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dirksteadfast posted:What? You didn't go to high school in a 50s teen movie? Or with Forrest Gump? I was thinking Archie Comic myself  E: Have some content for the new page some random idiot posted:My boyfriend and I work at the same retail store, and he’s black (important to the story). genetic_knockout has a new favorite as of 03:53 on May 20, 2016 |
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Bremma posted:"What? You're my girl and you won't give me any sugar?" That boy was a type 1 diabetic. Shortly after this, his blood sugar crashed, and he fell and struck his head on the ground. He never woke up. Don't be Johnny, learn to recognize the signs of juvenile diabetes.
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genetic_knockout posted:I was thinking Archie Comic myself Are they married yet? Friends quote:My friend is going to perform an experiment. He is randomly going to shout out "DEAD PUPPIES!" when it's silent and see how many people laugh. Sing quote:It wasn't exactly a crowd, and we didn't sing the whole song, but this troper once found herself in the situation of singing along with a stranger who initiated a song (I guess he was the main character or something). It was at a Renaissance Faire of all places, and we were just taking a break in the picnic area, sharing a table with a couple who were having a friendly debate about something. We paid no attention to them until the man suddenly looked straight at us and burst out singing: "Springtime for Hitler and Germany!" Naturally, we joined in with "Winter for Poland and France!" The guy turned to the woman and said "See? Everyone knows that song." Police quote:This troper and his friends, after copious amounts of tequila, gathered in a friend's garage to celebrate his 19th birthday and eventually broke into renditions of both "Never Gonna Give You Up" and "Carry on Wayward Son", until the police were called.
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Khazar-khum posted:Are they married yet? "Me and my friends have a really dark sense of humour not a lot of people get it blah blah blah free speech and/or something about anti-political correctness sentiment to cover the fact that really being offensive is the only way I can get peoples attention" I wish the people I've met who were like that were STDH as well as their stories.
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NtotheTC posted:"Me and my friends have a really dark sense of humour not a lot of people get it blah blah blah free speech and/or something about anti-political correctness sentiment to cover the fact that really being offensive is the only way I can get peoples attention" Without the added angsty rebellious teen poo poo, "Columbine :the musical" is a pretty funny concept.
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May 20, 2016 11:45
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The last one is particularly sad, why he thought that was an event worth telling the world about. "My friends and I have fun and they celebrate my birthday!! I swear!!"
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May 20, 2016 12:21
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Khazar-khum posted:Police This sort of thing happens all the time? e: ^^^ what he said though.
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Non Serviam posted:Without the added angsty rebellious teen poo poo, "Columbine :the musical" is a pretty funny concept.
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May 20, 2016 17:04
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Mods rename me to deconstructed tequila sunrise please
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May 20, 2016 18:46
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Is a "deconstructed Tequila Sunrise" separate glasses of tequila, orange juice, and grenadine drank individually?
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May 20, 2016 18:49
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chitoryu12 posted:Is a "deconstructed Tequila Sunrise" separate glasses of tequila, orange juice, and grenadine drank individually? It's an orange and a cherry wrapped in an agave flower.
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May 20, 2016 19:14
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That whole article is gold.quote:“No, I mean, but don’t you agree that white patriarchy makes it practically impossible for at-risk youth to succeed in our country?” she asks hopefully. Real dialogue spoken by real people.
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hyperhazard posted:That whole article is gold. And then somehow the guy is enough of a Smoothenator to get himself laid, and they date for a month and a half despite both finding the other incredibly offensive.
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chitoryu12 posted:Is a "deconstructed Tequila Sunrise" separate glasses of tequila, orange juice, and grenadine drank individually? It's the lyrics and tabs for Tequila Sunrise by The Eagles printed on edible blotter paper that has soaked up tequila /orange juice / genadine but just enough to taste and not enough to get drunk
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May 20, 2016 20:34
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quote:“At-risk youth … ?” I start quietly. “You mean … black people?” this bit really bothers me, if she's so into helping inner city/at-risk youth or whatever why is she scared of the words BLACK PEOPLE
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:this bit really bothers me, if she's so into helping inner city/at-risk youth or whatever why is she scared of the words BLACK PEOPLE You can't say that it's racist
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May 20, 2016 20:54
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There is no way that was written by anything other than a white guy.
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May 20, 2016 21:18
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hyperhazard posted:That whole article is gold. You need to focus on the positives that black people have! I notice you have a nice pair of Jordans there. Straps instead of laces on them? I have a suggestion for you...
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Non Serviam posted:Without the added angsty rebellious teen poo poo, "Columbine :the musical" is a pretty funny concept. - live from the south park writers room
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Zelder posted:- live from the south park writers room Well, it's certainly not like they don't have the experience.
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e: sorry, never mind!
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May 21, 2016 07:07
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is this loss (no really, what's that supposed to be?)
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May 21, 2016 08:37
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Well it's some sort of loss, yes. It's supposed to be a "deconstructed Tequila sunrise" but I'd have to be way drunk way beforehand to consider that a mix drink of any kind.
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May 21, 2016 08:41
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Deconstructed tequila sunrise, of course.
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Leon Einstein posted:There is no way that was written by anything other than a white guy. Just for shits and giggles, I GIS'd the author. Wanted to know what someone named after a blanket looked like. He's not really all that "black".
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May 21, 2016 08:47
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youre an idiot
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May 21, 2016 09:28
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Dude, I don't think you "get" how sexuality works:
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Scathach posted:Well it's some sort of loss, yes. This is spectacularly dumb, I'm actually amazed
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May 21, 2016 11:45
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Apparently this is the article author?
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Dude, I don't think you "get" how sexuality works: Bisexuals, how do they work?
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System Metternich posted:is this loss A shot of tequila along with a over-sized snifter containing a small peeled orange (or possibly a tangerine or clementine) garnished with baby greens and what appears to be a smear of pomegranate syrup on the side. Five Apples has a new favorite as of 19:29 on May 21, 2016 |
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May 21, 2016 19:26
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I remember something from years ago where a guy posted on Facebook about his dangerous encounter with a drug addict. He was obviously sheltered and conservative, and the incident he described was essentially just walking past some bum in a parking lot. But he got himself all worked up about it and thanked God for giving him the strength to survive. It was followed by a chorus of his friends congratulating him for being so brave. Does anyone have this? Another detail I remember is he kept saying he was worried about being "shanked" while obviously not knowing what it meant. I guess the event probably did happen, but his describing it was so over the top.
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May 22, 2016 00:29
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I will say the guy who wrote that article has an incredible name.
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May 22, 2016 02:22
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 quote:Ok so I'm getting on the train and there are no open seats and I ask this lady if I could sit next to her (very politely and I soften my voice as to not frighten her) and she says someone is sitting here. So I go to the next seat. Now, less than 2 mins later a man (who happens to be white) asks if he can sit there and she says why sure let me move my stuff. So I have to say something so I ask ummmmm did you just not want ME to sit next to you ? Were you scared ? Not comfortable with a Black Man sitting next to you ? And she says lol smh don't pull the race card stuff with me I dated a Black guy in college. So the guy (who was a nice guy) said listen I'll get up and I said no need I'mma just take this pic and make a Facebook post about it. So then she says did you just take a pic of me ? Well I'm going to tell the conductor that you're over here illegally taking pics of ppl without their consent. So the conductor came up and said hey Etan Thomas love what you're doing in the community loved you with the Wizards big Cuse fan man the Knicks sure could use you .... And I said was there something you wanted to tell my man ? And she rolled her eyes smh some ppl I tell ya
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Here's the article this came from. It reminds me a little of this Australian video I saw on Tumblr that was supposedly proving that a woman was racist. The idea was that two teenage boys would go up to the woman, one black and one white, and ask for change for the bus. As the video description showed, the woman refused to give change to the black kid but gave change to the white kid. Racism, am I right? Well, not really. They had the black kid walk right up to the woman and ask for change immediately, but they had the white kid spend a few minutes casually chatting with her and getting her comfortable before asking for the change. But they acted like the presentation didn't matter at all, and the video ended with the white kid flipping his lid and yelling at the woman before storming off to shame her for her behavior.
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The most unbelievable part of that story is that anyone would give a poo poo about marginal ex-NBA center Etan Thomas enough to mention him by name.
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NotAlwaysRandom posted:I am known as the office comedian. I work as a regular at a famous [coffee chain]. I am on the toilet daydreaming when a customer violently approaches me. Without warning the customer looks visibly angry. I start sweating profusely. NotAlwaysRandom posted:I work at neighborhood dive as a regular.I am behind the counter when a coloured boy violently approaches me.Without warning the regular starts shouting randomly.I start sweating profusely. MonoAus has a new favorite as of 15:25 on May 22, 2016 |
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Is this dada stdh? Have we reached that point already? Also, I like how it's "famous [coffee chain]" not "[famous coffee chain]", like it's that one specific store that's famous. Almost like they didn't think it through.
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