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Didn't some company manufacture radioactive condoms, that would make her jaw fall off.
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quote:Man charged in fatal butt injection http://www.cbsnews.com/news/jose-robusto-charged-in-fatal-butt-injection-suyima-torres-miami/
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For a while Radium managed to become a marketing buzzword. Those may (hopefully) not actually irradiate people's junk.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:For a while Radium managed to become a marketing buzzword. Those may (hopefully) not actually irradiate people's junk. After he mangled the forums code, I wouldn't let him anywhere near my junk
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Kilo147 posted:After he mangled the forums code, I wouldn't let him anywhere near my junk
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So that's where all her sponsorship money went.
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I just imagined her putting on some super-advanced powered armor and hefting a massive laser-grid tennis racket, then staring balefully at the sky as the missiles come screaming down. She curls her lip, tenses her arm, and bats them back with a mighty sonic boom.
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Screaming Idiot posted:I just imagined her putting on some super-advanced powered armor and hefting a massive laser-grid tennis racket, then staring balefully at the sky as the missiles come screaming down. She curls her lip, tenses her arm, and bats them back with a mighty sonic boom. YES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kd642Ix5ks
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Scathach posted:http://www.cbsnews.com/news/jose-robusto-charged-in-fatal-butt-injection-suyima-torres-miami/ He's not even the worst. "A transgender woman was arrested in 2012 after police said she injected bathroom caulk, cement, Super Glue, Fix-A-Flat and mineral oil into the bodies of victims. Authorities said one patient died as a result of the procedure."
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Enjoy the afterglow like never before.
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Screaming Idiot posted:I just imagined her putting on some super-advanced powered armor and hefting a massive laser-grid tennis racket, then staring balefully at the sky as the missiles come screaming down. She curls her lip, tenses her arm, and bats them back with a mighty sonic boom. i did not imagine this
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Screaming Idiot posted:I just imagined her putting on some super-advanced powered armor and hefting a massive laser-grid tennis racket, then staring balefully at the sky as the missiles come screaming down. She curls her lip, tenses her arm, and bats them back with a mighty sonic boom. 
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Isnt that the ending of FLCL?
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Meskhenet posted:Isnt that the ending of FLCL? Episode 4, but yes
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"Just look at how not nuked all this is!"
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"Petrified man who thought a terror attack was underway breaks arm diving out of Costa Coffee window" http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/didsbury-costa-coffee-terror-attack-11394396#ICID=FB-MEN-main It was kids banging trays on tables  (Cross post from UK politics megathread)
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And that man's name was Hitler 
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schadenfraud posted:"Petrified man who thought a terror attack was underway breaks arm diving out of Costa Coffee window" It's a good story but it's only goddamned library photos. What I wouldn't give for a lovely horizontal phone recording of it.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:And that man's name was Hitler Agent Hitler, FBI. 
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Agent Hitler, FBI. posted:Agent Hitler, FBI. Agent Hitler, FBI.
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RandomFerret posted:Agent Hitler, FBI. Revolver Ocelot Wait poo poo
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Snake latches onto man's penis as he squats on toilet
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And all I can think of is that one scene in Snakes on a Plane. 
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An honest to god toilet snake attack!
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Scientists estimate this man produced the loudest scream ever heard from a human throat.
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dumb. posted:Agent Hitler, FBI.  I bet he was still mad about having to pick up ten papers
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dumb. posted:Agent Hitler, FBI. It's getting to the point where I can recognize Danger 5 screen shots, even though I've never seen the show.
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Both seasons are on Netflix, you can blast through both within a day.
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Centripetal Horse posted:It's getting to the point where I can recognize Danger 5 screen shots, even though I've never seen the show. I feel like there are not many shows with this premise.
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davidspackage posted:Scientists estimate this man produced the loudest scream ever heard from a human throat. Seismologists across the world charted both the initial scream, and the numerous afterscreams.
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From a Danish newspaper, 1895: In the Style. When supreme court lawyer Shaw at the Dogfriends' meeting declared that there was "no sense in letting a two-legged mongrel molest a four-legged mongrel unpunished", a dog exclaimed its assent with a bark. Great jubilation.
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