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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Crusty Nutsack posted:

I bet he's got some sweet rear end summit photos taken the exact moment his wife was dying though :smug:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToFErVHAuLQ

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AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

Crusty Nutsack posted:

I bet he's got some sweet rear end summit photos taken the exact moment his wife was dying though :smug:
Guess he decided not to end up like this guy. :ussr:

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





The only way to top this is to let your spouse die, and propose to someone else at the summit.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Baudolino posted:

Would`nt he have died if he stayed with her?The death zone is not a place you wanna hang out in for one minute more then you have to. Seems just as much a matter of survival to abandon her. Better one corpse then two.
And if you`re gonna make sure you survive why not summit as well. This way at least the trip was not a ccmplete loss. I dunno if i agree that marriage implies a obligation to pointlessly die with your spouse.

Neither of them would have died if they had just turned around and went back when she felt she couldn't go on anymore. He asked her if he could keep going and she said she'd that was fine and she'd just wait there for him. If instead he had said "Oh, you can't make it? Let's both start back down together so you don't die" she might have lived.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Xenomrph posted:

I learned that my sister has a copy of the book Into Thin Air and I'm borrowing it from her now, have I made a good decision?

The main thing about the book while reading it was how I pictured the entire events going down in constant pitch darkness by the way it was described, then I looked up some picture and it was all in broad daylight.

It's a very surreal read.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Some of it was at night. I had the same image in my head when I read it years ago. There's a whole part where people were waiting overnight.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

It's important to remember that both that guy and his wife were severely mentally incapacitated throughout the entire climb and especially up near the summit. His decision to leave her behind is similar to the decision an extremely drunk person might make when given responsibility for taking care of another severely drunk person. Any story he came up with is plausible based on that, but similarly, his memory of events is extremely unreliable and ultimately nobody will ever know exactly what took place, because there's no such thing as a reliable witness at eight thousand meters.

the ol pump-n-bump
Jul 27, 2004

by Smythe
First man to loose two wives in a summit attempt

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
First man to propose at basecamp, get married on the summit and then lose his wife on the way back down.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Regrettable posted:

Roosh V is a rapist PUA.

Yeah, but has he ever starved a vegan to death? I think not!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
her name is so close to being able to spell martyrdom

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Leperflesh posted:

It's important to remember that both that guy and his wife were severely mentally incapacitated throughout the entire climb and especially up near the summit. His decision to leave her behind is similar to the decision an extremely drunk person might make when given responsibility for taking care of another severely drunk person. Any story he came up with is plausible based on that, but similarly, his memory of events is extremely unreliable and ultimately nobody will ever know exactly what took place, because there's no such thing as a reliable witness at eight thousand meters.

But let's face it, that pair are this year's Canadian yellow-suit lady.

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
At least he's a vegetarian and now gets to enjoy non-poo poo ice cream guilt free. :unsmith:

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Baudolino posted:

Would`nt he have died if he stayed with her?The death zone is not a place you wanna hang out in for one minute more then you have to. Seems just as much a matter of survival to abandon her.
You don't get to plead survival if the reason that you abandoned your wife in the Death Zone was so that you could continue going further into it until you'd reached the very heart of the Death Zone and took a selfie, to prove that vegans can do anything.

Leperflesh posted:

It's important to remember that both that guy and his wife were severely mentally incapacitated throughout the entire climb and especially up near the summit. His decision to leave her behind is similar to the decision an extremely drunk person might make when given responsibility for taking care of another severely drunk person. Any story he came up with is plausible based on that, but similarly, his memory of events is extremely unreliable and ultimately nobody will ever know exactly what took place, because there's no such thing as a reliable witness at eight thousand meters.
And they had all of their faculties when they made the decision "lets do something extraordinarily dangerous while severely mentally incapacitated". Neither of them expected to actually die up there, and now that it happened there is much regret because they wouldn't have taken that much risk if they'd really understood what they had to lose. That's why you should count sherpas and professional climbers separate in the seasonal death count. Someone dying on Mt Everest is bad, but when it's the culmination of their months long $50,000 "Hold my beer and watch this" then its also schadenfreude.

Exotic gas diving seems to be a similarly deadly activity that would absolutely devour day trippers, but "I reached 500 meters on Hydrox" doesnt sound as impressive as "I climbed loving Mount Everest" despite being way more badass.

"My wife started having tremors at 480m so I left her for dead. If you don't think vegans can die of High-Pressure Nervous Syndrome, have I got some news for you."

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Yeah, if I'm hiking with a buddy and one of them says 'Nope I'm done' then we both turn back unless they explicitly say 'no no I'm fine, just can't go any further' and I'm confident they're not in any mortal peril'.

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!
The Guardian has a piece up on the dead vegan with details. He only left her for about 30 minutes.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Outrail posted:

Yeah, if I'm hiking with a buddy and one of them says 'Nope I'm done' then we both turn back unless they explicitly say 'no no I'm fine, just can't go any further' and I'm confident they're not in any mortal peril'.

yeah but you don't pay 25k to hike with your buddy

summit fever + sunk cost + retards = dead retards

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

quote:

Helped at times by a group of sherpa guides, and at other times apparently struggling on his own, he shared oxygen with Strydom until that ran out and then, suffering the effects of altitude himself, recalled that he had medication for altitude sickness.

“It took a while for me to register that I had medication and so as soon as I realised I gave her a dexamethasone injection.”

That's...quite a hell of a thing to forget.

Zo
Feb 22, 2005

LIKE A FOX

Gobbeldygook posted:

The Guardian has a piece up on the dead vegan with details. He only left her for about 30 minutes.
He said "apparently" 15 minutes away. In another interview he said "the summit seemed very close at the time". Notice how he never says whether it was really that close. I'm interested in how long she was actually left to stew in the death zone.

30 minutes in the middle of the death zone might have made the difference anyway. They descended for hours afterwards and almost made it to camp 3 where rescue happens.

the ol pump-n-bump
Jul 27, 2004

by Smythe
Married couple prove 50% of vegans can do everything omnivores do

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Really, even though it's sad she died can anyone honestly say the world is worse off?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Only death is certain in this life. Better to not climb Everest because ultimately who gives a gently caress that you did

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Is the season over yet?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

When I had my accident, the police questioned me and my husband separately to make sure he didn't push me off the cliff.

pr0zac
Jan 18, 2004

~*lukecagefan69*~


Pillbug

Picnic Princess posted:

When I had my accident, the police questioned me and my husband separately to make sure he didn't push me off the cliff.

Did he? Or wait is he a goon too?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Alan Smithee posted:

Only death is certain in this life. Better to not climb Everest because ultimately who gives a gently caress that you did

girlwithgloves
Jun 5, 2011

If blood thickens above 8000 meters (triggering the issues), would an injection of heparin or a dose of warfarin be helpful as a preventative?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

pr0zac posted:

Did he? Or wait is he a goon too?

No and no, thankfully. I'm just an idiot and he's not.

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

girlwithgloves posted:

If blood thickens above 8000 meters (triggering the issues), would an injection of heparin or a dose of warfarin be helpful as a preventative?

If you spent all your money on the trip and can't afford prescription warfarin, just eat rat poison. Or just stay home and put a plastic bag around your head to simulate a summit attempt.

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

Urgh, plastic bag on my head caused a double post.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Helicity posted:

If you spent all your money on the trip and can't afford prescription warfarin, just eat rat poison. Or just stay home and put a plastic bag around your head to simulate a summit attempt.

first man to climb everest with a bag over his head

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Robert Gropel summited with his bag right beneath him.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

sometimes dudes who mountaineer are just dicks to women in general

Lhakpa Sherpa has climbed Everest more than any other woman— and now she's on the mountain trying for her seventh summit. So why doesn’t anyone know her name?

quote:

On the witness stand at their divorce hearing, Lhakpa said through an interpreter that Dijmarescu [her ex-husband] had told her the same thing on multiple occasions—that if she took his girls away, “First I will kill you, and then the girls, and then myself.”

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Hahaha when I took my gf to the snow and she didnt like snowboarding I was like 'oh ok, well lets just go see the sights instead'

That dude, wife dying in the death zone, asks if its cool if he goes summit anyway. And then says it meant nothing to him because she wasnt there.

her death was literally for nothing.

also lol that 'vegans can do anything' is the hill she chose to die on :smug:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Has there been any porn shot on everest?

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Rondette posted:

Welcome to the 6th Annual Something Awful Everest thread!






Everest is the highest mountain on Earth. 8848 metres of rock.


It was first knowingly ascended by Tenzing Norgay and Edmund Hilary in 1953. Since then more than 4000 people have summitted, and around 250 have died trying. A lot of those people are still up there, and have become landmarks for other hopeful climbers. The most notable one is known affectionately as 'Green boots', and resides in a cave close to the summit.


Dorje Morup aka Green Boots

There is a lot of controversy about the bodies on Everest, and every year people ask why they can't get the bodies down. For a start, even though climbing Everest is much 'easier' these days thanks to modern technology, you are still battling conditions at an altitude of cruising jets, with 30% of the oxygen you are used to. Your body is actively eating itself and you have to climb a single fixed line that is also being used by loads of other climbers of varying skills, under an incredibly strict time window. It is not a place where rescues happen easily, let alone chipping decades old bodies from a rock face. The air is too thin for helicopters - the highest ever rescue took place in 2013 and that was a struggle at 7000 metres.

Everest has been a source of fascination for me since the first thread I read on SA back in 2011, and I have read and digested more than I care to remember.

A good place to start is to read 'Into thin air' by Jon Krakauer which is about one of the most famous years on Everest. 1996 was the year that 15 people died, 8 in one night when they were caught in a terrible storm. It was made into a tv movie and was made into a movie which wasn't quite as good as it could/would/should have been, but did have some amazing shots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZQVpPiOji0


2006 was another bad year, with another large death toll, including one David Sharp who was stranded next to Green Boots and left to die while people passed him by to get to the summit. The 2006 year has a lot of footage available for us to watch, as there were at least 2 tv crews up there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZLCIpovtkU


This is a good tv show but you will hear a LOT about Tim Medvitz's injuries. Also 'Ever-ever-ever-ever-rest rest rest' There are 3 seasons of this, the first two are definitely the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_CMD4R0ufk
This series follows some guys from the British army attempting to try to climb the quite frankly terrifying West Face, which has only been successfully climbed by 19 people, and it has killed 21 people.


2014 was hotly anticipated by goons after some notable failures in previous years, including this unfortunate Canadian Lady in 2012 who photoshopped herself into some mountain scenes as part of her climbing preparation.


It didn't end well.



Unfortunately for everyone the 2014 season was abruptly cut short when an avalanche killed 16 sherpas, making it the deadliest year in Everest's history. The remaining Sherpas refused to work out of respect for their colleagues, and probably knowing it was next to impossible to do without them, all expeditions were cancelled. This included a crazy bastard who wanted to Base Jump from the summit.

Last year was....well, terrible for everyone. There was a massive earthquake which devasted Nepal, and also set off an avalanche which swept through base camp killing 18 people, and taking out 21 in total. This effectively closed the mountain for the season, and fairly as the sherpas needed to get back to their family and look after their own. There is a lot of terrifying footage of the avalanche on YouTube to peruse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JC_wIWUC2U

So, bring on the climbers!! The avalanches!! The endless arguments about why they can't 'put a slide at the summit'!!

Also feel free to talk about other mountains, such as Everest's slightly smaller but much angrier cousin, K2, known affectionately as 'The Killer Summit' - it will eat you and literally chew you up, depositing your remains at its feet. Also caving, diving and any other sort of extreme sport which we can get freaked out by.

I have a youtube playlist with some more mountain documentaries on here-
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...BnY01-OKSEuG1eT
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We are morbid fuckers and there will be tasteless jokes, a death pool, pictures of dead bodies and general disrespect for the dead. Climbing this mountain is something that really ceased to be necessary after Norgay and Hilary summitted to anyone other than scientists, doctors and researchers who can test effects of high-altitude and the like. It is dangerous, unpredictable (as the last two years in particular have shown) and there isn't really much honour in getting local people to do all the heavy lifting for you for an embarrassingly small amount of money.

Remember this, and if you find it offensive, well. You're in the wrong forum really.

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stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.

Mega64 posted:

That's...quite a hell of a thing to forget.

This video is a good demonstration of oxygen starvation in action: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcvkjfG4A_M

The guy is too far gone to even realize, when being directly told, that he's going to die if he doesn't put his mask back on. The video talks about using it as a method of execution because the person will die and be totally okay with it because they don't realize anything is wrong.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Laserface posted:

also lol that 'vegans can do anything' is the hill she chose to die on :smug:

I mean, I'll give it up :golfclap:

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
Just got to the part of Everest Man v Mountain with the story of the guy on the North Face route who feel on another climber, breaking his leg, then ignored them and climbed further up the mountain to hit golf balls with a golf club off the face. :psyduck:
Anyone got more background on this story?

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Apocron
Dec 5, 2005

stillvisions posted:

This video is a good demonstration of oxygen starvation in action: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcvkjfG4A_M

The guy is too far gone to even realize, when being directly told, that he's going to die if he doesn't put his mask back on. The video talks about using it as a method of execution because the person will die and be totally okay with it because they don't realize anything is wrong.

This video makes the whole situation with these people at the top of the mountain so real and terrifying. They really should have somebody to stop these people going up the mountain and killing themselves! Seeing the poor guy so close to dying and so oblivious really creeped me out.

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