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redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

:stoke:
I just got done playing battle mode (or was it brawl?) using mei for 5 hours locking down enemy escorts in an unending frost wall/iceblock rotation, making it impossible to win, I can solo defend.

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
My favorite thing about this game is how mad everyone is if you are not an expert, 11 hours after launch

My second favorite thing is how bad I am at this game

QuasiQuack
Jun 13, 2010

Ducks hockey baybee
Mmmm, more salty whiners please. They will sustain me until I get home to play!

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Aranan
May 21, 2007

Release the Kraken
Just like the beta weekend and open beta, this game is a lot of fun even if I am terrible at it.

Attack on Princess
Dec 15, 2008

To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!

Soothing Vapors posted:

My favorite thing about this game is how mad everyone is if you are not an expert, 11 hours after launch

My second favorite thing is how bad I am at this game

I squeezed in an hour before I left for work. That introduced me to some wonderful fellow who had a match long meltdown when I "last-picked" Torbjörn instead of a support hero. I didn't even notice I was last because last means sweet gently caress all when you can switch at any time. I stayed with Tor of course. Spite makes the world go around.

This community will be horrible, and god help me I look forward to it.

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


QuasiQuack posted:

Mmmm, more salty whiners please. They will sustain me until I get home to play!

quote:

Gamecriticpro, Metacritic, score: 5

I already wrote a review putting the game in a positive light, but I have changed my mind about that. This game is so hilariously broken that it is unfathomable as to how Blizzard thought it was in a playable state. Camping is not only abundant, it's encouraged, character ability's are horibly balanced and are either useless or overpowered, several characters exist for the very apparent reason of pandering to casual trash, the match making is a joke, and don't even get me started on ult's. I liked this game for the first few hours, but now I regret buying almost as much as I regret Evolve. Shame on you Blizzard for shipping a game this broken out.

CASUAL TRASH

CASUAAAAL TRAASH

Why won't anyone understand how much I hate casual trash?!

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

They should have gone the Hearthstone route and have emotes be the only way of communicating.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

objects in mirror posted:

Teaming up with goons = fun. But I feel there's more pressure to win? Teaming up creates zero sum dynamics whereas if you're just in Quick Play you can dick around.

Nah, there's no pressure to win with goons. Hell the last game I played last night we had a guy who wasn't able to grasp the concept of payload defense and we just got steamrolled because he thought we were supposed to defend the cart from an unknown third party while the other team pushed it or something. Something like that, he was hung up on the word "defend."

There's definitely no pressure to win. There's no pressure to really even play the game or anything, we had people playing on dialup or comcast or something and just disconnecting over and over. Playing with goons just means nobody's going to talk too much poo poo about your mother and/or your sexuality if you're a fuckup :v:

E: and then there's the times when you hold Hanamura B for 8 minutes to win because you're communicating with each other about flankers and missing enemies and everyone laughs at the other team for choking.

FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 12:51 on May 24, 2016

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

FAUXTON posted:

Playing with goons just means nobody's going to talk too much poo poo about your mother and/or your sexuality if you're a fuckup :v:
Exactly. We'll talk poo poo about your mother and sexuality regardless of how well you're doing.

Elerion
May 31, 2011

Collateral Damage posted:

They should have gone the Hearthstone route and have emotes be the only way of communicating.

Well Played!
Well Played!
Well Played!
Well Played!
Well Played!
Well Played!
Well Played!
Well Played!
Well Played!

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Wildtortilla
Jul 8, 2008
I wish I could have played all night. In beta I skipped playing Zarya and Hanzo. I got some Zarya time in last night and she's a beast. I got some medal for casting lots of shields and absorbing a ton of damage and it felt good. Once where beam gets charged up it rips through people. Do her bomb attacks ilexplode if they hit someone dead on?

I'm super pumped to try our Roadhog's hook while jumping when I get home tonight. This game rules hard and I can't wait to get next to no sleep in the upcoming THREE DAY WEEKEND!

Still don't care about Hanzo though. :(

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Wildtortilla posted:

Do her bomb attacks ilexplode if they hit someone dead on?

Hell yeah they do.

https://youtu.be/Oa4kHdgd5Q0

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

QuasiQuack posted:

Mmmm, more salty whiners please. They will sustain me until I get home to play!

There was a Widowmaker me and my team were dealing with last night named Grover and long story short I hope he dies in real life

I am this salty whiner itt

Fun Times!
Dec 26, 2010
Going ape and bodying losers feels so good. Winston you're my hero.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Macaluso posted:

There was a Widowmaker me and my team were dealing with last night named Grover and long story short I hope he dies in real life

I am this salty whiner itt

Let's just say he's camping because his house fell down and then lit itself on fire.

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Collateral Damage posted:

They should have gone the Hearthstone route and have emotes be the only way of communicating.

I can't wait till you cannot communicate with other people in online games because people literally cannot handle hearing a single insult and muting someone.

pakman
Jun 27, 2011

I only played for about an hour after the game released as Symmetra, Mercy, Zenyatta, and Winston. Had a great time, but then i watched Seagull play until I had to go to bed because I am a responsible adult. I knew that if I was actually playing, I would have stayed up much later than i wanted to.

Oxygen Deficiency
May 19, 2008



I added myself to the goon battle.net group, OxygenDef#2289 [Europe]. Feel free to use me as a practice dummy for your ultimates.

HapXL
Mar 16, 2005

Hugoon Chavez posted:

Man, what's up with release and Bastion players? Are they just jumping in the bandwagon thanks to all the dumb redditors screaming for nerfs to Bastion?

Dear Bastion players in 5 consecutive games: you can't move on turret mode due to the power trade-off. You can move on Recon. loving MOVE.

Seriously 5 game sin a row a bastion shooting people in Recon mode, standing in one place. One of them even got a card because he got 4 recon kills. Never moved.

Also, entering turret mode out in the open, in front of their whole team: great idea keep it up.

I'm not that bad, but in open beta I never got a chance to play Bastion. I was the only support class and literally every game I played. With that said the few seconds you have before her game starts is long enough to figure out a characters new ability so you don't end up looking like a loving idiot.

I had a game where our Mercy was running around just using the pistol. Sometimes I just don't know what people are thinking.

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben

FAUXTON posted:

Let's just say he's camping because his house fell down and then lit itself on fire.

Load bearing hitscan.

Vicious Fishes
Mar 20, 2008

No one drinks MY juice
Looks like I don't have any early morning OW friends. Feel free to add me Vicious#1497

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Zaphod42 posted:

How did I never realize during beta that if you jump and use roadhog's hook, it pulls you to them instead of the other way around? That's fantastic.

This is a few pages back but as someone who plays a shitload of Roadhog, this is news to me. What if you jump and hook a flying D'va?

Something else not-well-known is that junkrat's ult can climb walls.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Turtle Sandbox posted:

I can't wait till you cannot communicate with other people in online games because people literally cannot handle hearing a single insult and muting someone.

When anyone who is actually going to cooperate with others is already in a voice chat party, and no one else is going to listen to what anyone else says, why even allow chat if it's just going to be idiots spamming n***ger f**got over and over and over and over? It'd be OK if it were funny, but it never is.

I just hope Blizzard has the smarts and the intestinal fortitude to listen to their own metrics and intuition and not the loudest idiots on Reddit when it comes to balance. Also hope they never ruin it by introducing weapon drops and unlocks ala TF2.

Imagined fucked around with this message at 13:40 on May 24, 2016

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

Your Computer posted:

You gotta stand on the payload to push it back, and I really wish Blizzard would have a big flashing "HEY PLEASE DO THIS THING" somewhere in the game.


I've been on so many maps where my entire team stands back at our spawn taking potshots and sniping while the enemy just rolls on in and wins, since no one is contesting the payload :negative:

Something like this, but for Overwatch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9LdJyuWS9g

Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
Played last night a couple hours. Got PTOG as D.VA on my first twomatches (!), forgot to shadowplay them before quittine the game. :negative:
I also managed to bump two people off the side of Lijiang.

Then I proceeded to suck rear end all night. It's kinda weird how my game went to poo poo since the beta; I never considered myself to be good at the game but holy hell I was being useless for most of my games.

I guess I should just keep playing. :getin:

PS: I hate all of you who got legendary skins, I got sprites. ALL OF THE SPRITES.

Dragongem
Nov 9, 2009

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
yay, got to play! Got in a surprising number of games that were constantly stuck at 9 or 10 of 12 players though.

I did poorly and it made me kind of salty though =(. Did they not reset MMRs? When I first played open beta I was doing really well at first but now I'm getting my butt kicked most of the time. I don't think I'm all that great (FPS isn't my thing) but I was kinda surprised.

boy are my arms tired
May 10, 2012

Ham Wrangler
i didn't get to play any of the betas because i didn't think i'd enjoy this game, but i went ahead and picked it up anyways and spent all of last night playing with some friends

it owns

i think im gonna lean more towards supports, lucio is so goddamn fun and i really like zenyatta's aesthetic, even if he's a little on the weak side (150 health cmon)

Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009
I really liked this game in the closed beta weekend because it seemed like a lot of people were willing to play different supports, tanks and defense heroes. In open beta and now in release it seems like I get placed onto teams with only offense heroes, Blackwidow and Hanzo while on defense and struggle to play payload. How is payload so difficult to understand? Reinhardt, Bastion and Torbjorn are fun, why aren't people picking them?

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


So, if you are on KoTH and your team has already captured the point, should your team go to the nearest enemy choke and try to hold them there or should you stick near to the point? Guess which one a pub team tried to do.

Also, is there any way to fiddle with the mic sensitivity? I'm almost sure people other goons were hearing my chair creak over the microphone. :blush:

Thoughtless
Feb 1, 2007


Doesn't think, just types.
I feel like Bastion and Torb's Turrets just aren't as effective as they used to be. Do people just know how to counter them or have there been some balance changes?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
after playing all last night, and emoting when I wanted to melee more than a few times, I need to go and edit the key binds.

Also why the hell would voice chat default to "~"?

kojei
Feb 12, 2008

Thoughtless posted:

I feel like Bastion and Torb's Turrets just aren't as effective as they used to be. Do people just know how to counter them or have there been some balance changes?

People are just trying to counter as Hanzo, Genji, or Widowmaker.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

HardDisk posted:

Also, is there any way to fiddle with the mic sensitivity? I'm almost sure people other goons were hearing my chair creak over the microphone. :blush:
You can probably adjust it in windows mixer.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

nothing more satisfying than scoping a a bastion as he's transforming, then killing him in one shot just as he gets situated.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Dragongem posted:

I did poorly and it made me kind of salty though =(. Did they not reset MMRs? When I first played open beta I was doing really well at first but now I'm getting my butt kicked most of the time. I don't think I'm all that great (FPS isn't my thing) but I was kinda surprised.

It's the opposite: They did reset MMR, which means all the players better than you are right there with you at rank 0.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Also my wife chain-crashes after a bit of play with 'Rendering device has been lost', but she's running the same build I am with a 760. Latest drivers. Tried reinstalling Windows 10 last night, but no dice. She's pulling her hair out and I'm not sure what to suggest (I'll be getting a new card once the 1080's are actually available, so she can try swapping for my card then...)

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?

Atoramos posted:

Also my wife chain-crashes after a bit of play with 'Rendering device has been lost', but she's running the same build I am with a 760. Latest drivers. Tried reinstalling Windows 10 last night, but no dice. She's pulling her hair out and I'm not sure what to suggest (I'll be getting a new card once the 1080's are actually available, so she can try swapping for my card then...)

i got that error once last night when i was running low render quality to raise my fps, so in theory it may have been an overheat. after i went to 100% render it didn't happen again, but i wouldn't take this as gospel--just a slight possibility

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Chomposaur
Feb 28, 2010




I played Widowmaker for a full round in the brawl thinking that it was the random characters one and players were just getting lucky with respawns ::sadtrombone::

Also the brawl is kinda eh. It's like super turtle world with tanks and lucios and meis and no one dying ever.

HapXL posted:

I'm not that bad, but in open beta I never got a chance to play Bastion. I was the only support class and literally every game I played. With that said the few seconds you have before her game starts is long enough to figure out a characters new ability so you don't end up looking like a loving idiot.

I had a game where our Mercy was running around just using the pistol. Sometimes I just don't know what people are thinking.

I'm not gonna lie, I spent a round in beta trying to heal people with Lucio's gun ::sadtrombone2::

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