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Vermin Tanager
Jul 2, 2007
"Contaminated with mercury" is not the same as "metal as gently caress".

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


You are bad at fish species and toxicology reports.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Fishing is good as hell and I just went. No luck but it's always GOOD

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Pike again? I think I'll go on a boat trip for my birthday.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

LingcodKilla posted:



It certainly can be. There's some pretty wild fish to be caught.

Looking good and very fit, but who's the big constipated child holding you?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Couldn't you at least think of new insults? You just used that one yesterday.

You can do better.

I believe in you.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

LingcodKilla posted:

Couldn't you at least think of new insults? You just used that one yesterday.

You can do better.

I believe in you.

You need to treat your dates better. You can't just go grabbing their tails and ramming your fingers in their mouth on the first date.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB




Sorry. This is a better photo of me.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


LingcodKilla posted:

Pike again? I think I'll go on a boat trip for my birthday.

Pike today, I'm holding off on trout fishing until I get my new fly rod/reel

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Wish I was by the sea :(

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

I think I want to go dynamite fishing... Anyone care to recommend a good lake to get my redneck on at?

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

jeff smisek posted:

Wish I was by the sea :(
I highly recommend it, it's getting really fun right now.

RFC2324 posted:

I think I want to go dynamite fishing... Anyone care to recommend a good lake to get my redneck on at?

As far away from law enforcement as possible.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I'm feeling pretty fresh today but I can't take pictures at work.

So imagine I posted a picture of a very generic white dude with a bad hairline and skinny arms. TYA.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
I am going to a Bar Mitzvah in a couple of years, is this too 'pow'?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

You don't want to do anything that reminds Jews of being a PoW imho

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

EmmyOk posted:

You don't want to do anything that reminds Jews of being a PoW imho

Should I lose the hat? It's the hat isn't it?

Mandactyl
Jun 1, 2011

A kinder, gentler herpes
Grimey Drawer



Had some fun with a ham wrapped banana, my coworkers are delicate enough that this was a shocking way to start lunch.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Thought it was a dick.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Asante sana Dick banana!

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Haha nice DICK

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001



I've been drinkin'

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

The Midniter posted:



I've been drinkin'

So you think people post sober in this thread or something?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I don't know what posting sober means, please elaborate.

Mandactyl
Jun 1, 2011

A kinder, gentler herpes
Grimey Drawer
I was sober.

Now I am not.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Mandactyl posted:




Had some fun with a ham wrapped banana, my coworkers are delicate enough that this was a shocking way to start lunch.

You should try rhubarcon

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Mandactyl posted:




Had some fun with a ham wrapped banana, my coworkers are delicate enough that this was a shocking way to start lunch.

Needs Hollandaise.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Mandactyl posted:




Had some fun with a ham wrapped banana, my coworkers are delicate enough that this was a shocking way to start lunch.

That picture is so hot I just had to touch myself.

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face
http://i.imgur.com/NqzJjen.gif

Im the child

Astrobastard has a new favorite as of 12:45 on May 26, 2016

Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

Astrobastard posted:



Im the child

ahhhhhh this is so neat

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

.

Teagan has a new favorite as of 01:32 on Mar 18, 2019

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Teagan posted:



Everyone needs 1)duckface 2)the most obnoxious orange lipstick you can find 3)a pink bra 4) A very heavy necklace
this may be one of the worst photos of me, ever

welcome to normal me :)

Nothing wrong with that first picture!

That necklace looks heavy as hell, though. I couldn't handle it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Is it a trophy necklace of ex boyfriends?

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

LingcodKilla posted:

Is it a trophy necklace of ex boyfriends?

That is a fantastic idea. I wonder if anyone on etsy does custom orders!!

(I keep a chain with heart charms I have been given)

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Look for "Blue Ball Designs".

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Make it a necklace of random stuff, like a Pandora charm necklace.

"Can I buy a drink? That necklace is really neat, what is it? "
"Each one is a token I've taken from someone special who's wronged me."
"Oh man, you know, I've got an early meeting tomorrow..."

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

You seem to have a pretty rad necklace collection. I've given up on buying new necklaces because I always just wear my ankh & locket :downs:

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Teagan posted:

That is a fantastic idea. I wonder if anyone on etsy does custom orders!!

(I keep a chain with heart charms I have been given)

I think sending human body parts through the post is illegal so you might want to do it yourself instead.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

You seem to have a pretty rad necklace collection. I've given up on buying new necklaces because I always just wear my ankh & locket :downs:

Are you under duress from an avian threat?

Squawk once for no, squawk twice for yes.

schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



Smug face is smug. Also, my bird is a flirt.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Astrobastard posted:



Im the child

I'm dealing w a satellite internet connection dude

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