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Random Stranger posted:Most common questions searched in google by state: I like the runner's up from the article too. http://blog.estately.com/2016/05/you-wont-believe-the-questions-each-state-googles-more-than-any-other-state/ ALABAMA: Who is Jesus? / Who owns FOX News? / Who is Lucifer? / Is Donald Trump married? / How to vote? ALASKA: How to smoke salmon? ARIZONA: Who vetoes bills? / What is hominy? / What is the minimum wage? / Why is my computer so slow? ARKANSAS: Where is Syria? / Who won the Civil War? / What is zika? / When is Veteran’s Day? / Is Adele married? / Is God real? / Is Pluto a planet? / How to vote on The Voice? / Why did the chicken cross the road? CALIFORNIA: What is sexism? / What is Jello? / What is a mullet? / What is spirituality / What is anarchy? / Where is Iraq? / Is O.J. guilty? / How to get divorced? / Who owns MSNBC? / Who qualifies for Medicare? / What is nihilism? / Am I asexual? / How to become an accountant? / Where does bacon come from? / When is Burning Man? / When is Coachella? / When is kitten season? / Is a coconut a nut? / Is Bran the Three-Eyed Raven? / Is coffee bad for you? / Does bread make you fat? / Is honey vegan? / Is Bernie Sanders vegan? / Is karma real? / Is Uber safe? / Where is the nearest Starbucks? / Why are people racist? / Do jellyfish have brains? COLORADO: What is fracking? / What is hash? / What is paleo? / Who is Edward Snowden? / Where is Waldo? / What is dry ice? CONNECTICUT: Will Trump win? / What is the American dream? / How to be pretty? DELAWARE: Who run the world? / How to get away with murder? / Who is Young Metro? DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA: When is Ramadan? / Where is Obama today? FLORIDA: Where is Israel? / Who owns CNN? / What is A.A.? / Is adultery illegal? / Where is Siri? / What is quantum physics? / Are UFOs real? / When is high tide? / When is Opposite Day? / Is Kasumi a synth? / Is magic real? / Which Disney princess am I? / Why are Americans so stupid? / How to be famous? / How to be rich? / Why does everyone hate Florida? GEORGIA: Who created God? / Who is in the Illuminati? / What is calamari? / What is adultery? / What is ovulation? / Who is going to be the next president? / Was Jesus black? / Who is Allah? / Is DMX dead? / Is Jesus real? / Is Vietnam communist? / How to hack an Instagram account? / How to improve credit score? / How to hotwire a car / Where is weed legal? / When is a woman most fertile? / Why are my nipples so sore? / How to be a man? / How to become a stripper? / Is Africa a country? HAWAII: What is foie gras? / What is Instagram? / How to write a resume? / How to YouTube? / What is the meaning of life? IDAHO: Is Ted Cruz the Zodiak Killer? / How to be single? / What is federalism? / What does “Netflix and chill” mean? / Is Netflix down? / How to meditate? / What is the electoral college? ILLINOIS: What does OPP mean? / Is Trump winning? / What is falafel? / What is pâté? / What is NATO? / Was Jesus real? / Is Bill Cosby guilty? / Is JoJo engaged? / Was Hitler elected? / Why are TSA lines so long? / How to jump a car? INDIANA: What is presidential? / What is Islam? / What is Judaism? / How many states are there? / What is communism? / What is Jupiter made of? / What is natural selection? / What is satire? / Do midgets have night vision? / Are aliens real? / Is Bigfoot real? / Is global warming real? / Is Bernie Sanders a democrat? / Was Clinton impeached? / What is the constitution? / What is the first amendment? / What is the second amendment? / How to be popular? IOWA: Where is ISIS? / Who is Bernie Sanders? / What is a caucus? / What is a socialist? / What is socialism? / What is Snapchat? / Is Lady Gaga married? / Is Ted Cruz hispanic? / Do penguins have knees? KANSAS: What is Syria? / How to make meth? KENTUCKY: What are jorts? / How to pass a drug test? / What is catfishing? / How to make a baby? / What is hemp? / Who is Siri? / Which side is your appendix on? LOUISIANA: What is Scientology? / When is hurricane season? / When is Wrestlemania? MAINE: Who won Survivor? / What is a blue moon? / How to knit? / Is Bernie Sanders Jewish? MARYLAND: Did O.J. do it? / Is Joe Flacco elite? / Who unfollowed me? / Who runs the world? / When is it going to snow? / Why do I owe taxes? MASSACHUSETTS: Who’s on first? / Can I kick it? (Yes, you can) / When is Columbus Day? / How to negotiate? / How many beers in a keg? / Where have all the cowboys gone? MICHIGAN: Is Trump presidential? / What’s the weather today? / Who is Ron Paul / What causes depression / Where is Canada? / How much caffeine is too much? / Who is Muhammad? / When is Lent? / Is Mr. T dead? / How to be a good girlfriend? MINNESOTA: Is funner a word? MISSISSIPPI: Am I pregnant? / Who am I? / Can I get a what what? / Is Obama the antichrist? / Who is Prince? / Is Prince dead? / Who killed Tupac? / What is love? / What is Common Core? / What is gout? / What is HPV? / Are mermaids real? / Who is Harriet Tubman? / How to lose belly fat? / How to lower blood pressure? / How to make money? / Where is Rihanna from? MISSOURI: Who has played Batman? / When is tornado season? / Am I a psycho? MONTANA: How to move to Canada? / What is corned beef? / What is Gluten? / Is Bernie Sanders out? NEBRASKA: Who owns Budweiser? / When is Arbor Day? / What is Tinder? NEVADA: Who invented pizza? / What is asexual? / When is spring break? / Is Reddit down? / Where is Area 51? / What is Burning Man? NEW HAMPSHIRE: Who Framed Roger Rabbit? / Who should I vote for? / Is Bernie Sanders married? NEW JERSEY: Who is Hillary Clinton? / How to stop Trump? / How to make friends? / Is time travel possible? / When is iPhone 7 release date? / Is weed bad for you? NEW MEXICO: Where is Mars? / Why is the sky blue? / How to be emo? / Do dogs dream? NEW YORK: Am I bisexual? / Am I an alcoholic? / Am I a democrat? / Where my dogs at? / Is Cornell an Ivy League school? / What’s a millennial? / Who killed Biggie? / Who to invade next? / Who unfriended me? / How to meet women? / Who is Banksy? / When is Passover? / Is Mercury in retrograde? / Is wine gluten free? / How to ask for a raise? / Is Hillary Clinton left handed? / Is Bernie Sanders a communist? NORTH CAROLINA: Who is the antichrist? / Who built the Great Wall of China? / What is Buddhism? / What is Hinduism? / What is religion? / What is dabbing? / Is Kodi legal? / How to open a jar? / Is Donald Trump the antichrist? NORTH DAKOTA: When is NFL Draft? / How to get a passport? OHIO: What is feminism? / What is the best dog food? / Is pot legal? / Am I a republican? / Do I have to pay taxes? / Was Jesus white? / Will North Korea attack? OKLAHOMA: Is Obama muslim? / Why do dogs eat grass? / Why are gas prices so low? OREGON: Should I move to Portland? / Who is Ammon Bundy? PENNSYLVANIA: Am I gay? / Is Bill Cosby a rapist? / When is X-Files? / What is vaping? / How to write a check? / Why are people gay? / What is Grindr? / Is Hillary Clinton going to win? / Why is my period late? / Why can’t I poop? / Do cats fart? RHODE ISLAND: Did Jay-Z cheat on Beyonce? / Is John Snow alive? SOUTH CAROLINA: What is transgender? / What is capitalism? / What is mercantilism? / What is OCD? / What is satire? / What is foreshadowing? / Is Google making us stupid? / Is he cheating? / Is Jesus God? / Is weed legal? / How to hack someone’s Facebook? / Where is my phone? SOUTH DAKOTA: Who let the dogs out? / Who killed JFK? / How to tie a tie? / How to use Snapchat? / Why is my poop green? TENNESSEE: Who killed Superman? / Who or whom? / Where do babies come from? / What is popcorn lung? / Is vaping safe? / Are unicorns real? / What is the clap? / What is the hottest pepper? TEXAS: Am I a lesbian? / Am I cool? / Am I a sociopath? / How does sex work? / Who is the best rapper? / Who named Pluto? / Who qualifies for medicaid? / Who was the best president? / Do I have herpes? / How to meet men? / What is gun control? / Where is the internet? / What is jock itch? / Where is hell? / Where is heaven? / Why do I sweat? / Where is Johnny Manziel? / When is flu season? / When is Jesus coming? / Is Russia in Asia? / Can I vote? / How to yodel? / Which Pokemon are you? / Why are people so mean? / Why are we here? / How to get rich quick? / How to be the man? / Who is Putin? / Why is my hair falling out? / Why is my tongue yellow? / Why is my tongue white? / Do girls poop? / Do zombies exist? UTAH: How many ounces in a pound? / Who moved my cheese? / What should I make for dinner? / What is my IP? / What is Pinterest? / What is quinoa? / How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? / What about Bob? / When is National Pancake Day? / How to kiss? / How to network? / How to pick a lock? / How to register to vote? / Which states are winner take all? VERMONT: Where is my mind? / How to write a cover letter? VIRGINIA: Why is Virginia for lovers? / What is emo? WASHINGTON: Who buys gift cards? / How many grams in an ounce? / What is Spam? / What is dim sum? / What is kombucha? / What is Reddit? / Is Comcast down? / Is Breaking Bad over? / Will Bernie win? / Can Bernie win? / Is Ted Cruz Canadian? / How can I help Syrian refugees? WEST VIRGINIA: Are zombies real? / Who invented the internet? / Who died? / Who is Donald Trump? / How to lose weight? / What is normal? / What is pansexual? / When is Cinco de Mayo? / Is Facebook down? / How to last longer in bed? / Where is Chuck Norris? / Why is there a leap day? / Why are cats afraid of cucumbers? WISCONSIN: Who are the Koch brothers? / How to join ISIS? / When is American Idol on? / Is coffee good for you? WYOMING: What is Wyoming?
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May 28, 2016 01:35
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We need the final solution to the anime question.
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May 28, 2016 02:30
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Anime sent us to hell, but we're going even deeper.
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May 28, 2016 02:39
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Metal Wolf Chaos 2 lookin' good.
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May 28, 2016 06:21
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I wish my neighbors left their window open like this. Then I wouldn't have to drill a camera hole in their wall.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I like the runner's up from the article too. http://blog.estately.com/2016/05/you-wont-believe-the-questions-each-state-googles-more-than-any-other-state/ Is there something like this for counties/towns in the UK? I'd love to know how stupid my hometown is.
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beato posted:Is there something like this for counties/towns in the UK? I'd love to know how stupid my hometown is. "How do I get a council house?"
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Random Stranger posted:Most common questions searched in google by state: I'm dying over here, holy poo poo. Facebook Aunt posted:ALABAMA: How to vote? Please don't. Facebook Aunt posted:ARKANSAS: Who won the Civil War? HOW? HOW DO YOU NOT ALREADY KNOW? Facebook Aunt posted:CALIFORNIA: What is sexism? / What is Jello? / What is a mullet? / What is spirituality / What is anarchy? / Where is Iraq? / Is O.J. guilty? / How to get divorced? / Who owns MSNBC? / Who qualifies for Medicare? / What is nihilism? / Am I asexual? / How to become an accountant? / Where does bacon come from? / When is Burning Man? / When is Coachella? / When is kitten season? / Is a coconut a nut? / Is Bran the Three-Eyed Raven? / Is coffee bad for you? / Does bread make you fat? / Is honey vegan? / Is Bernie Sanders vegan? / Is karma real? / Is Uber safe? / Where is the nearest Starbucks? / Why are people racist? / Do jellyfish have brains? California.txt Facebook Aunt posted:DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA: When is Ramadan? Well that's not concerning at all. Facebook Aunt posted:FLORIDA: Why does everyone hate Florida? So much  .Facebook Aunt posted:GEORGIA: Who created God? / Who is in the Illuminati? / What is calamari? / What is adultery? / What is ovulation? / Who is going to be the next president? / Was Jesus black? / Who is Allah? / Is DMX dead? / Is Jesus real? / Is Vietnam communist? / How to hack an Instagram account? / How to improve credit score? / How to hotwire a car / Where is weed legal? / When is a woman most fertile? / Why are my nipples so sore? / How to be a man? / How to become a stripper? / Is Africa a country? Georgia, we need to have a long loving talk. Facebook Aunt posted:INDIANA: What is presidential? / What is Islam? / What is Judaism? / How many states are there? / What is communism? / What is Jupiter made of? / What is natural selection? / What is satire? / Do midgets have night vision? / Are aliens real? / Is Bigfoot real? / Is global warming real? / Is Bernie Sanders a democrat? / Was Clinton impeached? / What is the constitution? / What is the first amendment? / What is the second amendment? / How to be popular? I would ask if all of this is from Gary, but that is assuming someone there has internet access. Facebook Aunt posted:IOWA: What is a caucus? / What is a socialist? / What is socialism? Can we move the Iowa Caucus to another state now, please? Facebook Aunt posted:KANSAS: How to make meth? Well, what the gently caress else are they gonna do, they live in Kansas. Facebook Aunt posted:MARYLAND: Why do I owe taxes? Maryland.txt Facebook Aunt posted:MICHIGAN: Where is Canada? HOW!? Facebook Aunt posted:NEW JERSEY: Who is Hillary Clinton? / How to stop Trump? / How to make friends? / Is time travel possible? / When is iPhone 7 release date? / Is weed bad for you? Oh, Jersey.  Facebook Aunt posted:NORTH CAROLINA: Who is the antichrist? / Who built the Great Wall of China? / What is Buddhism? / What is Hinduism? / What is religion? / What is dabbing? / Is Kodi legal? / How to open a jar? / Is Donald Trump the antichrist? Uh oh, someone please let the Pope know that North Carolina is questioning its Catholic upbringing. Facebook Aunt posted:OKLAHOMA: Is Obama muslim? / Why do dogs eat grass? / Why are gas prices so low? Yeah... that's definitely the State I was born in. Sigh. Facebook Aunt posted:WASHINGTON: What is Reddit? Oh please Washington, you're not fooling anyone. Facebook Aunt posted:WEST VIRGINIA: When is Cinco de Mayo?  Facebook Aunt posted:WISCONSIN: How to join ISIS? I... guess I'll be keeping an eye on my neighbors. Thanks Google. Facebook Aunt posted:WYOMING: What is Wyoming? HOW!?
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Jesus Christ, get your poo poo together, America.
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I have wondered many times if DMX is dead myself.
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May 28, 2016 09:51
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Random Stranger posted:Most common questions searched in google by state: When is Cinco de Mayo hahaha
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Mierenneuker posted:I have wondered many times if DMX is dead myself. Well? What have you learned?
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Doctor Malaver posted:I don't think the questions are real. Yeah seriously guys. Everyone knows the most searched questions are things like Where can I find incest porn?
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I think it's a little heartwarming that one of the runners up for Washington was "how do I help Syrian refugees"
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Caufman posted:Well? What have you learned? Nearly died. Has some serious issues with legal issues. He could really use another hit single or two.
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Doctor Malaver posted:I don't think the questions are real. The caveat with these maps is that they are never about a state's most-searched term or question, but a state's most UNIQUELY-searched term or question - they do some stats stuff to see that Alaska's most disproportionately-asked question is "How do I smoke salmon?" but that doesn't mean that Alaska is full of people asking about salmon, just that of all the uncommon questions to be asked, salmon preparation is the most popular. I think there was a map with porn terms as well that used this methodology (compared to maps that simply show the most-searched term in each state, which leads to larger regions where "ebony" is a more popular result, for example), which is how we find out things like that South Korea has a strong interest in League of Legends characters boning. I doubt that most of the pornography in that country is cosplay and hentai, but I wouldn't be surprised if they happened to have a larger number of people with that proclivity.
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RickVoid posted:I... guess I'll be keeping an eye on my neighbors. Thanks Google.
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Random Stranger posted:Most common questions searched in google by state: L O L at West Virginia. Edit: whoops, new page. VanSandman has a new favorite as of 13:55 on May 28, 2016 |
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Random Stranger posted:Most common questions searched in google by state: These things are always "most statistically significant question", not most common. That's the question asked more in that state than any other by the highest margin.
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In Alaska you're guaranteed a certain poundage of wildlife per year for subsistence, so literally any resident can harvest salmon and you might as well smoke it if you do.
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this. just. this.
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ol yeller posted:this. just. this. That's a nice bowler!
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dumb. posted:I wish my neighbors left their window open like this. Then I wouldn't have to drill a camera hole in their wall. I wish my parents hadn't tho.
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Why is it concerning? It's one of those holidays that doesn't have a set calendar date and is based on moon phases, I sure as gently caress don't know when Ramadan is off the top of my head.
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PopeCrunch posted:Why is it concerning? It's one of those holidays that doesn't have a set calendar date and is based on moon phases, I sure as gently caress don't know when Ramadan is off the top of my head. He's concerned because he's a 58 year old man from Oklahoma
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PopeCrunch posted:Why is it concerning? It's one of those holidays that doesn't have a set calendar date and is based on moon phases, I sure as gently caress don't know when Ramadan is off the top of my head. Thanks Obama.
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popewiles posted:He's concerned because he's a 58 year old man from Oklahoma Good try!
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Funny fact, the professional US teams for overwatch nickname Tracer "Nandos", from "Cheeky Nandos". I guess in this case extra cheeky??
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why the hell is it silent? thats just dumb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40 (their other alternate intros are fantastic as well)
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