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bigbillystyle
Nov 11, 2003

Stenhouse? Nah. It's Ricky Roundhouse now.
Well clearly the MGD scheme is the best scheme but in the hierarchy of Miller schemes I put gold ahead of white and red.

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

bigbillystyle posted:

But, just imagine if they were GOLD.

I don't have to, but you do. Brett Hearn drove a black and gold Miller car at OCFS circa 1991, but I'll be goddamned if there's a picture of it on the internet.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


VikingSkull posted:

I don't have to, but you do. Cole Pearn drove a black and gold Miller car at OCFS circa 1991, but I'll be goddamned if there's a picture of it on the internet.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
he really does get talked about a lot, 'cept he has, ya know, wins

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Speaking of black, white and gold cars, Joey Logano will be running a Tony Stewart Shell throwback at some point this year.

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

larsowns

e: oh god loving damnit

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things
And Larson into the fence, shocking no one.

Why the gently caress would you decide not to take tires there.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Slickdrac posted:

And Larson into the fence, shocking no one.

Why the gently caress would you decide not to take tires there.

because when the leader goes in no one else does

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Larson and Truex wreck out of the lead within 10 to go tomorrow night, book it.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Boomer The Cannon posted:

Larson and Truex wreck out of the lead within 10 to go tomorrow night, book it.

Winner: Any Gibbs car

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The Racing Gods tried to smite the Joe Gibbs cars to humble them for their dominance, but it was Jesus to the rescue to make one win anyway.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
to be honest the more successful he is in NASCAR the less we have to hear about the Redskins

mischief
Jun 3, 2003

If the weather here is any indicator there's no way this race happens today. It's pissing rain sideways here on the coast.

Edit: thankfully there's still racecars thanks to Monaco and Indy. :smugdon:

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


If they don't run is it a mid day race tomorrow or evening / night. Was planning on having folks over for the race, if it's not too late tomorrow then I can just have em come over tomorrow

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

tater_salad posted:

If they don't run is it a mid day race tomorrow or evening / night. Was planning on having folks over for the race, if it's not too late tomorrow then I can just have em come over tomorrow

2009(?) saw it run the next morning.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

All of charlotte's big screens are making a big deal about this being the 57th 600, which I find pretty hilarious

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

kidcoelacanth posted:

All of charlotte's big screens are making a big deal about this being the 57th 600, which I find pretty hilarious

Jesus Christ nascar is awful.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Suddenly Im glad NASCAR has more than one lugnut on the car

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


People in the area, what's the chance of the race happening today?

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

It looked pretty grim for a while but it's looking fairly optimistic now. Can't say for sure though

mischief
Jun 3, 2003

I give it a good 80% chance of going the full and savagely boring distance this evening.

The screen behind the prerace guys keeps showing HTML on the graphics. I thought it was a Jimmie Johnson joke at first.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I dunno how you could've watched the racing this year and think this is gonna be the old boring 600 we usually get

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


VikingSkull posted:

I dunno how you could've watched the racing this year and think this is gonna be the old boring 600 we usually get

if this is a bad race it will be like the second one this year

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
If they get there, the last 150 miles of this race is gonna look like Eldora

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Remember the last race that had a threat of rain it was pretty good.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

VikingSkull posted:

I dunno how you could've watched the racing this year and think this is gonna be the old boring 600 we usually get

Nice try pal, I know better.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

VikingSkull posted:

I dunno how you could've watched the racing this year and think this is gonna be the old boring 600 we usually get

It won't be as good as the 500

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

exploding mummy posted:

It won't be as good as the 500

it never is

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Truex looks really great tonight


Time to spin the wheel to see what random mishap will KO him

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I've got Kasey Kahne slamming into him as he gets lapped

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


CBJSprague24 posted:

The Racing Gods tried to smite the Joe Gibbs cars to humble them for their dominance, but it was Jesus to the rescue to make one win anyway.

I got a solution for that.



Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
tie beads around your ankles so the ants don't eat your candy rear end

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Truex is going to wreck and this races is going to loving suck for the rest of the remaining 350 miles.

mischief
Jun 3, 2003

Pretty exciting stuff so far. :airquote:

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
#jesusmakethewheel

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

VikingSkull posted:

#jesusmakethewheel

dale died for our sins

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


I was hoping Trevor Bayne would get 2nd tonight.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


I was going to post "Imagine if Truex doesn't lead another lap and misses out on the record because of this caution" but then he made it off pit row first because of course he did.

anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.

Truex. :unsmith:

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I'm shocked NASCAR didn't throw the caution for Kyle. Good for Truex.

e- The enormous boner FOX has for Cole Pearn is still amazing.

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