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Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

Drone posted:

How many Enterprises show up and sink Tokyo Bay Fortress? :ohdear:

All of them. Including A through E....

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V for Vegas
Sep 1, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER

goatface posted:

H81-A3 is the designation for P-40s sent out to the Flying Tigers. Why they're in Burma I'm not sure, but the fact they cheerfully chewed on some unescorted bombers is unsurprising.

They originally shipped to Rangoon and were assigned to protect the Burma Road - some squadrons were in Rangoon and some in Kunming. They eventually all moved to China once their bases in Burma were destroyed.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
^^ That makes sense. I always pictured them as being further East.

Grey Hunter posted:

All of them. Including A through E....

You had a Kirk and Picard double-team? With two Picards, and then two other captains as well? Kinky.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

goatface posted:

^^ That makes sense. I always pictured them as being further East.


You had a Kirk and Picard double-team? With two Picards, and then two other captains as well? Kinky.

Please don't kink shame.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


Grey Hunter posted:

Please don't kink Kirk shame.

Better.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

Drone posted:

Better.

I doff my hat to you sir.

Nuramor
Dec 13, 2012

Most Amewsing Prinny Ever!

Drone posted:

Better.

Kirk has no shame.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Grey Hunter posted:

I doff my hat to you sir.

That's five of 'em without an update... You best be careful.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
But did you get Rikered?

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets






We take more damage from shore guns than anything else.



The enemy are surrendering here in droves now.







The Perch continues to cause trouble.



The hammering of isolated units continues.



They need to be destroyed for the safety of the populace.



There are so many of them though!







What the hell guys! Two to one odds and you get taken apart.



I thought I told you not to do this!



That's some bloody accident!







Well, that was something of a disaster! We still came out on top in points thanks to China!

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

What the hell kind of accident was that? :stare:

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010
Munitions ship going off?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Almost all disabled. Did they roll a major supply ship?

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

They had to build a bridge across a marsh, and the only building material they had were Japanese bodies.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Does the game model "and then we blew up the bridge over the River Kwai while a train was trying to pass"?

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Grey Hunter posted:



What the hell guys! Two to one odds and you get taken apart.

How were those dudes even breathing at that altitude? Were oxygen systems common on WWII fighter aircraft?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Yes. They started dicking with that poo poo in WW1

pthighs
Jun 21, 2013

Pillbug

PittTheElder posted:

How were those dudes even breathing at that altitude? Were oxygen systems common on WWII fighter aircraft?

A Brief History of US Military Oxygen Breathing Systems posted:

In 1930 a US Navy aircraft reached an altitude of 43,166 feet, with Naval Aviator Lt./ Apollo
Soucek wearing "…an oxygen mask that covered his nose and mouth, but still suffering
some impairment at maximum altitude". The ‘impairment’ is understandable, given that at
this altitude some sort of pressure-demand supported augmentative oxygenation is almost
mandatory. Of special note is the fact that this flight was carried out in an open cockpit
aircraft (practically the last altitude record attempt thereupon undertaken). Later
developments in the development of pressurised crew cabins would contribute
immeasurably in raising the human functional operational ceiling and eliminating any
physiological limits further imposed by the inherent limitations of attempting high-altitude
flight in an open-cockpit aircraft equipped with only a constant flow oxygen system.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Grey Hunter posted:



What the hell guys! Two to one odds and you get taken apart.

You had them dogfighting at an altitude well-above their operational ceiling.

Seriously Grey, why are you making raids at ludicrously high altitudes? Japanese planes don't have pressurized cockpits!

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.

A White Guy posted:

You had them dogfighting at an altitude well-above their operational ceiling.

Seriously Grey, why are you making raids at ludicrously high altitudes? Japanese planes don't have pressurized cockpits!

The air combat model seriously overrates the advantage that a plane gets from diving on another. Unless it's a plane with significantly degraded performance at higher altitudes (which some have) or a major mismatch of planes or pilots, in a matchup of even planes the higher one will win pretty much every time. So it's advantageous to send in your sweeps and fighters at as high of an altitude as possible.

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

That is some seriously pro amphibious landing skills.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets
I'm rationalizing that they are just wounded men, not dead.
There were just some really sharp stones on the beach.

Also, this just gets stranger from here on out.....

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal
People really need to start treating those "no smoking" signs with the respect they deserve.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012
If an ammunition ship went off amidst a few other transports...

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
A few poor meteorologists are getting a visit from the Kempeitai... :commissar:

Serpentis
May 31, 2011

Well, if I really HAVE to shoot you in the bollocks to shut you up, then I guess I'll need to, post-haste, for everyone else's sake.
So if that kind of accident is the start of the strange week, anyone taking odds on a destroyer accidentally becoming a new bow ornament for the Yamato?

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Serpentis posted:

So if that kind of accident is the start of the strange week, anyone taking odds on a destroyer accidentally becoming a new bow ornament for the Yamato?

Or sinking the big E.

And the Yamato.

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

Veloxyll posted:

Or sinking the big E.

And the Yamato.

Entershiv sinks half the Kiddo Butai, and then rams one of her own escorts and sinks.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Reminder: in the Allied LP we had a Japanese cruiser sail right into a harbour where Enterprise's TF was hanging out, doing a lot of damage before being sunk.

Which is to say: weird things happen in this game.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
No ship was listed lost at that landing, which I assume a munitions kaboom would produce. Maybe they just landed them into a boot-sucking quagmire as the tide was coming in.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets






One of our subs takes a couple of hits.







Tanker!







Another day will finish this.







A much better day today. Why?



Well, first we sank a tanker.



Then we took Pegu without a fight, an scouts say Rangoon is empty. I can't believe it yet, but that's what they are telling me.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Empty, with ships in harbour? AI-tastic.

ZiegeDame
Aug 21, 2005

YUKIMURAAAA!
Probably shipped all those troops to Singapore.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax
Obviously a prophet appeared who reminded your troops that the true Shinto is a peaceful one and they all became conscientious objectors and that peaceful path led to their easily convincing the defenders of Rangoon and the outlying cities to give up war forever and let your troops with their superior moral authority take over.

Dreamsicle
Oct 16, 2013

I always turn Rangoon into a fortress in my games to give China more supply. I'm in the middle of August and it hasn't fallen yet.

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
Or the JDS Mirai sailed back through time and wiped out the garrison with Tomahawks. :anime:

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

ZiegeDame posted:

Probably shipped all those troops to Singapore.

Yeah, they have to be somewhere. Here's hoping they're in the rear end end of Australia though.

To confirm, Rangoon is the one you need to take to cut off the India-China supply route, yes? That's a major win there.

Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!

You only need to sever it's road connection to China which can be done at any point along the route.

Serpentis
May 31, 2011

Well, if I really HAVE to shoot you in the bollocks to shut you up, then I guess I'll need to, post-haste, for everyone else's sake.

Mikl posted:

Reminder: in the Allied LP we had a Japanese cruiser sail right into a harbour where Enterprise's TF was hanging out, doing a lot of damage before being sunk.

Which is to say: weird things happen in this game.

I'd forgotten about that, truthfully. Was that quite early on? I think I remember the Japanese stepping up their game like that after the shenanigans of the Dutch Navy cruiser detachment finally came to an end. But then again, surely the Allied AI won't make any kind of strange call like that...

Grey Hunter posted:

...Then we took Pegu without a fight, an scouts say Rangoon is empty. I can't believe it yet, but that's what they are telling me.

Well never bloody mind then! All these years later I've still only ever dipped my toes in the shallow end of WiTP, but I'm pretty sure that if the above is true, this must be a death sentence for any Commonwealth forces in Burma who aren't a few day's march from the Indian border. After all, if Grey can just push on up the coastal roads from Rangoon towards India, surely all the troops stuck off the road aren't going to be reached by the Indian supply lines, without a port to get the supplies into?

Not to mention as others have said that the Chinese supply route is stuffed even with only Pegu fallen. Hoo boy. One wonders if the Imperial Guard landing accident was a karmic backhander to balance this potential boon out.

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Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak
Noo my sub! Hang in there baby!

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