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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i like to play junkrat and just spam spam spam

this is the first online fps i've used a mouse for, i'm getting better at it but I am still no good :(

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Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind

Gammatron 64 posted:

I unironically love games that are over in 5 hours because I work for a living and do non-video game things and don't have time for that poo poo
Do you have to play them through in one sitting or something? I don't play games nearly as much as I used to but I enjoy a nice long game I can come back to for a month or two.

canned from the band
Sep 13, 2007

I'm a man of intensity. Of cool, and youth, and passionately

Chinatown posted:

ban all anime

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Gammatron 64 posted:

I unironically love games that are over in 5 hours because I work for a living and do non-video game things and don't have time for that poo poo

You got plenty of time to post like poo poo it seems.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
Ease up, boys. The man clearly said he works for a living

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Chinatown posted:

ban all anime

#banime

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

Overwatch + Parallels is good if you don't want to actually play the game.

I've managed all of 2 minutes before Windows 10 crashes.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Butts n' dick girls.

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx
remember how bored kids used to waste their lives in front of the tv

then they all cut the cord and so instead they waste their lives in F2P online games

Overwatch is aimed squarely at that demo except that it costs $40; it's so casual it makes COD look like ARMA

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Cut the cord, attach the wifi gen

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Internaut! posted:

Overwatch is aimed squarely at that demo except that it costs $40; it's so casual it makes COD look like ARMA

is that good or bad

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

thathonkey posted:

is that good or bad

As a stockholder?

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

MrMoo posted:

Overwatch + Parallels is good if you don't want to actually play the game.

I've managed all of 2 minutes before Windows 10 crashes.

Why not just install Windows on its own partition and call it a day?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Batterypowered7 posted:

Why not just install Windows on its own partition and call it a day?

either that or you can pay for an amazon VM located in your city and use it to do all the gaming stuff

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I don't intend to play Battleborn but after watching its intro cartoon I have determined it to be the artistically superior game. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sai7jPmYg5k

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I'm the huge muscular man with the minigun from literally every team shooter.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i've never liked blizzard's art direction but yeah this game is especially generic looking and so bright

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

thathonkey posted:

i've never liked blizzard's art direction but yeah this game is especially generic looking and so bright

The autistic demographic is becoming quite the powerhouse target market with rates of diagnosis going up due to whatever.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Applewhite posted:

I don't intend to play Battleborn but after watching its intro cartoon I have determined it to be the artistically superior game. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sai7jPmYg5k
I rented it and sat there for all seven plus loving minutes of that music video wondering if it would ever end or if I actually died and woke up in hell

Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine

thathonkey posted:

i've never liked blizzard's art direction but yeah this game is especially generic looking and so bright

Yeah I wish it was more dark and gritty. NOT. This poo poo looks epic but I have a Mac so I'm up poo poo creek sand a paddle

Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine

Applewhite posted:

I'm the huge muscular man with the minigun from literally every team shooter.

Hi

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Revenants Return posted:

Yeah I wish it was more dark and gritty. NOT. This poo poo looks epic but I have a Mac so I'm up poo poo creek sand a paddle

nintendo pulls off bright stuff well. this just looks silly. also see the link i posted above to play on your mac.

Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine

thathonkey posted:

nintendo pulls off bright stuff well. this just looks silly. also see the link i posted above to play on your mac.

.53 cents per hour to play a game after doing a 30 step process that includes things like
"Edit the client.ovpn file to have your server’s IP in it"

I think I'll take a pass on this one OP. Thanks but no thanks

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Zombie Boat posted:

Why is overwatch futa porn a thing

nerdy men love girl on girl but need a dick in there so they can properly identify with it

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Revenants Return posted:

Yeah I wish it was more dark and gritty. NOT. This poo poo looks epic but I have a Mac so I'm up poo poo creek sand a paddle
I gotta think if Overwatch does this well a Mac port isn't that far behind

If not tho time to burn the Mac and get something else

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Milky Moor posted:

nerdy men love girl on girl but need a dick in there so they can properly identify with it

That's fair.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Gammatron 64 posted:

I unironically love games that are over in 5 hours because I work for a living and do non-video game things and don't have time for that poo poo

Look at this chump who does things with his life

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Applewhite posted:

I'm the huge muscular man with the minigun from literally every team shooter.

it's a lady in this one so it is different though for real

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
anyways guys just play pharah and knock people off the map

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED

gannyGrabber posted:

anyways guys just play pharah and knock people off the map

DJ rollerblader musical black guy can do the same thing pretty easily

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I was really hoping this game would be good but then I played it and it turns out it's not good

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

The Skeleton King posted:

You guys should all just play Quake, which will always be better.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I think I saw a thing where the lead dev said his favorite game that he was the best at when he was younger was Half Life 1 deathmatch, and if that's true then Overwatch makes a lot more sense

reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax
game looks like poo poo and blizzard is one of the most overrated developers out there.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Much like your mom when she developed you hahaha just joshin

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i just bought the game played like 3 matches and i think im already bored of it lol

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
I wish my avatar was lum inside diva's robot

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

the great deceiver posted:

i just bought the game played like 3 matches and i think im already bored of it lol

what's your battle.net BATTLE.NET#BATTLENAME and we can play a round to see if it sucks less as a lovely team

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Applewhite posted:

I don't intend to play Battleborn but after watching its intro cartoon I have determined it to be the artistically superior game. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sai7jPmYg5k

This is pretty cool.

Didn't really care about Battleborn before, but, yeah, poo poo, that's a fun video.

I hope Overwatch kills it fast (it will, just on the weight of the Blizzard brand alone, doesn't even matter how well they stack up) so it'll go on sale and I can pick it up for cheap just for its single player.

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CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


proof of concept posted:

I think I saw a thing where the lead dev said his favorite game that he was the best at when he was younger was Half Life 1 deathmatch, and if that's true then Overwatch makes a lot more sense
I enjoyed the hell out of crowbar smacking people back in the day too but I wouldn't say Overwatch even has that kind of balance

Like every weapon was a legit threat in HL1, even the pistol only took a few shots to take someone out. Try shooting the wrong dude with the wrong weapon (character) in Overwatch and it'll just piss them off and get you dead when they notice

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