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Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Funkmaster General posted:

Haha on Xbox One the generic "failed to connect to server message" stopped showing up and now the game just fully crashes when you press A at the main menu.

You deserve it for owning a xbox one

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



I can't believe Overwatch is loving dead.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Blizzard, known liars

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
God is dead

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...
Everyone who's streaming is starting at the same login screen :v: :v:

slev
Apr 6, 2009

Who knew overwatch would be one of the 350

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
You had 14 Days. If after that time you couldn't get servers running. I am deleting my characters, and cancelling all of my accounts. The rest of my group will follow suit, as will several other group and people that play Overwatch
.
To be brief, I did not work my rear end off, jumping through your idiotic hoops with my friends and grou[mates, so I could go to a login where only groups of 2 could enjoy the content. EVEN if past these initial moronic events I can finally get my entire group in to play with me, gently caress YOU GUYS. Seriously, gently caress YOU.

I cannot believe this... right now I'm just so pissed off. I am sitting here in the login screen, and 3/4 of my group is just sitting around while a group of 2 is repeatedly trying to log in. Don't you people have ANY loving DECENCY? KAPLAN WHY DON'T YOU STOP COUNTING YOUR MONEY AND START ISSUING ORDERS?

The tragic irony of creating the ultimate cockblock in the form of the login which requires 20 minutes to connect and then to limit attempts to 2 every second....

14 Days.... this site will change from the most popular OW fan site on the internet to the most popular Battleborn fan site on the internet. I'm done playing ball with you useless fuckers... it's my turn.

Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

*SITS ON BEACH, SIPS A MARG, REGRETS NOTHING*

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
What do you mean the servers can't handle a million connections all in the same 10 second period?

Thoughtless
Feb 1, 2007


Doesn't think, just types.
Come on Blizzard I want to play a few games before I have to sleep :f5:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

GlitchThief posted:

oh this party has just gotten started :getin:

we got a nice wave of tears coming, check out that :krad: break, im gonna surf it

Spectracide
May 27, 2004
IT'S ARGH, BABY!
Even http://www.thetimezoneconverter.com/ can't handle the load.

100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



I wish I could watch Twitch streams at work so I could view the rage in real time.

Orange Crush Rush
May 7, 2009

You don't need thumbs for revenge

Abroham Lincoln posted:

I can't believe Overwatch is loving dead.

But it's been dead for over 30 years!

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
Let's melt these loving servers!

Notapipe
Apr 4, 2011

100% Self-Loathing Posting

Genji died for our sins

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

LegoMan posted:

What do you mean the servers can't handle a million connections all in the same 10 second period?

this is bullshit, I paid MONEY for this yanno, im ENTITLED

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

slev posted:

Who knew overwatch would be one of the 350

OH NO

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
The omnics took control of Blizzard HQ.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Blizzard = Hitler

Cage Kicker
Feb 20, 2009

End of the fiscal year, bitch.
MP's got time to order pens for year year, hooah?


SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made



Lipstick Apathy
Wait are people for real that mad or is the joke going right over my head

Adonis Gunther
Mar 11, 2011

Black Is Black posted:

*SITS ON BEACH, SIPS A MARG, REGRETS NOTHING*

*SHAKES FIST IN IMPOTENT RAGE*

Lazer
Jun 26, 2011

V A P O R W A V E

Ha. You aren't kidding. Website is toast. So many people trying to figure out if Overwatch is actually supposed to be out yet.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Cage Kicker posted:

Wait are people for real that mad or is the joke going right over my head

:thejoke:

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
MEANWHILE, AT BLIZZARD H.Q.

*frantic typing* gotta finish programming the game, fast! oh jeez oh jeez...

Adregan
Oct 22, 2002

GlitchThief posted:

I like zaphod's posts :unsmith:

Said by one person ever.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Cage Kicker posted:

Wait are people for real that mad or is the joke going right over my head

some might not be a joke :allears:

Dragongem
Nov 9, 2009

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
Overwatch, more like NOverwatch HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Fwaah, just finished an excellent game of DOOM

Now to go make some food while the Gordian Knot of Overwatch Connections unravels itself :)

Bluhman
Nov 7, 2009

Low morale causes the golems to dance in panic.
ah ok good it's not just me then.

Funkmaster General
Sep 13, 2008

Hey, man, I distinctly remember this being an episode of Spongebob. :colbert:

Raged posted:

You deserve it for owning a xbox one

Sick nasty burn, bro.

Night Blade
Feb 25, 2013

410,757,864,530 DEAD SERVERS

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Orange Crush Rush posted:

But it's been dead for over 30 years!

Overwatch died... 30 years ago... tonight! :spooky: :ghost: :spooky:

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

this is bullshit, I paid MONEY for this yanno, im ENTITLED

I demand 10 dollars back

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

Zorodius posted:

MEANWHILE, AT BLIZZARD H.Q.

*frantic typing* gotta finish programming the game, fast! oh jeez oh jeez...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
The server admin who was supposed to flip the switch is one of the 350. Gonna be a while till they can train a new one.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender

Adregan posted:

Said by one person ever.

Please don't cyberbully people.

METATERREN
Jul 3, 2015

I enjoy putting things in my mouth.
I knew this was going to happen.

Call me to sign up for ESP classes.

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008

I WARNED YOU PEOPLE


I WARNED YE

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Thoughtless
Feb 1, 2007


Doesn't think, just types.

Cage Kicker posted:

Wait are people for real that mad or is the joke going right over my head

They aren't mad for real yet but if the game still doesn't work in an hour then it'll be real

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