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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Wicker Man posted:

It's always been my dream to have someone to play COOP with me on some old school ID games :smith:

i play far cry 3 coop with some irl friends i dont know if thats close enough to your dream but i would do that

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Chinatown posted:

Ya this weekend I'm gonna get some good sessions in I've just been busy with adult things this week.

Welp! At least I have disposable income!!!

add me SadVega#1882

I wont be around this weekend tho cause I have ComboBreaker so we'll play Sunday night maybe?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Microwaves Mom posted:

add me SadVega#1882

I wont be around this weekend tho cause I have ComboBreaker so we'll play Sunday night maybe?

ya my neighbors havin' a big 'ol bbq on Saturday so i wont be able to play or if im free ill be too drunk to play so ya Sunday night.

also Saturday is national burger day so please eat a loving burger ok!!! :burger:

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Pansacola posted:

Can't wait to see Blizzard buy their way into making this casual game an e-sport.

this is the origin behind every "e-sport"


sory that you had to learn it this way

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
naw man naw, koreans play the poo poo out of starcraft, an 18 year old videogame, because of the balance patches maan, its not about the money its about the skill dude

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Chinatown posted:

ya my neighbors havin' a big 'ol bbq on Saturday so i wont be able to play or if im free ill be too drunk to play so ya Sunday night.

also Saturday is national burger day so please eat a loving burger ok!!! :burger:

Oh hell yes if I can find a good burger joint near ComboBreaker I will.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Neurolimal posted:

this is the origin behind every "e-sport"


sory that you had to learn it this way

does street fighter count as an esport? Because those dudes were doing it way before there was any money involved

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
No man, e-sports games only stay relevant if they're good. See Street Fighter for example

edit: i dont know if I was beaten to my point or not

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

signalnoise posted:

No man, e-sports games only stay relevant if they're good. See Street Fighter for example

edit: i dont know if I was beaten to my point or not

I'm confused now.

Are you saying SFV is good?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
They are serious about their portable arcade cabinet gamepad setups.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Microwaves Mom posted:

I'm confused now.

Are you saying SFV is good?

Nah

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

haha thought so.
:hfive:

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

Ahundredbux posted:

i swear it's true

What a time to live in!!!!

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS-HbHfGiec

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

So someone has the job of finding Overwatch porn online and get the websites to remove it?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Why the hell do people suddenly care a great deal about video game porn?

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Neurolimal posted:

this is the origin behind every "e-sport"


sory that you had to learn it this way

lim yo-hwan is the Emperor and you are nothing. brood war is the only true eSport and so it shall ever be

Gaming is the greatest
Death to AAA
Death to shovelware
Curse upon the casuals

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Neurolimal posted:

naw man naw, koreans play the poo poo out of starcraft, an 18 year old videogame, because of the balance patches maan, its not about the money its about the skill dude

actually blizzard stopped patching brood war years ago and balance today has been maintained by the mapmakers employed by the Korean eSports Professional Association, an entity recognized by none other than the Korean Ministry for Culture, Tourism, and Sports TYVM

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


lol at the thought of bw still being a popular esport because blizzard pays people while sc2 ate absolute poo poo and no one cares about it anymore

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
It bugged me how SC2 single player campaign felt like a tutorial for playing competitive online matches. Now nobody cares about it!

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

the great deceiver posted:

i like playing as roadhog but i kind of feel like hes basically useless



Road hog owns if you get good with the hook since that plus a point blank shotgun blast is pretty much a instant kill against half of the characters.



[E] and his ultimate can push people off of cliffs

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Germstore posted:

Why the hell do people suddenly care a great deal about video game porn?
Have you seen the character designs? Nearly every woman is wearing skintight clothes and has a big butt, minus maybe the eskimo girl

Pretty easy to see why it set both the horndogs and the anti-horndogs into overdrive

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

CrashCat posted:

Have you seen the character designs? Nearly every woman is wearing skintight clothes and has a big butt, minus maybe the eskimo girl

Pretty easy to see why it set both the horndogs and the anti-horndogs into overdrive

symmetra and mercy have the strategic butt covering quota covered. it's all good.

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

CrashCat posted:

Have you seen the character designs? Nearly every woman is wearing skintight clothes and has a big butt, minus maybe the eskimo girl

Pretty easy to see why it set both the horndogs and the anti-horndogs into overdrive

I need an anti-horndog gang tag.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
hey guys, get this

the game is good

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

proof of concept posted:

In 2016, Blizzard Entertainment released an fps in which you can only change your mouse sensitivity using a slider that doesn't even display the exact value it's on.

They have also said they hope this fps will become a popular "competitive esport" game.

Lmao cause you can adjust vertical and horizontal sensitivity independently on the console

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Eonwe posted:

hey guys, get this

the game is good

Nah

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

You son of a bitch

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

yea

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Lmao cause you can adjust vertical and horizontal sensitivity independently on the console

because console controls are poo poo, from an rear end

www
Aug 4, 2010

Eonwe posted:

hey guys, get this

the game is good

nope, 6v6 is loving lame. trash game for trash cunts imho ofc

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
is good. is fun. no sandvich.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Eonwe posted:

hey guys, get this

the game is good

Ya.

Dylan McKay
Oct 20, 2011

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Lmao cause you can adjust vertical and horizontal sensitivity independently on the console

Can I turn on mouse acceleration in the console? Cause gently caress, man!

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Germstore posted:

Why the hell do people suddenly care a great deal about video game porn?

now there's professional-quality 3D animations using high-poly game assets with vaginas edited in. It's a time to be alive!

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Zorodius posted:

now there's professional-quality 3D animations using high-poly game assets with vaginas edited in. It's a time to be alive!

you used to have to mash the pause button in the hopes of getting a chun-li panty shot

kids are gonna grow up soft

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
im hearing a fair bit of grumbling come up re: stacks and it emboldens me

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Eonwe posted:

hey guys, get this

the game is good
it's merely okay with a controller

Zorodius posted:

now there's professional-quality 3D animations using high-poly game assets with vaginas edited in. It's a time to be alive!
Source Filmmaker was visualized as a great step forward for machinima, go figure it's mostly used for memes and porn

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Zorodius posted:

now there's professional-quality 3D animations using high-poly game assets with lady dicks edited in. It's a time to be alive!

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