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Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Don't worry everyone God forgives all of you.

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Crowsbeak posted:

Don't worry everyone God forgives all of you.

I prayed and He told me He doesn't

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Contrary to popular opinion, the existence of God can be proven – absolutely, scientifically, without reference to faith or even the Bible. It is also possible to prove that the Bible is supernatural in origin. This book will do just that. It will also show the atheist that he doesn't exist, reveal the true motives of the agnostic, and strengthen the faith of the believer.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Ken posted:

“World’s Largest Atheist Party” Is Really a Worship Service!

The Reason Rally 2016, advertised as the “world’s largest atheist party,” is really a kind of worship service. Why do I say this? Well, they worship man. Their rally in Washington, DC, in June will see people worshipping the god of self. They will exalt reason and declare that they have a blind faith that the universe and life arose by natural processes.


You know, we need to be calling atheism for what it really is—a religion, an anti-God religion—a religion that exalts fallible human reason.

In fact, atheist Lawrence Krauss, who is speaking at this rally, once said on video, “Forget Jesus—the stars died so you can be here.” You see, he is worshipping the stars. These atheists at the rally are no different from those the prophet Jeremiah spoke of: “Saying to a tree, ‘You are my father,’ And to a stone, ‘You gave birth to me’” (Jeremiah 2:27).

And what will the message of the rally be? “Become an atheist, die, and that’s the end—there’s no ultimate purpose to life.” So that being the case, why do atheists even attack Christianity? Why rally in DC in June? Well, it is because they actively “suppress the truth in unrighteousness” (Romans 1:18).

Atheists work hard against Christianity because they’re putting their hands over their eyes and ears and shouting, “I refuse to see and hear truth!” Their blind faith religion of believing that natural processes explain life without God is an anti-God religion.

The words of Daniel (5:23) describe today’s atheists: “The God who holds your breath in His hand and owns all your ways, you have not glorified.”

So, the atheists will worship man at the Reason Rally, just as stated in Scripture: “who exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen” (Romans 1:25). But God says, “You have lifted yourself up against the Lord of heaven” (Daniel 5:23).

Thanks for stopping by and thanks for praying,
Ken

Christians make atheism sound cooler than it actually is.

Worship yourself as a demigod of the cosmos, why haven't people tried this yet?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
When I was about 6? I was talking with my neighbors about Jesus. They went to a Catholic school and I wanted to know about him. I heard that they crucified him and thought "Gosh, people were so wicked back then. What would have happened to me if I lived back then?" at which point I had a vision of me bowing on the ground getting my head chopped off by a person that came on a horse in red.
This has led me to believe that I'm John the Baptist.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Panzeh posted:

LOL look at these guys thinking god is better than hitler.

Well the creator of all existance is better than one whose goal was destruction. Sorry you can't see that.


Also Christan metal is awesome.

Crowsbeak fucked around with this message at 03:24 on May 22, 2016

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Christan metal is awesome.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
On the bus the Holy Spirit prompted me to take a look around. He said, ‘These are souls worth saving, because I gave My Life for each one. Tell them.’ It wasn’t an audible voice, but I sensed a powerfully compelling urge to give someone a tract that I knew I must obey.

The bus driver I had intended to give the tract to was speaking to someone when I got off at my destination. So I got off the bus and went in to my appointment, and when I got out, I waited for the next bus to take me home. When the bus arrived, to my surprise, the same driver was at the wheel. Divine appointment? I believe so. I sat down and praised God for the many mighty miracles He works in my life.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

SocketWrench posted:

Not satisfied with being laughed out of every serious museum, being part of a shitshow "documentary", having a laughable museum full of stupidity, being part of a group tha thought up and triumphed the Banana Theory, and getting his rear end stomped by Bill Nye (the science guy!), Ham has been pumping money into a life sized Ark.

http://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/2016/02/20/after-legal-victory-noahs-ark-rises/80601668/

Scheduled to open in july it's expected to cost over 90 million and be surrounded by a theme park. Like a Mr. Toad's Wild Ride version of the Creation Museum
Despite being an eyesore, stupid, and discriminating, it's been awarded an 18 million dollar tax break along with other incentives

http://www.kentucky.com/news/state/article73971147.html


Though it is being built as proof that two of every animal on earth could fit inside and manage to float through storms for forty days isn't as far fetched as people realize, it won't be floated in water and requires a multitude of metal supports and parts (95 tons worth) that would not be possible for the "original" biblical ark and won't house any animals (they'll be outside on display).
http://www.curbed.com/2015/7/8/9943156/answers-in-genesis-ark-encounter

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

lol of course not u stupid idiots


coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i would be real happy if christian mouthpieces focused entirely on space aliens

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Jesus Christ posted:

This is the kind of worship I'm talking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph4FaR1xyh4

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



Liberty University commencement speakers 2016

Yes, that is Mel Gibson

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Liberty University commencement speakers 2016

Yes, that is Mel Gibson

Who's the greybeard to the left of Mel Gibson?

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Sep 12, 2010

Jerry Cotton posted:

Who's the greybeard to the left of Mel Gibson?

I think it's one of the troll people from duck dynasty. Also is that vince vaughn over there?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 12:51 on May 24, 2016

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Lust is like a dog, if you feed it, it will stay alive, if you don’t, it won’t. So here are some ways to kill lust. In my own experience, these have worked for me and I know they can work for you.

1. Make the decision to overcome lust and fornication.
2. Confess you have a problem.
3. Acknowledge and agree with God that this is wrong and repent
4. Pray to God for his power, through the holy spirit, to overcome this sin. You cannot overcome sin without God (John 15:5)
5. Cut off all sensual and sexual media out of your life: movies, comic books, novels, articles, blogs, jokes, TV shows, especially porn (duh), sensual poetry, and music.
6. Stay away from fornicators, whether they be men or women, Christian or not. Don’t even eat with them (1 Cor 5:11,13 CEV). Break off all sexual relationships with people you’re not married to, including “cyber relationships”.
7. When you go out in public, rather than staring at a woman’s body, look at her face, or keep your eyes on something else. If you need to, for a season, don’t go to the mall, or those places that cause your mind to wander.
8. Fast from food for a period of time to starve the flesh’s ability to lust.
9. Rebuke the spirit (demon) of lust in the fasting period, telling it to “Get out and return no more, in the name of Jesus!”
10. If you know this is a season where you are to be single, stop thinking about a wife. Don’t fantasize and daydream about your future spouse, if it leads you to lust.
11. Meditate on the scriptures throughout this article series instead of thinking about women.

I say that lust is part of the problem because there are often other issues like loneliness, discontentment, generational curses, depression, emptiness, no purpose, no identity and abuse that lead men to use sex, porn or masturbation as a way of dealing with their deeper issues. As you overcome fornication, ask the Lord what the root issue is, and he will work it out. Only with the Lord’s help can you be entirely free. Also know that he was also tempted in these areas, so he understands us

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Yes, that is Mel Gibson
Did they forget that he's a Traditionalist Catholic heretic?

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Vince Vaughn is a nut? poo poo.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Leon Einstein posted:

Vince Vaughn is a nut? poo poo.
It's not like he was ever someone anyone respected anyway.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

I'm the bagged weed.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Leon Einstein posted:

Vince Vaughn is a nut? poo poo.

I know he is a dick in real life, so no surprise he like Falwell's idiot school.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

quote:

A woman who says her daughter told leaders of a McMinnville church that her father was sexually abusing her has filed a $5.2 million lawsuit, faulting church leaders for keeping quiet.

The girl, starting at age 6 or 7, confided in various church leaders over the course of nearly two years, but they didn't report the alleged abuse to police or child protection workers as required under Oregon's mandatory reporting law, according to the suit.

The leaders -- including teachers and clergy -- also didn't say anything to the girl's mother for nearly two years -- and the girl ultimately ended up contracting herpes from her biological father, the lawsuit claims.


Leaders of the Church on the Hill -- also known as McMinnville Church of the Nazarene -- mistakenly thought at first that the girl was accusing her stepfather and didn't believe her, Portland attorney Randall Vogt said in a statement of facts he wrote about the case. The stepfather worked for the church and was well-liked, said Vogt, who represents the girl's mother.

"They essentially said, 'He's a good guy. He wouldn't do something like that,'" Vogt said.


The girl's mother filed the suit Monday on behalf of the girl, now 12, in Multnomah County Circuit Court. The lawsuit alleges that the girl was molested in Multnomah County.

The father hasn't been charged with any crimes. The Multnomah County District Attorney's Office declined to comment because the case involves alleged child abuse.


A church business administrator declined to comment, saying the church can't discuss pending litigation. The church -- at 700 N.W. Hill Road -- averages about 1,000 attendees at its services, according to a recent church report.

The girl's parents were divorced when she was a toddler, but she regularly visited her father over the years. The girl's mother remarried, and the mother, stepfather and the girl began attending the Church on the Hill, according to the suit.

From 2010 to 2012 -- when the girl was between about 6 and 8 -- she told trusted leaders in the church that her dad was having sexual intercourse with her, the suit alleges.

The girl eventually confided in her mother and a counselor, Vogt said, and the counselor contacted the Oregon Department of Human Services.

The girl was later diagnosed with oral and genital herpes, according to the suit. A judge terminated the father's parental rights in 2013, when the girl was 9, the suit says.


The girl suffered psychologically from the abuse and tried more than once to kill herself, the suit says.

The lawsuit contends that not only did church officials fail to abide by their duties as mandatory reporters under Oregon law, they also didn't follow their own church's nationwide policies to report abuse.

The suit lists the McMinnville church and the national organization it's associated with as defendants.

The suit seeks $200,000 for the girl's past and future medical expenses and counseling costs. The suit also seeks $5 million for the girl's pain and suffering. Under Oregon law, if she's determined to be a "vulnerable person" because of her age, the total amount sought could triple to $15.6 million.

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2016/05/young_girl_got_herpes_after_mc.html

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

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that's some epic poo poo

http://www.sharperfx.com/kkmime/index13.htm

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
Christ almighty.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

Is it just me or does she appear to get wider as the skirt lengthens?

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

C.P.A.N. posted:

Is it just me or does she appear to get wider as the skirt lengthens?

that's just a visual trick due to the skirt being the same width all the way down. it's also made to scare away any potential men because men don't gently caress chubby chicks. except they do


stupid poo poo jesus lovers actually believe

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://youtu.be/RxUeFHUlHT4

Mother of 12 children protests Target

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

What did she make though?

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
I have been playing Spore tonight.

It was a pretty nice time... been about eight years since I played it last. Stopped at the Village Stage though. Ouch, what a drag.

I was a carnivorous predator. I was blue and had fangs.

Thanks Jesus.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

autoaim.cfg posted:

I have been playing Spore tonight.

It was a pretty nice time... been about eight years since I played it last. Stopped at the Village Stage though. Ouch, what a drag.

I was a carnivorous predator. I was blue and had fangs.

Thanks Jesus.



Praise Raptor Jesus and the coming Velocirapture!

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Top City Homo posted:



Praise Raptor Jesus and the coming Velocirapture!

Years ago I trolled my local Craigslist Rants and Raves section as a missionary of the church of Raptor Jesus. I actually got some fan mail for my work, too.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Secular means atheist and also immoral; that's why the Western atheism is worse than communism. Moreover, secularism has been purposefully blasphemous against Christianity in recent years. Public schools along with media and entertainment oppose and oppress the Christians, and it has been injustice for at leat 3-4 decades. It's time for government to pay for all private education; it's actually a long overdue. Villains have been draining Christian people's resources while brainwashing children to be godless and trashy-minded in their institutions. Secularists may have ranted neutrality but they revealed what they are made of as they gained more power in the society. Ideologies also get corrupt because of human greed. The Western secularism is one grand proof that man cannot be good apart from God. Truth never changes. Americans need Christianity to get saved and be fair and proper.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Gay "marriage" is not marriage. Doing anything for gay weddings is as sinful as joining Satan worships. Marriage is between one man and one woman by God's decree. All others are false. Do secular Americans and secular Westerners hate the Christians for brininging racial equality upon the world last century? Is it why they are bullying the Christians on their soil this century, trying to bend good people's conscience and seeking new victims for bullying? When will the powerful West stop doing evil against mankind? Where has the freedom of conscience gone? Enough of oppression by the perv rich who seek warped amusement on a planet of 4 billion suffering humans. Liberty was established for keeping the Word of God with a clear conscience, not to appease the well-fed bored Western pervs in the 21st century. No more slavery. Sin is slavery. Secular Western culture has no rights to push their sick depravity upon the Christians and moral people. People have rights to God's Word, morality, and sanity. The West needs Judeo-Christian virtues to act like human. Man without functioning conscience is a beast. The Western culture is a moral chaos if it has no Christianity. The secular Westerners and their mental slaves need Christianity for salvation and truth and a proper conscience. The Holy Bible brings truth and liberty to all, both then and now.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The truth about atheists is that the majority are dumb freaks. They can't be christians, because of their degeneration, not intelligence. Most atheists are homosexuals, drug addicts, alcoholics, and any kinds of degenerates who don't fit into christian doctrines. All these freaks do is repeating endlessly what a few intellectuals say and write in their books against the church.

They spend all their time in arguing against christians, even if anybody inteligent would knwo that it is a mindless waste fo time trying to explain to a christian that religion is bullshit. The whole goal of the atheist movement is to fight christianity because they want to legalize degeneration and perversion.

The whole atheist movement is being sponsored by satanist jews. You must be a retard to join atheists and believe that they are better than christians.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Christianity is where we get our morales. muslim is false and therefore their morales are corrupt. Christian morales are everywhere in the US, even some of the laws are based on them. so your question is null since muslims have a false doctrine and therefore their morales are misconstrude.

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VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

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Volume posted:

it is a mindless waste fo time trying to explain to a christian that religion is bullshit

correct things jesus lovers actually believe

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