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http://www.whompcomic.com/comic/the-foreseeable-farture I can't stop farting. I've been farting continually for years.
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I really want to drink a diet soda but I'm worried it might give me the shits since I had a soda this morning.
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May 23, 2016 01:02
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The store brand All Dressed chips are really good, but the store brand Ketchup chips aren't that great. I bought one of each, and now I wish I had got two bags of all dressed instead.
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May 23, 2016 01:09
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Mu Zeta posted:I really want to drink a diet soda but I'm worried it might give me the shits since I had a soda this morning. All farting aside: I drank soda for the first time in years last night and my stomach was so goddamn angry. There was a time in my life where I could eat anything and I was poor so it was mostly pastas and grains along with something greasy. Surprisingly, I was a little underweight and perfectly healthy. Now I'm not quite as poor and eat well so when I have some crap, it twists me up. I'm pretty sure that if I went to the doctor and got a full exam, they would come back and say, "Medical science cannot explain how you are alive. Please let us dissect you."
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May 23, 2016 01:15
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ToxicSlurpee posted:http://www.whompcomic.com/comic/the-foreseeable-farture I just realised that Whomp hasn't been showing up in my feed reader for ages because apparently at some point he changed the feed's URL.
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May 23, 2016 03:48
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This soup is too spicy and there's too much of it
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May 23, 2016 17:07
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I bought a bunch of spicy mango chunks and then I spilled them on my way to work!
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May 23, 2016 20:40
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The new granola cereal we have tastes great but all the fiber is giving me super farts that jiggle my waterbed.
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May 23, 2016 20:49
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Just realized I have to go to the grocery store AND do laundry after work, as if I'm sort of loving miracle worker.
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May 23, 2016 22:48
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I got hives from restraining a dog at work. This has never happened before. Now my arms are itchy and I still have like eight hours to go of my shift.
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May 24, 2016 10:38
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I have a shitton of weeding to do because I never leave my apartment in my downtime to go into the garden, due to 12 hour work days leaving me too exhausted.
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May 24, 2016 11:27
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For the last couple weeks no matter what time I go to bed, I wake up at 9 or 10 am. I'm always feeling well rested, even if I only got 4 or 5 hours of sleep. It's leaving me with way too much free time in the morning. Mostly I'm just confused, and slightly worried that the lack of sleep is going to catch up with me later.
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May 24, 2016 15:58
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Turns put the tin I was using to keep homemade baked things in isn't ant proof. Goodbye chocolate orange cupcakes with homemade candied orange peel topping, I hardly knew ye  Relatedly, I now have ants to deal with, but that's probably not strictly a first world problem.
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May 24, 2016 19:55
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I didn't think I would like Overwatch so much even though I wasted my life playing TF2. Now I have to go to work and can't launch my exploding tires at people for another 10 hours!
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May 24, 2016 20:25
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Zoolander 2 is on DVD but it also has terrible reviews so I guess I shouldn't waste my time.
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May 24, 2016 21:58
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Also I just got back from the dentist so half my face feels weird.
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May 24, 2016 21:59
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Using the name of an actress from a play whose performance was great, I did a bit of googling to find that she was in some stuff previously that would've totally been in my wheelhouse, had I had a toe into the theater scene these last few years. It's less of a first world problem and more of a first world regret.
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May 24, 2016 22:08
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I ate too many boiled eggs yesterday and it made my stomach kind of cranky. But I really, really like boiled eggs and kind of want more but I don't have any eggs to boil right now.
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May 24, 2016 22:18
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Zoolander 2 is on DVD but it also has terrible reviews so I guess I shouldn't waste my time. I totally feel you on that one.
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May 24, 2016 23:05
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Also I just got back from the dentist so half my face feels weird. FWP: I have great dental insurance but the guy I want to go to isn't open on the weekends. So I haven't bothered.
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May 24, 2016 23:12
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I bought a bunch of apricots and while most of them are ripe, about a third of them are hard, sour garbage.
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May 24, 2016 23:24
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Choco1980 posted:I totally feel you on that one. It's not actively terrible, but it's not very good. It hovers between worth a day rental in my mind and not worth it, in my mind. My current FWP is that it's 85+ degrees out, so I wore a light breathable workout t-shirt this morning. Now I'm at an AC'd bar and coincidentally sat under the AC vent. I'm cold.
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May 25, 2016 02:19
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I spent over a week figuring out how to rip my 3D Blu Rays into a format that I can watch on my Oculus Rift and once I've finally got it figured out, watching for just a few minutes gave me a headache.
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May 25, 2016 02:59
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It's almost the end of May and my hay fever should have been acting up by now, but I'm not really noticing anything. I don't know if it was because I was the first 2 weeks away on vacation or because we haven't had so many warm days up until now. I'm just waiting here with a box of tissues next to me until I get suckerpunched by mother nature and it's nerve-racking.
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May 25, 2016 09:05
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:The way embedded tweets gently caress up the last read post function and make the page jump around a bunch 
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May 25, 2016 15:45
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I want to go to the coffee shop near me that has amazing bagels but I have at least two packages coming today and I know as soon as I get around the corner the most important one will come and I'll miss it. Guess I'll just have to stay in and eat the unappetizing food I have at home 
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May 25, 2016 19:33
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I'm going out for sushi later, but I really want to just eat cheap cartoon character mac n' cheese right now. 
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May 26, 2016 02:05
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It's 3am and I'm stuck on the toilet with cramps and the shits, so I guess my period is imminent! Dammit, I have work in the morning too.
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May 26, 2016 03:07
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I sliced my thumb while trying to cut a plum off the pit. The plum turned out to be going bad on the inside, so I had no plums, and a bleeding thumb. I also put my keys in my purse, then into my locker at work. And locked it. At least we had bolt cutters.
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May 26, 2016 06:25
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I asked the hairdresser to cut my hair short, since it was almost down to my neck. But she cut it SUPER short and
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May 26, 2016 16:44
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I have tickets to something tonight and I'm not sure if I have the mental energy to go. My social calender this week has been a bit more populated than normal, and I kinda just want to stay in. I know I'll enjoy it if I go, it's just the decision to not be  about it.E: Unrelated, this thread is perversely  for me. It's kinda feel-good that these are the problems I have in life, compared to others I know or read.
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I have to call plumbers to get quotes to get a clog in my sewer line fixed. I already know it's gonna be expensive, but god drat do I not wanna call roto rooter. That whole business just seems skeevy to me. It's like "Oh, poo poo, you have an emergency, guess we are gonna charge you out the rear end now for it cause, hell, what are you gonna do? Not poop?" Mainly though, I just hate calling businesses.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I have to call plumbers to get quotes to get a clog in my sewer line fixed. Those kinds of places can eat my rear end. "Let me check our Standard Pricing(tm) so you know every price is fair. Oh I see a clog is a Level 10, that will be $1200 dollars."
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My son comes for the summer in a week, alongside my mom visiting for a full week with him. I still need to clean the mineral deposits out of my toilet bowl (which requires a pumice stone...I don't have fantastic water out here in the country) and bleach out my bathtub post hairdying. Whoo hoo.
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Poldarn posted:Those kinds of places can eat my rear end. I did find a coupon online from angie's list that had something like a drain pressure cleaning and a camera inspection for like 300$, so I may just end up doing that. Right now my FWP is also a problem in every other country, which is I did laundry and it forced my toilet to explode all over the bathroom and my bathtub to get backed up and dear god what a mess. It smells like rehydrated rear end in a top hat I ~ASSUMED~ that the leak was in front of the laundry, so the washer should drain safely, and only noticed something might be kinda fucky when I smelled something god awful while sitting in the living room. Dammit. Why can't febreeze have invented a grenade by now? 
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Dammit. Why can't febreeze have invented a grenade by now? Put a febreeze can on a hot plate. You'll have a whole new list of first world problems after that, but I can solve this one!
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May 27, 2016 04:01
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Empty Febreeze into a sauce pan and boil it in whatever room offends you.
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May 27, 2016 05:27
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I did find a coupon online from angie's list that had something like a drain pressure cleaning and a camera inspection for like 300$, so I may just end up doing that. Don't call a national company, they'll charge you out the rear end  Go ask your neighbors who does their plumbing and go with that guy, or just go rent a sewer rooter for like thirty bucks and clear the line yourself. It's ridiculously easy, I promise.
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Found a guy who's hopefully coming out this afternoon. Ballpark estimate is around 200 for a camera scope to check the pipe out, and unclogging it. Not too shabby. I thought about renting one of the augers, but the more I thought about the camera inspection the more I realized it's a good idea because if there ARE tree roots in there, that means a hole in the pipe, and the house I'm in is like 35 years old and I know nothing about the pipework. Now I'm researching steam cleaners so I can de-fuckify my terlit and bathtub.
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C-Euro posted:I've been going twice a week to this workout class run by this really cool dude, the classes are tough as poo poo but really rewarding and I've been getting better at them in the last month or two. Before each set of exercises he calls on someone in the class to demo the lifts/movements/whatever and I keep looking at him like "call on me! Give me validation!" and he Just. Won't. Do it. Self-quoting because senpai noticed me! But now my FWP is that he didn't know my name 
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