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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Julet Esqu posted:

Sally Forth



Did you know that the original 'Sally Forth' comic was softcore porn?

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Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Odonata posted:

Gasoline Alley


Gasoline Alley is in the running for Worst Strip in this thread.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


:cripes:

If she can't talk to him in normal circumstances, she's not going to be able to talk to him under needlessly elaborate wacky plan circumstances.

The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Oh MJ.

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

Barbarella is a good movie tho

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
I scrolled past this and then had to go back and take a closer look.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker

"But enough about Neddy. Let's talk about that production line."

9 Chickweed Lane

This diner is going to go bankrupt because of the extra cleaning supplies needed after a visit from these thoughtless clods.

Pibgorn Wahoo Terminal

Republican Vampire
Jun 2, 2007

dordreff posted:

The "beer" served to children contained almost no alcohol and was much cleaner and safer than drinking water, and often contained enough calories that it could serve as a food as well.

Wasn't that Beer's original purpose? I read somewhere that it originated as what amounts to a safe, drinkable bread.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Green Intern posted:

Gasoline Alley is in the running for Worst Strip in this thread.
Green Intern! What do you mean? It's very funny! But to each his own, I guess! *exaggerated shrugging pose*

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Doubletaked on this one. Thought those were censored-out nipples.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy knows how to choose his co-conspirators. (March 28, 1929)



Peanuts (May 29, 1969)



Funky Winkerbean, in which Les Moore clears a room...again.



And in case you thought the computer was going to do something for old time's sake? Sucks to be you.

Crankshaft really knows how to choose his moments.



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (April 29-30, 1929)





Thimble Theater (December 13, 1929)

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Viivi & Wagner

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Strontium posted:

Viivi & Wagner


First world Nordic problems :smith:

for those who don't know, all Finnish apartment blocks have shared saunas (unless the flats have their own saunas) and the allocation of the shifts never satisfies all parties

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Fort Knox

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


So Piro will be going to see Barbarella, then, and Gunther will be at the Silent Movie.


The child hasn't hit puberty yet, but he knows that his father is talking about his testicles getting crushed and reacts with terror. A+ Father-Son Bonding comic.

Green Intern fucked around with this message at 12:43 on May 26, 2016

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Moomin



This is actually the first time I'm reading this story and, uhh... :catstare:


Classic Dilbert



Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

How is he holding the hose.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Raskolnikov38 posted:

How is he holding the hose.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Republican Vampire posted:

Wasn't that Beer's original purpose? I read somewhere that it originated as what amounts to a safe, drinkable bread.
Nah, like all alcohols it was intended to make you feel good. That the process of making beer necessitates a level of cleanliness above drinking river water just meant it was safer.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Green Intern posted:

The child hasn't hit puberty yet, but he knows that his father is talking about his testicles getting crushed and reacts with terror. A+ Father-Son Bonding comic.

More to the point, when the dad was his kid's age, wouldn't that have been way before hipsters and skinny jeans were a thing?

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Darkest Auer posted:

Moomin

This is actually the first time I'm reading this story and, uhh... :catstare:



e: VVV nice VVV

text me a vag pic fucked around with this message at 17:28 on May 26, 2016

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa



:buttfame:

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

The ring :laffo:

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Tapbert

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Aardmania posted:


Dick Tracy



SUDS
anb
DUDS

Tunicate
May 15, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Darkest Auer posted:

Moomin



This is actually the first time I'm reading this story and, uhh... :catstare:

I've heard a lot of things about the volumes being redrawn, but this is the first time I've seen proof of how different they are from Togashi's originals.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

One long national nightmare is finally over: Mell Lazarus, 'artist' of 'Momma,' died on Tuesday.

Fingers crossed it won't go into reruns.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

One long national nightmare is finally over: Mell Lazarus, 'artist' of 'Momma,' died on Tuesday.

Fingers crossed it won't go into reruns.

eh, he'll just come back to life again anyway.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I wonder what it feels like knowing from childhood the exact joke that people will make when you die

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry



I can do this all day.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Lowen SoDium posted:



I can do this all day.

I wish you would.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDkAzLZToNg

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (May 3, 1951)


Barnaby (October 8, 1942)


Nancy (June 17, 1943)


Wash Tubbs (February 28, 1929)


Gasoline Alley (March 29, 1923)


Lil' Abner (November 12, 1936)

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010

Your ribs? Dude, you just caught hundreds of pounds of weight in free fall with one arm. That sounds like it'd pop your shoulder clear off.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



EasyEW posted:


Crankshaft really knows how to choose his moments.




As previously mentioned, I'm more than a bit biased when it comes to stories about moms dying from cancer right about now. Even if that wasn't the case, though: my hatred for this comic could still power the loving sun.


And in today's edition of "When the Colorist Ruins the Punchline"...

Strontium posted:

Take It From the Tinkersons

Newsflash: your hair is the same color as his, Avocado-Headed Daughter. (Also I realize that panel 2 is supposed to be him lifting one of his legs to see how white they are, but all I can see is her staring at a giant pointy boner while he talks about her making him self-conscious)

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


All these girls trying to trick Piro into loving them. He is a (presumably heterosexual) college-age male who likes sleeping in other peoples' homes. Just be like, "Hey, you wanna?" Even if he says no, at least your not the kind of person who tries to trick people into loving you.


The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003


Dang. I have dermatographia too. The allergist i saw said it was the strongest case he'd ever seen when I went in for an allergy test. I could have been in Ripley's :argh:

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Good Listener
Sep 2, 2006

Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool
I hate how the artist tries to be cutesy in Take it to the Tinkersons and has things randomly change in each panel like shirts, hats, background things etc. Like...it's just obnoxious guy, cut it out.

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