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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

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Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Scroto Baggins posted:

Someone recently posted (like in the last 25 pages) a letter to the editor from a soon-to-be corpse who was complaining about how disgusting and crass Pearls before Swine is. This old person wanted to see Pearls removed in favor of whatever old strip was retired from his paper recently. Mary Worth, maybe. Pearls has been in paper for 15 years, so it's not quite new, not but a zombie strip. Now imagine that every time a newer, "edgier" strip comes out, but times 10.

From World War II and the Postwar Years in America by William H. Young and Nancy K. Young

Imagine Barack Obama (or, OK, YOUR Mayor) reading Mary Worth on network television.

Drunk Dorg (click for huge)



Everett the Hat Hater



Stanley SquareJaw.



Guess if the Divorce is Pending!



Muffs and More



The Dictionary Strip



Smeary Gossip (click for big)



I Don't Get It Theatre (click for big)



And She Died.



December 17, 1964 (click for big)



Left Hand Larry



Wee Pollution (click for big)



Lead is Dead



Andy Capp (click for big)

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set games the system.


Working Daze abandons one stupid plotline for another stupid plotline.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix also thinks Adventure Time is Finn's coma dream.

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today

Never thought I'd see Hugh Hefner's O-face in the funny papers, but there you have it.

ukonvasara
Aug 16, 2012

a mixture of gravity and waggery

Slammy posted:

Everett the Hat Hater


Everett True visits Haymarket Square.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Slammy posted:

From World War II and the Postwar Years in America by William H. Young and Nancy K. Young

Imagine Barack Obama (or, OK, YOUR Mayor) reading Mary Worth on network television.

Jeez, I can't even imagine such a thing. Then again, I couldn't even recognize my mayor in a room of 2.

e:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth





Dawn needs to hang out with other Lizard People more.

Tiggum posted:

I think she's more like seven since she just got advanced to grade 2 at school? I dunno how American school years work WRT age.
I believe she's skipping 1st (because she's so smart and talented), which I puts her around 6.

Rex Morgan MD



Probably a Van Gogh or something.

Secret Agent X-9



I would think the number of criminals that are nicknamed "Red" and only 5 feet tall would be much lower.

Apartment 3-G

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD



Probably a Van Gogh or something.


With the new writer I hope it's a dead rat.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo

Stultus Maximus posted:

With the new writer I hope it's a dead rat.

I think it'd be hilarious if Rex Morgan MD turned into misfortune after misfortune.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze abandons one stupid plotline for another stupid plotline.


Ugh. That's not a joke. And ugh. Does anyone rise two stairs at a time when wearing high heels? I sometimes do so for little exercise/fun, but I can't imagine it being comfortable or safe in those kinds of shoes.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Stultus Maximus posted:

With the new writer I hope it's a dead rat.

Another skunk. Every week there's a skunk. Skunk in the car, skunk in the house. Skunk brought in to the surgery by an overly medicated patient who wants to show people his pet. Skunk dropped from the sky by an errant USAF black mission.

Skunks. Everywhere.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Slammy posted:

Everett the Hat Hater


Oh look, Everett's attacking a poor veteran whose arms are broken.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heavenly Hairballs


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

It's no surprise that Brooke characters are indistinguishable from each other.

Pibgorn Wahoo Terminal

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Aardmania posted:

Dick Tracy


... is that an open, nonchalant, completely offhand admission that she's gay?

Cichlidae
Aug 12, 2005

ME LOVE
MAKE RED LIGHT


Dr. Infant, MD

Parahexavoctal posted:

... is that an open, nonchalant, completely offhand admission that she's gay?

This is the same comic strip that guest-starred George Takei and his hubby Brad. It's not unprecedented.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I really like how open and nonchalant DT is about gay characters. It's refreshing.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo (May 29, 1958)



Peanuts: Year Five (December 16-19, 1954)







goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Early peanuts could make you understand why Linus turns into a bible thumping redemptionist.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Worst Comic in this Thread, or, Gasoline Alley

Word is that Walt’s official age right now is 118. Don’t know if that makes him the oldest man in the USA or not.

Phoebe and her Unicorn, or, Heavenly Nostrils


Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate


Descent into Madness, or, Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Best Comic in this Thread, or, Cul de Sac

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Odonata posted:

Word is that Walt’s official age right now is 118. Don’t know if that makes him the oldest man in the USA or not.

According to Wikipedia that would put him at the oldest person currently living, the oldest person in US history, and third oldest person of verifiable age in human history.

You know, just to put some context on the increasing absurdity of Scancarelli's lack of ability to bite the bullet on one of his zombie strip props.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Does she even have any other friends? At all?

Parahexavoctal posted:

... is that an open, nonchalant, completely offhand admission that she's gay?
They've heavily implied it in the past, but still it's nice to see them just flat-out saying it.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Darthemed posted:

Not that it was risqué, just unmarketable, iirc.

Calvin and Hobbes


I think about this every time I have to go over health insurance, file taxes, etc., and especially recently dealing with my mother's death. Speaking of which, while it was from a surprise heart attack and not cancer, gently caress YOU BAUTIK

Savidudeosoo
Feb 12, 2016

Pelican, a Bag Man

Hoover Dam posted:

I think about this every time I have to go over health insurance, file taxes, etc., and especially recently dealing with my mother's death. Speaking of which, while it was from a surprise heart attack and not cancer, gently caress YOU BAUTIK

Fun fact, Bautik went to my college and painted a mural in the Student Lounge. There's also a display case in there talking about his history there.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail Meets Tom Batiuk


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Viivi & Wagner

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

CommaToes posted:

I think it'd be hilarious if Rex Morgan MD turned into misfortune after misfortune.

Until they're in the baituk universe.

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (May 5, 1951)


Barnaby (October 10, 1942)


Nancy (June 19, 1943)


Wash Tubbs (March 2, 1929)


Gasoline Alley (March 31, 1923)


Lil' Abner (November 14, 1936)

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Strontium posted:

Viivi & Wagner


Everything about this comic is repulsive.

Is anyone not repulsed by this comic?

Strontium, why do you post this comic? If it's just because it's repulsive, fair enough, but if you actually like it, why? I'm genuinely curious.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic





Radio Patrol




"Wrist lock." Nice way to say she broke the poo poo out of it.


Rip Kirby





Big Ben Bolt


Sharay
Apr 19, 2008

Strontium posted:

Take It From the Tinkersons

Well would you look at that? A Take It From the Tinkersons with an actual joke and, dare I say it, comedic timing!

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Sharay posted:

Well would you look at that? A Take It From the Tinkersons with an actual joke and, dare I say it, comedic timing!

Stolen from foxtrot.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Trent posted:

Everything about this comic is repulsive.

Is anyone not repulsed by this comic?

Strontium, why do you post this comic? If it's just because it's repulsive, fair enough, but if you actually like it, why? I'm genuinely curious.

Holy poo poo, I remember that garbage from way back. I think it ran for a while in the Swedish Ernie paper, or possibly Pondus. It's not good, either way.

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tunicate posted:

Stolen from foxtrot.

And done far worse at that, of course.

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Tapbert

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Is Adams writing these Dilberts and farming out the art, or is this guy doing it all? Because it's better.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

goatface posted:

Is Adams writing these Dilberts and farming out the art, or is this guy doing it all? Because it's better.

From this interview

quote:

Scott Adams: I wrote the comics and did rough sketches to show which characters were speaking. Jake drew the comics at the dimensions I specified, in his own style, and sent them to me by email.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Moomin




Classic Dilbert



EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Bloom County



Skippy (March 29-30, 1929)





Peanuts (May 31, 1969)



Funky Winkerbean



Cancershaft



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (May 3-4, 1929)





Thimble Theater (December 16, 1929)

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Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


Any plan that is likely to increase unhappiness for Bernice and Gunther is a plan I can get behind. Good work, Tiff.


The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth


I'm too sleepy to try to understand Sally Forth this morning.


The Heart of Juliet Jones

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