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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Roro posted:

I'm not mersexual, thanks.

It's probably no worse than loving a porpoise

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Roro posted:

I'm not mersexual, thanks.
\


you have a really great av

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



When you've been stuck at sea for 6 months....

Any port in a storm, right?

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!
"It were the worst storm we'd seen in fifty years or more. All a man could do was clutch his beluga bride and pray. In hindsight perhaps that terrible swathe o' thunder an' fire was the incarnate wrath o' Posiedon o'er how we stole an' buggered his beautiful daughters, I dunno.
...
Anyhow, boyo, that's why yer the ugliest son a man's ever had. I'm not sorry but I do feel bad fer ya."

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Snapchat A Titty posted:

fuuuuckin beluga is buff af. i cant handle it

His buff arms are stuck inside his t-shirt and he has to swim by flapping the little sleeves.

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

Well, is it a boneless one? I heard they sometimes remove vagina bones.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Weird, usually you add a bone to a vagina

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
Something something the sauce is man-gravy... I don't know, someone make that work.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Looks like poop sauce to me.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

Looks like poop sauce to me.

Do not mock the fine tradition of salsa Santorum.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Hogge Wild posted:

you have a really great av

It really captures my feelings on most of PYF.


Karate Bastard posted:

Looks like poop sauce to me.

The aftermath of Tubgirl.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Volume posted:

Take a video for this thread please.

Video could be this thread or the schadenfreude thread (because I can't work a phone camera). Either way none of it is good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMib0wk8ncI

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


that could be literally anyone, stand next to it and take a picture where youre holding up a sign with your handle and the date and also wearing a fedora

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Unless that lady only has one leg that still looks like a grand old attempted cooch grab to me.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Karate Bastard posted:

Unless that lady only has one leg that still looks like a grand old attempted cooch grab to me.

The brunette's left and the blonde's right legs are both hidden in that shadow on the left-hand side.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yeah that's the old leg raise crotch grab technique all right. Botched, mayhaps, but still.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Nah, they're conjoined twins doing doing a heel click jump.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


I'm pretty sure that's some Lovecraft-esque non-Euclidean geometry going on.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
https://i.imgur.com/7TnXAjt.gifv

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Istari posted:

The brunette's left and the blonde's right legs are both hidden in that shadow on the left-hand side.

Nonetheless, the blonde has her hand on the brunette's rear end?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Subjunctive posted:

Nonetheless, the blonde has her hand on the brunette's rear end?

Yes.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Late to the party, but it's that the beluga whale's layers of insulating fat are loose rolls, unlike the blubber of a dolphin.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Pick posted:

Late to the party, but it's that the beluga whale's layers of insulating fat are loose rolls, unlike the blubber of a dolphin.

Really wish you had told me this before I had sex with one.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Pick posted:

Late to the party, but it's that the beluga whale's layers of insulating fat are loose rolls, unlike the blubber of a dolphin.

This saddens me greatly.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Pick posted:

Late to the party, but it's that the beluga whale's layers of insulating fat are loose rolls, unlike the blubber of a dolphin.

Beluga Whale, Holy Grail!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Maybe if you squint a little...

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

DandyLion posted:

Really wish you had told me this before I had sex with one.

More cushion for the pushin'!

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE
Three stars for style at least!!

What's worse is that this is genuinely something I saw marketed in Skymall:


That is exactly what it looks like and it was intentional as well. I had to double take the first time I saw it.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Tracula posted:

Three stars for style at least!!

What's worse is that this is genuinely something I saw marketed in Skymall:


That is exactly what it looks like and it was intentional as well. I had to double take the first time I saw it.

But why ?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Istari posted:

But why ?

Sperms are well known for their speed and their dedication and drive, they're the perfect symbol for a running shoe!

Edit: oh wow, they got even spermier:


.... but they've since dropped the sperm logo, apparently they had a problem where stores were refusing to stock their shoes.
http://gravitydefyer.com/our-story

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 13:33 on May 27, 2016

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Istari posted:

But why ?

"Because its cool", can't you read?

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Hulk Hogan cum shoes.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



rodbeard posted:

Hulk Hogan cum shoes.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

KnifeWrench posted:

"Because its cool", can't you read?

Right, that was a total oversight on my part; sorry.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

KnifeWrench posted:

"Because its cool", can't you read?

Only if you let it dry; that can get a bit chilly.....

SneakyBeef
Jan 1, 2012

rodbeard posted:

Hulk Hogan cum shoes.

*Skeet shoes.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I am so uncomfortable right now. :smith:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

.... but they've since dropped the sperm logo, apparently they had a problem where stores were refusing to stock their shoes.
http://gravitydefyer.com/our-story
So the takeaway I'm getting from this is that he designed these sperm shoes for his young disabled nephew. This is not helping his case.

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hwordhan
Sep 27, 2012

Ask me about the taste of a video game character's breast milk!

Picnic Princess posted:

I am so uncumfortable right now. :smith:
:colbert:

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