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indoflaven
Dec 10, 2009
Nice roll and lettuce and everything. I think your patty might be retarded though.

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Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Yeah I havent found a good way to smash the meat with the utensils I have, also it's two patties lol

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Your meat looks fine

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

you've got real nice meat

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Went to Red Sox game last night, accidentally bought a Fenway Burger instead of a Tasty Burger. Big mistake, it was way over cooked and singed black on the outside. Gross.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Squashy Nipples posted:

Went to Red Sox game last night, accidentally bought a Fenway Burger instead of a Tasty Burger. Big mistake, it was way over cooked and singed black on the outside. Gross.

Sorry for your loss

indoflaven
Dec 10, 2009

Control Volume posted:

Yeah I havent found a good way to smash the meat with the utensils I have, also it's two patties lol

Hands work pretty well. Sorry if you don't have any :(

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

indoflaven posted:

Hands work pretty well. Sorry if you don't have any :(

lost em after the first time trying

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

My patties are a fr*ck of a lot less retarded than that suggestion lol

bartlebee
Nov 5, 2008

Control Volume posted:

haven't made burgers in forever since i haven't had a grill in forever but i broke down and made pan burgs, here's the latest iteration



boyfriend contributed the homemade chipotle mayo

would. good work despite the haters

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

bartlebee posted:

would. good work despite the haters

yeah

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Control Volume posted:



boyfriend contributed the homemade chipotle mayo

lol

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

:heysexy:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
:burger:This Saturday is National Hamburger Day.:burger:

Bob_McBob
Mar 24, 2007
SteveYun update: still no burg forthcoming.

Jamsta
Dec 16, 2006

Oh you want some too? Fuck you!

Chinatown posted:

:burger:This Saturday is National Hamburger Day.:burger:

As a non-American, I hope I can be allowed to join in this US celebrated festivity.

And if I cant, I'll cook up a burger anyway, because why not?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Bob_McBob posted:

SteveYun update: still no burg forthcoming.

This SteveYun fella needs to eat a loving burg

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Quote isn't edit...

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Jamsta posted:


And if I cant, I'll cook up a burger anyway, because why not?

no reason

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
I hosed up. I couldn't wait till saturday and made triple smashburgs with avocado and sriracha mayo.
whoops.

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Aug 17, 2004

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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

I hosed up. I couldn't wait till saturday and made triple smashburgs with avocado and sriracha mayo.
whoops.

where the gently caress are the photos I need this

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
yes yes YES


RideTheSpiral fucked around with this message at 09:29 on May 27, 2016

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
I want to burg in the weekend, either on the BBQ or in my cast iron pan. Since I have a meat grinder, I would like to buy meat and grind it myself. What kind of beef cut should I get to grind down? If I remember correctly, it shoudl be 80% lean 20& fatty correct?
And what about coarsness? Is finer better or worse?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Hopper posted:

I want to burg in the weekend, either on the BBQ or in my cast iron pan. Since I have a meat grinder, I would like to buy meat and grind it myself. What kind of beef cut should I get to grind down? If I remember correctly, it shoudl be 80% lean 20& fatty correct?
And what about coarsness? Is finer better or worse?

70/30 is better IMO. Definitely not too fine.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

iajanus posted:

where the gently caress are the photos I need this

I had one leftover. I'll post at lunch. It's not as pretty, but it'll do.

unf.

RideTheSpiral posted:

70/30 is better IMO. Definitely not too fine.
For the grill or any open flame, I prefer 80/20. You wind up losing a lot of fat into the grill anyway.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

I had one leftover. I'll post at lunch. It's not as pretty, but it'll do.

unf.

For the grill or any open flame, I prefer 80/20. You wind up losing a lot of fat into the grill anyway.

ive never cooked on an open flame but that makes sense. i like my burger fatty as heck though.

Jamsta
Dec 16, 2006

Oh you want some too? Fuck you!


Look at the ooze on that

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im the salt granules on the fries

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Jamsta posted:

Look at the ooze on that

please don't compare any burgers to ted cruz

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

I refuse to cook anything higher than 20% fat content, 30% poo poo is greasy as gently caress and it destroys my insides

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
lol just lol if you havent cleansed your system via burgers.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Control Volume posted:

I refuse to cook anything higher than 20% fat content, 30% poo poo is greasy as gently caress and it destroys my insides


a greasy burger? hold the front page

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof


Leftovers for lunch.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

Could you please up the contrast a bit more, more more so those sad-looking chips just blend right into the plate and we don't have to see them?


That said, good looking burg.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

The Midniter posted:

Could you please up the contrast a bit more, more more so those sad-looking chips just blend right into the plate and we don't have to see them?


That said, good looking burg.

If the chips disappear, so do the buns.
The chips were sad, but served their purpose.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Control Volume posted:

I refuse to cook anything higher than 20% fat content, 30% poo poo is greasy as gently caress and it destroys my insides

If you're grilling them, a lot of that is going to drip off into the fire anyway. And what's left will taste better.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

80/20 works for me. :shrug:

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Norns posted:

80/20 works for me. :shrug:

80/20 is just fine, I just also have no problem with 70/30. Can't gently caress with that 90% poo poo though, that's just too drat lean for burgs.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
I dunno I made this from 10% fat beef (I think that's what you call 90% lean) this morning as a breakfast and it turned out just fine:







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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

His Divine Shadow posted:

I dunno I made this from 10% fat beef (I think that's what you call 90% lean) this morning as a breakfast and it turned out just fine:










that burger looks like garbage and you should be ashamed

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