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May 25, 2016 00:55
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May 25, 2016 01:45
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for a while I felt real bad for those jurors then I remembered they live in the Bay Area and lol
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May 25, 2016 01:50
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Ahahahahaha Smythe posted:hmm wat does #include mean? I really hope, somehow, someone has to explain (visually of course) the difference between an object and a class.
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May 25, 2016 01:58
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LMFAO, just when you thought this case couldn't get any worse
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May 25, 2016 01:59
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our constitution prevents this kind of treatment in a courtroom setting, my god
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they're all gonna pretend to be looking at it just opening random files scrolling up and down while rubbing their chins thoughtfully. after a respectable amount of silence one of the jurors will blurt out what they think and everyone will agree with them.
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May 25, 2016 02:13
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"i don't know who oracle is but my phone is google so I think they're probably right"
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May 25, 2016 02:14
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i have no idea what even a professional programmer could hope to do with that much code in those circumstances did a jury beat up the lawyers in high school or something
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May 25, 2016 02:28
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at this point do they even need indentations??? just do a text wrap and call it a day
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Tayter Swift posted:for a while I felt real bad for those jurors then I remembered they live in the Bay Area and lol you know they filtered out software types in jury selection so it's probably a bunch of people serving as the jury for their oppressors on both ends lol
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Encrypted posted:at this point do they even need indentations??? imagine being on that jury and asking for clarifications about is that a tab or spaces for 1million+ lines of code
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May 25, 2016 02:41
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the jury could literally just flip quarters until all ten came up heads or tails and it would be unanimous, quicker, saner and more impartial
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May 25, 2016 02:54
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lancemantis posted:you know they filtered out software types in jury selection so it's probably a bunch of people serving as the jury for their oppressors on both ends lol anyone capable of understanding the case already has an opinion because its been going on for like a million years now and affects 1 of the 2 most important programming languages
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May 25, 2016 02:56
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honestly a case like this shouldn't be decided by a jury and ultimately the appellate court is going to have the final say anyways so why even go through the hassle?
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Mr. Nice! posted:honestly a case like this shouldn't be decided by a jury and ultimately the appellate court is going to have the final say anyways so why even go through the hassle?
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anthonypants posted:oh hmm it's a little thing you might have heard of it it's called the constitution the 7th amendment is stupid.
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anthonypants posted:oh hmm it's a little thing you might have heard of it it's called the constitution umm yeah and we retired it from active service in 1881
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https://twitter.com/sarahjeong/status/735298898512601089 https://twitter.com/Canageek/status/735298351197913088
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Notorious QIG posted:https://twitter.com/sarahjeong/status/735298898512601089 Fuuuuuuuuuuck
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Notorious QIG posted:the judges middle name is haskell btw Lol
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Notorious QIG posted:https://twitter.com/sarahjeong/status/735298898512601089 i'm dead
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Smythe posted:Yet another case of gedit supremacy Gedit was unable to detect the character encoding of you're post. Please make sure you are not trying to open a binary post. [Retry] [Close]
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the jury has returned from deliberations and handed the judge their decision: AbstractVerdictFactoryProvider
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Breakfast All Day posted:the jury has returned from deliberations and handed the judge their decision: AbstractVerdictFactoryProvider haha
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Breakfast All Day posted:the jury has returned from deliberations and handed the judge their decision: AbstractVerdictFactoryProvider lol
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Breakfast All Day posted:the jury has returned from deliberations and handed the judge their decision: AbstractVerdictFactoryProvider nice
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is there such thing of jury nullification of a corporation? i'm hoping that's their verdict
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jury found fair use. i think it's overturned on appeal.
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