ship too. Acosta, the mediocre midfield maestro will also likely be gone by the Summer. Things are looking bright. Seek help.
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May 25, 2016 23:23
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Shrapnig posted:Seek help. They sit in the same section as me at games turd ferguson.
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May 25, 2016 23:32
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XyrlocShammypants posted:It's pretty funny, I have had so many arguments with DC area bloggers about our acquisitions, player fitness etc. They always make these bullshit arguments as if DC doesn't ruin everything is touches and generally make bad choices. "Oh, Halsti is a great player, he'll be a key player for us moving forward as we build" and all of that. Once again they are proven to be wrong. Birnbaum is definitely gone, he is too smart and talented and his representation is too smart and talented to allow him to languish. Hamid will return and be mediocre following his surgery and time off. He'll likely try to jump ship too. Acosta, the mediocre midfield maestro will also likely be gone by the Summer. Things are looking bright. That's like arguing in the comments section. Never go full retard man. You know this.
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May 25, 2016 23:44
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XyrlocShammypants posted:They sit in the same section as me at games turd ferguson. Find a new seat.
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May 25, 2016 23:49
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DC is a bad team with bad players, a bad manager, and bad fans. I'll see you guys next wednesday 
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May 26, 2016 01:00
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Recap from going to the Timbers game last Sunday: Some guy wanted a designated corner taker like the MLB has a designated hitter. I smiled and nodded and I never saw him again. Best fans in the US my white Portland rear end.
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May 26, 2016 01:30
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Jewsbury as a ~designated corner taker~ would be better than watching Valeri sail it over everyone 6 times per match.
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May 26, 2016 02:03
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Shrapnig posted:Seek help. he isn't wrong e - i mean the actively engaging people like matt doyle is a poor decision, but everything else is sound
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May 26, 2016 02:54
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Foreign myth https://twitter.com/HoustonDynamo/status/735655654787059712
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May 26, 2016 03:18
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Brutal https://twitter.com/RipSports/status/735654558072852480 https://twitter.com/SoccerByIves/status/735655870273572865
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May 26, 2016 03:20
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Halsti is another player that Olsen can't use because he's technical and not ~all heart~ the way he likes them. Shammy you're a loving idiot.
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May 26, 2016 03:37
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whypick1 posted:Brutal boom roasted
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May 26, 2016 03:41
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Owen Coyle is a bigger fraud than Ben Olsen. He wasn't successful in Europe and he definitely was not here.
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May 26, 2016 03:44
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Halsti is another player that Olsen can't use because he's technical and not ~all heart~ the way he likes them. Halsti wasn't technical, he was shite. He barely played, and none of his performances were really memorable. I am sure if I took a trip on the wayback machine I could make some .gifs of middling MLS journeyman catching him while he was on a trot and literally taking the ball from him without any effort to stop it. That would require me to go back and actually watch that turd fumble around the field and I get enough of that headache watching DC play every week. Toward the end the team gave the usual "he's taking some knocks and has some nebulous injuries" [Note: this is always bullshit] but even after some knocks you don't get out of shape as poo poo. I don't know the guy, but I got the vibe that he felt we were garbage and low class as an organization and he filled his time with living in DC on 300k a year doing jack poo poo; perhaps sipping coffee and getting hit on by NoVA cougars with too-tight Forza Italia t-shirts that reveal just enough cleavage to be tasteful, yet appealing. Tigren posted:Owen Coyle is a bigger fraud than Ben Olsen. He wasn't successful in Europe and he definitely was not here. The difference is no one had any expectations of Olsen. He came in a third through a year and everyone was like "OK, this will do until we find another coach" but at that exact moment the club management were across the hall in the dark shadows, rubbing their hands together with a devious pedophile type face muttering "in 7 years you fools." I mean look I poo poo on Olsen a lot, but i've spoken to him, heard him talk, and he just doesn't have any confidence that good coaches have. You hear it when you hear Klopp, Mancini, Enrique and even many lower echelon coaches at the top of their division. You even hear with with Arena. Olsen becomes animated when he discusses things like the old days of DC United or his time in England. The rest of the time he kind of stumbles over questions about tactics and his choices and everything becomes unintelligible. Shammypants fucked around with this message at 05:15 on May 26, 2016 |
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May 26, 2016 04:56
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Also, if NYCFC lose or tie this week, no Eastern Conference team will have 20 points before June. Philadelphia has a chance to breech 20 with a tie or win on June 1.
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May 26, 2016 05:19
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I have zero proof but I really liked Halsti when he played last year. He looked a bit slow, but his passing and positioning was on point. I recall being very excited that he was getting minutes because he was a good technical balance to the balls-to-the-wall-shin-kicking heart that is Perry Kitchen. But anyways, remember Hamdhi Salihi? Yeah that guy was poo poo.
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May 26, 2016 06:52
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https://gfycat.com/VelvetyGreatBrant
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May 27, 2016 02:12
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I really could have done without seeing Vince McMahon's O Face.
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If you lose to Chicago, you probably deserve to get fired. Caleb Porter, you're next. 
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