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Business Gorillas posted:I've gotten to the point now where I just pass out before I throw up and then I destroy my rear end in the morning interesting ive been creeping in to destroy your rear end the night before
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the circle of life
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May 23, 2016 06:24
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A lot OP, and I drink them with your mom (mum).
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May 23, 2016 06:25
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Shaquin posted:interesting ive been creeping in to destroy your rear end the night before Mods???
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May 23, 2016 06:25
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Business Gorillas posted:I've gotten to the point now where I just pass out before I throw up and then I destroy my rear end in the morning If you have never thrown up you have never been truly drunk. The first time I drank I threw up all over myself and passed out. It was some creme de meth and I was about 12. poo poo was cash.
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May 23, 2016 06:27
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Shaquin posted:the circle of life simba let me explain.when we die we become the grass. the antelope eat the grass. then they eat business gorillas rear end. and we are all conected in the great circle of life.
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May 23, 2016 06:28
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Berious posted:If you have never thrown up you have never been truly drunk. lol if you can still throw up by having too much beer
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May 23, 2016 06:30
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i had my ex offer to eat my rear end once and i was like "lol no thank you"
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May 23, 2016 06:30
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Business Gorillas posted:lol if you can still throw up by having too much beer i havent vomited from drinking too much in about eight years and ive been drinking more and more every year. i just dont vomit anymore. its a mystery
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May 23, 2016 06:31
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Orkin Mang posted:i havent vomited from drinking too much in about eight years and ive been drinking more and more every year. i just dont vomit anymore. its a mystery last time i threw up i drank half a bottle of bourbon in under a hour but that was like 5 years ago i just don't drink as much anymore. i might get drunk like once a week 
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May 23, 2016 06:37
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Ican drink one shot of beer
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May 23, 2016 06:39
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I remember throwing up on my first hangover, it was like having PTSD and memories of vietnam. good times.
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May 23, 2016 07:39
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Six pints in less than an hour will make me feel like throwing up, the equivalent amount of alcohol in wine or spirits doesn't seem to have that effect
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May 23, 2016 07:43
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i only ever puked once while drinking, and it was after my filthy hippie friend rolled a cigarette with his putrescent poo poo-stained hippie hands and I smoked it. I probably got fast-acting gastroenteritis and ended up nearly puking on some dude's head.
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May 23, 2016 08:01
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Berious posted:You should drink less (fatty) I don't drink quite that much most of the time. I usually stop around 15 or so but it would be nice to have decent liver function into my 50s at least
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May 23, 2016 08:29
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4 pints? How does it feel to be a little bitch, OP?
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May 23, 2016 08:31
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Bardeh posted:4 pints? How does it feel to be a little bitch, OP? It makes me learn to drink harder.
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May 23, 2016 08:35
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US or UK pints cos US pints are smaller? Depends on how quick more than how much really.
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May 23, 2016 08:38
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Mange Mite posted:4 pints is, what, 64 ounces? That's like 5-6 cans of beer yeah when u put it that way its not that much. i can easily drink 10 cans without barfing, probably quite a bit more but i've no need to test it. i will be hammered though.
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May 23, 2016 08:39
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About 8 i start feeling real crook but the danger is all the shots in between. Nothing worse than the "whoo! Light headed... Lucky this is only my 7th. Oh poo poo are those my shot glasses?"
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May 23, 2016 08:43
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Gonna get drunk and wander around the city next weekend
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May 23, 2016 08:45
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Junior Jr. posted:on an empty stomach or barely eaten anything (maybe a snack), I can down four draught pints before I start blowing chunks. you kind of sound like a pussy, puss boy
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May 23, 2016 08:45
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this one time i drank 64 oz of 13% abv beer in like 2 hours, i got super shitfaced and vomited into a small potato chip bag then passed out. of course the bag of vomit spilled all over the floor and some of my dirty clothes lol that was fun to wake up to
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May 23, 2016 08:57
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more than u 
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May 23, 2016 09:09
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Bozza posted:US or UK pints cos US pints are smaller? depends on who drinks what, for me it's UK pints also I need to make my liver stronger.
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May 23, 2016 09:09
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fewer than you 
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May 23, 2016 09:37
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I'm not really the drinker I used to be because I started having some issues which freaked me out so I stopped drinking and they went away. But in my prime I think I put away 12 pints once. But on a good night out I'd drink anywhere from 7 to 9 pints. I never really got sick unless I started drinking alcopops and poo poo.
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May 23, 2016 09:45
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I dont touch Intoxickating Spirites
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May 23, 2016 09:48
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doc says ill keep throwing up unless I have -1 pint in my system. I dont know how to do that i just keep vomiting
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May 23, 2016 09:56
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probably a few more than any other gbs poster even combined
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May 23, 2016 10:03
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i have a bag hanging out of my chest that replaces my colon i just cut that sucker open and pour a few brewskis in and tape er back up
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May 23, 2016 10:05
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Pints of what?
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May 23, 2016 10:07
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plain blue jacket posted:Pints of what? ground up pints
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May 23, 2016 10:09
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Andre the Giant was witnessed to have drunk 156 16oz cans of beer in one night, which is more than a keg.
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May 23, 2016 10:33
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Sheep-Goats posted:Andre the Giant was witnessed to have drunk 156 16oz cans of beer in one night, which is more than a keg. i smoke a hundred cigarettes and drink a thousand beers, thats just in one day, imagine in one year
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May 23, 2016 10:47
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Lyrics.db posted:i smoke a hundred cigarettes and drink a thousand beers, thats just in one day, imagine in one year
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May 23, 2016 10:51
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drink five pints of piss
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May 23, 2016 11:17
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When I go out on the piss with me Da we usually start at about 1 in the afternoon and carry on until about 7 when we'll go home and start drinking tins instead. For the first four hours we normally have 5 pints an hour then down to 3/4 as we relax and get more social. So, uh... Hang on, I've never puked drinking pints* so really does it matter how much I drink? * I threw up pretty good after having two big bottles of Whiskey a few weeks ago.
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May 23, 2016 11:25
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Mange Mite posted:Pints of what? Cum? i think so
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I've spent the last 7 years or so in hotels most of the time and I drink a LOT. It's got to the point where I can do about 12 or more now and I just feel dehydrated and out of it the next day, rather than hungover (e.g. no headache). I moved onto wine long ago due to the volumes involved with pints to get me drunk. Thankfully I get taxis/trains everywhere cos I'm pretty sure I'm drunk 24/7 now.
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