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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


Elohssa Gib posted:

This isn't up anymore, is there a mirror anywhere or a recap?

Here you go friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69AmeXLnRfk

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

That 80 MPH camerawoman lied to her friend, dividing is exactly what she needed to do <:mad:>

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6uC2xPw0OQ

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

What a strange trick.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

All good except for the old lady throwing rocks at birds, that's actually pretty sad :smith:

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Reversal of fortune
https://twitter.com/theshrillest/status/736019022215446530

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Memento posted:

All good except for the old lady throwing rocks at birds, that's actually pretty sad :smith:

Look on the bright side, maybe she's just an alcoholic and not actually demented. :unsmith:

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

That's what he gets for not having a verified account. Dude's a professional writer with thousands of followers.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Takes No Damage posted:

That 80 MPH camerawoman lied to her friend, dividing is exactly what she needed to do <:mad:>

The 80 mph thing never gets old. What else could it possibly mean?

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

Chichevache posted:

Look on the bright side, maybe she's just an alcoholic and not actually demented. :unsmith:

But then that's what I have to look forward to :smith:

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Takes No Damage posted:

That 80 MPH camerawoman lied to her friend, dividing is exactly what she needed to do <:mad:>

No no no, you just need to multiply. Think of the speed as a fraction, 80miles / 1hr. Multiply this fraction by 1hr.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Baron von Eevl posted:

No no no, you just need to multiply. Think of the speed as a fraction, 80miles / 1hr. Multiply this fraction by 1hr.

No way. Those are dissimilar units; you obviously can't math that.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Jippa posted:

The 80 mph thing never gets old. What else could it possibly mean?

I wished she would have asked her if she's going 60mph how many miles would she go in a minute and watch her head explode.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Karma Monkey posted:

I wished she would have asked her if she's going 60mph how many miles would she go in a minute and watch her head explode.

Nautical or statue miles?

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Solice Kirsk posted:

Nautical or statue miles?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless












Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Self-important impatient assholes getting worked over will never not be wonderful.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


i liked the part that wasnt 170000 pixels tall

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I'm sure all of it has happened in real life.

XYZ
Aug 31, 2001

Well that was a whole lot of stdh.txt...

edit: And then everybody clapped.

XYZ has a new favorite as of 00:48 on May 29, 2016

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Heaven forbid y'all have to actually do any reading. I was entertained, so whether it's real or not is secondary.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

He straight-up made this up because he couldn't stand people not paying attention to him for a few hours.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Twitter, the best possible medium for telling a long story.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS
"I'm not a liar, I'm a storyteller." is what I'm going to use if I'm ever caught out at work. I'll live tweet how it goes down with my boss.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Karma Monkey posted:

"I'm not a liar, I'm a storyteller." is what I'm going to use if I'm ever caught out at work. I'll live tweet how it goes down with my boss.

"I'm not a thief, I'm an asset-relocation specialist."

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/EqMF8Rq.webm

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

here's some good drift-trike fails:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXFEepI3Sxs

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Takes No Damage posted:

That 80 MPH camerawoman lied to her friend, dividing is exactly what she needed to do <:mad:>

I think I woke my neighbors I laughed so goddamn hard at the Occulus Rift one.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Karma Monkey posted:

"I'm not a liar, I'm a storyteller." is what I'm going to use if I'm ever caught out at work. I'll live tweet how it goes down with my boss.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2116154/Mike-Daisey-admits-This-American-Life-abuses-Apple-factories-China-up.html

Lies about conditions in Apple factories and refuses to admit it.

Here is Ira Glass asking him about the story and he legit says that he didn't "LIE" he was being "Creative".

http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/460/retraction

Listen to Act 2.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Andrew WK eats a hot pepper, maintains his composure like a champ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZQ9NYzbxno

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

Jastiger posted:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2116154/Mike-Daisey-admits-This-American-Life-abuses-Apple-factories-China-up.html

Lies about conditions in Apple factories and refuses to admit it.

Here is Ira Glass asking him about the story and he legit says that he didn't "LIE" he was being "Creative".

http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/460/retraction

Listen to Act 2.

Those long pauses are glorrrrrious.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Wanamingo posted:

Andrew WK eats a hot pepper, maintains his composure like a champ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZQ9NYzbxno

This man is glorious. :allears:

Woodburger
Dec 5, 2004

...Like a thousand other commanders on a thousand other battlefields, I wait for the dawn.

Wanamingo posted:

Andrew WK eats a hot pepper, maintains his composure like a champ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZQ9NYzbxno

That isn't Andrew WK, don't let them fool you.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
https://gfycat.com/ScaredNarrowGrassspider

edit: Meh, it's fake.

Pity Party Animal
Jul 23, 2006

Say Nothing posted:

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In my head this was narrated by T.J. Miller and it was hilarious.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Lu Yan posted:

In my head this was narrated by T.J. Miller and it was hilarious.

man i thought that would be an account of like a twitter drama or email or something.

it was alright but it wasnt. this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLn74edDH48

Danger
Jan 4, 2004

all desire - the thirst for oil, war, religious salvation - needs to be understood according to what he calls 'the demonogrammatical decoding of the Earth's body'
Check the past 3 days of the No Man's Sky thread and sub reddit for awful gamers schadenfreude.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Danger posted:

Check the past 3 days of the No Man's Sky thread and sub reddit for awful gamers schadenfreude.

no dont

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Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?


Yeah now about a Cliff's Notes version of the garbage fire

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