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So what I've learned from SovCits, is that if you bark the words Liberty, Constitution, and Tyranny long and loud enough, your problems are supposed to disappear in a puff of red white and blue smoke?
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PST posted:I found the 'Eternal Patriot' piece of art and it's definitely something Needs more tarp.
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May 22, 2016 02:26
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If any American symbol could represent LaVoy, a man who was definitely not down with immigration, it would be a torch.
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May 22, 2016 02:46
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PST posted:I found the 'Eternal Patriot' piece of art and it's definitely something this is a gold fringed statue and as such is only fit as a naval memorial
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May 22, 2016 04:42
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Sovcit movements are on a front page deep dive on the washington post. I'll read it shortly, but it looks really well done.
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May 22, 2016 08:34
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gently caress that's long they mention the couple that killed the cops in Nevada after a stay at the Bundy Ranch but to be fair weren't they kicked out for being too crazy even for them?
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May 22, 2016 10:20
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Murderion posted:"Tarpman, the Eternal Patriot is flashing!"  This didn't go unnoticed.
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May 22, 2016 11:02
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Geostomp posted:He's probably got the only firm telling them something other than the only smart advice for their situation: "Shut up, and take a deal!" Like they'd listen to anything else. I doubt this firm was picked for it's legal ability in actual court rather than because they'd be willing to take on the batshit fight Lord of Pie posted:If there's one thing the modern art scene definitely needed more of it was penises made out of poo poo from the sale bin at hobby lobby Kinda what I thought too. Looks like someone hit up the local Family Dollar and bought a bunch of random poo poo for $5.99 And a can of lovely spray paint from behind the woodshed out back Discendo Vox posted:Sovcit movements are on a front page deep dive on the washington post. I'll read it shortly, but it looks really well done. Basically, if you needed evidence that sovcits are made up of retards, that article has it all SocketWrench has issued a correction as of 12:39 on May 22, 2016 |
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May 22, 2016 12:23
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It's not really the same thing but I watched Green Room and it was a pretty good depiction of fringe types in Oregon. Granted yoi actually knew who the nazis were for the most part
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May 22, 2016 14:38
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Alan Smithee posted:It's not really the same thing but I watched Green Room and it was a pretty good depiction of fringe types in Oregon. Granted yoi actually knew who the nazis were for the most part That movie was really good but painful to watch
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May 22, 2016 14:57
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Alan Smithee posted:gently caress that's long That was the claim the Bundy's made after those two kamikazed, certainly.
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May 22, 2016 15:31
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SocketWrench posted:Basically, if you needed evidence that sovcits are made up of retards, that article has it all Just have a look at their "emergency supplies." If the worst were to happen, they will have all the essential condiments. 
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May 22, 2016 21:16
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Rebel Blob posted:Just have a look at their "emergency supplies." If the worst were to happen, they will have all the essential condiments. ...aren't you supposed to refrigerate a lot of those after opening? Mayo and mustard, surely. Discendo Vox has issued a correction as of 22:00 on May 22, 2016 |
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May 22, 2016 21:51
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Rebel Blob posted:Just have a look at their "emergency supplies." If the worst were to happen, they will have all the essential condiments. You laugh, but when the mutant burger men come knocking, they'll be ready.
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May 22, 2016 21:56
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Rebel Blob posted:Just have a look at their "emergency supplies." If the worst were to happen, they will have all the essential condiments. I am Jack's fully stocked prepper shelter.
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May 22, 2016 22:30
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Discendo Vox posted:...aren't you supposed to refrigerate a lot of those after opening? Mayo and mustard, surely. The mayonnaise is likely pasteurized and sealed so as long as you don't open it it should be shelf stable indefinitely - not to mention you don't technically need to refrigerate it short term because it has enough acid in it to keep most bacteria and fungus at bay. Mustard is predominantly vinegar and salt so it also isn't likely to go bad if kept sealed at room temperature.
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May 22, 2016 22:40
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Rebel Blob posted:Just have a look at their "emergency supplies." If the worst were to happen, they will have all the essential condiments. This reminds of a story about some militia group and they showed off their "survival rations", which was a giant 20oz can of Dinty Moore beef stew, package of crackers, and a juice box in a plastic bag. Discendo Vox posted:...aren't you supposed to refrigerate a lot of those after opening? Mayo and mustard, surely. Not just that, but because of the eggs used in it's manufacture, mayonnaise tends to spoil very quickly. I believe that mayonnaise has a shelf life of 2-3 months unopened and unrefrigerated. Mayonnaise substitutes that don't use eggs like Just Mayo have longer shelf-lifes. Once it's opened, you have probably about a 1 week unrefrigerated before it goes bad enough that it gets hazardous. However, you could probably eat a 30z jar of mayonnaise by itself and get 3 days worth of calories. You'll hate yourself for doing it, but it will at least keep you alive. Of course, the best improvised survival rations are alcohol. People used to live off the stuff during the early colonial days, as you could get enough sustenance from rum as with food. 750ml bottle of 80 proof rum and vodka has something like 1600 calories, 100 proof spirits have something like 2000 calories, and Bacardi 151 is something like 121 calories per fluid ounce, making it have something like 3,000 for a .75 liter bottle.
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Just do actually remember to keep some food in your diet, so you don't wind up with this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wernicke%E2%80%93Korsakoff_syndrome . However, the associated psychosis may be difficult to separate from their normal behavior.
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May 22, 2016 23:34
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Young Freud posted:This reminds of a story about some militia group and they showed off their "survival rations", which was a giant 20oz can of Dinty Moore beef stew, package of crackers, and a juice box in a plastic bag. I'm glad I never got a taste for mayo as a kid and it's just kinda gross and oily to me now because it sure is a disgusting product conceptually  I mean I realize a lot of sauces use it as a base so it's not like I'm not consuming it but I am happy to say that I have never owned a giant tub of gelatinous fat besides my own rear end 
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May 22, 2016 23:39
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I use it with tuna, and that's it.
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May 22, 2016 23:47
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Young Freud posted:This reminds of a story about some militia group and they showed off their "survival rations", which was a giant 20oz can of Dinty Moore beef stew, package of crackers, and a juice box in a plastic bag. Basically, just have a bunch of water, alcohol and vitamins and you'll be good?
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May 22, 2016 23:50
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I consider mayonnaise to be essential, but also consider Miracle Whip to be the devil.
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May 22, 2016 23:52
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Mayo on fries, that is all.
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Rebel Blob posted:Just have a look at their "emergency supplies." If the worst were to happen, they will have all the essential condiments. That just makes me think of those moron "super couponers" that buy a shitton of useless bullshit like 30 lifetimes worth of toothpaste or a hundred bottles of mustard. But when it comes down to actual food and perishables there's not a damned thing in their fifty carts. Congrats on hoarding a thousand bucks of useless poo poo you'll never use for $1.99, I guess Parallel Paraplegic posted:I'm glad I never got a taste for mayo as a kid and it's just kinda gross and oily to me now because it sure is a disgusting product conceptually i like mayo, but not enough to eat that poo poo alone by the spoonful. Enough to flavor works for me. Can't even stand it when subway slathers that poo poo on like it's going out of style. SocketWrench has issued a correction as of 00:41 on May 23, 2016 |
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:Mayo on fries, that is all. Get this French gently caress out of the freedom zone
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May 23, 2016 00:43
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Alan Smithee posted:Get this French gently caress out of the freedom zone Ameri-mayo on Freedom fries, if you prefer.
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May 23, 2016 01:43
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I will say poutine is surprisingly good and I'm amazed Americans didn't beat these quasi French knockoffs to the gravy-on-everything-including-fries thing
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SocketWrench posted:That just makes me think of those moron "super couponers" that buy a shitton of useless bullshit like 30 lifetimes worth of toothpaste or a hundred bottles of mustard. But when it comes down to actual food and perishables there's not a damned thing in their fifty carts.
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I use mayo on a bunch of stuff recipe-wise and it doesn't go bad nearly as fast as you nancies worry provided you keep it at fridge temp. It's when it's been out in the sun all day that it becomes the Church Picnic Killer Living off just alcohol (especially near pure stuff like B151) is a really bad idea. Beer is workable for longer because it has calories from things other than alcohol in it and whatever. Back when cholera used to be a common thing from communal water supplies, brewers who typically drank nothing but beer were the only ones safe from it because the process of brewing kills waterborne microbes. Epic High Five has issued a correction as of 02:34 on May 23, 2016 |
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Epic High Five posted:I use mayo on a bunch of stuff recipe-wise and it doesn't go bad nearly as fast as you nancies worry provided you keep it at fridge temp. It's when it's been out in the sun all day that it becomes the Church Picnic Killer Well yes, but keeping it at fridge temp isn't so easy when you're living out of a bomb shelter. Hence, a dubious choice for doomsday preppers who don't intend to eat the entire jug in short order.
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McNerd posted:Well yes, but keeping it at fridge temp isn't so easy when you're living out of a bomb shelter. Hence, a dubious choice for doomsday preppers who don't intend to eat the entire jug in short order. Oh it's a dumbass choice for them with no real redeeming feature. A bad choice among many. Even if they huddled down in a cave it still wouldn't be cool enough. I just felt the need to defend the honor of a noble and versatile foodstuff
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McNerd posted:Hence, a dubious choice for doomsday preppers who don't intend to eat the entire jug in short order. Have you seen doomsday preppers? Of course they plan to eat the whole jug.
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I feel deeply, deeply sorry for the people who have to share an enclosed space with them days into eating nothing but TVP and canned chili and (if they're of a certain mindset, as the previous comment was spot on) Everclear and bottled water
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May 23, 2016 03:18
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Proper forethought is not the forte of the prepper/patriot/idiot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHOog45llUU
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Epic High Five posted:I use mayo on a bunch of stuff recipe-wise and it doesn't go bad nearly as fast as you nancies worry provided you keep it at fridge temp. It's when it's been out in the sun all day that it becomes the Church Picnic Killer Also depending on the type beer also has different types of vitamins
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Epic High Five posted:I feel deeply, deeply sorry for the people who have to share an enclosed space with them days into eating nothing but TVP and canned chili and (if they're of a certain mindset, as the previous comment was spot on) Everclear and bottled water I thought that I had posted a comment about this but didn't realized that I hadn't hit submit. Anyway, what I was going to post was this: Alcohol also has the added benefit of passing the time. If you're stuck in a bunker for 3-4 months, waiting radioactive fallout to drop off to background radiation or lying low from the NWO, you're going to want something to keep you from going stir crazy. Of course, I have to amend that, since that's if you were by yourself. With other people, it would likely result in a close-quarters battle where all the participants would be bleeding out in a small room.
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etalian posted:Also depending on the type beer also has different types of vitamins This is true, in addition to the fact that the thick and <5% alcoholic beer that people used to drink by the gallon would be unappealing to people nowadays. Monks were famous for being fat drunks with legendary breweries. That's not to say people haven't tried to live on basically just spirits though. Back in the day the Appalachians used to be an impassable hurdle, taking so long to skirt that any crop would be half rotten by the time it got to the coast. The obvious solution? Distill the corn into whisky and sell that! It keeps forever. Also was the case with apples, and why Johnny Appleseed was much adored. It used to be standard in Colonial America to have 3 drinks in before 10am. Someone (a lightweight, admittedly) tried to match this and failed
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red19fire posted:Proper forethought is not the forte of the prepper/patriot/idiot. This show was so good. My favorite one was probably the preppers who were afraid that Pittsburgh was gonna be seized by terrorists.
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Discendo Vox posted:Sovcit movements are on a front page deep dive on the washington post. I'll read it shortly, but it looks really well done. The article leads to the Southern Poverty Law Center's hand guide of whack jobs by state, so I bit the bullet and checked out my local loonies. I clicked on the first thing that was for sale and wound up on a poorly laid out site that sold survival gear. By Survival gear I mean knives, lots of knife. Like six categories of knives. Oh and fire starters.  Damascus Thors' Hammer Fire Striker With Ferro Toggle on a black Paracord Lanyard. I couldn't figure out how to buy anything, but I did find this couple randomly placed in the catalog among all the knives for sale. 
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