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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Medieval Medic posted:

And in Russia they are called Cheeki Breeki Nandos

But it's not chicken.

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Gromit posted:

But it's not chicken.

Is potato. Such is life.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
You know, it's possible to have chicken and potato at the same time.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Such extravagance!

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

RareAcumen posted:

Sorry, I don't really know of any other characters who just walked through three- or more- people shooting at them without being hit. :shrug:

Luke Skywalker?

Rambo?

I know these are pretty obscure, but try to keep up.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Railing Kill posted:

Luke Skywalker?

Rambo?

I know these are pretty obscure, but try to keep up.

Never watched any of the movies they're in. Only reason I named him is that in the middle of three people shooting at him- and all missing- he picked up a gun, loaded it and then shot them all in the face.

Never watched a Rambo movie but I thought his thing was getting the drop on people occasionally to slit their throats and miniguns the rest of the time.

RareAcumen has a new favorite as of 13:06 on May 30, 2016

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

RareAcumen posted:

Never watched any of the movies they're in. Only reason I named him is that in the middle of three people shooting at him- and all missing- he picked up a gun, loaded it and then shot them all in the face.

Never watched a Rambo movie but I thought his thing was getting the drop on people occasionally to slit their throats and miniguns the rest of the time.



This is what anime lovers actually believe.

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

Jia posted:

I still live here and can confirm that the situation has not changed

I would do anything to get out of this state :(

I got out of Palm Beach County 10 years ago. It's not much better in other states. :(

I mean it's not Florida, but it's not sunshine and rainbows on the other side.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Paladinus posted:

This is what anime lovers actually believe.

I feel like I might've insulted you by not having seen any of the Rambo movies.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



RareAcumen posted:

I feel like I might've insulted you by not having seen any of the Rambo movies.

First Blood is goddamned excellent.
Part 2 is so weird it's interesting.

Clinton1011
Jul 11, 2007

RareAcumen posted:

I feel like I might've insulted you by not having seen any of the Rambo movies.

You drat well insulted me.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

RareAcumen posted:

I feel like I might've insulted you by not having seen any of the Rambo movies.

Have you not seen any action movies at all? I guess, you can check the TV Tropes article Man Is Being Shot By Three Other Men But Survives for some good recommendations.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Was that meant for the glitch thread? She kinda looks CG but I don't reallys ee the funny

I'm guessing it's from Uncharted 4 and she's kissing a Nathan Drake that is invisible failed to render.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Paladinus posted:

Have you not seen any action movies at all?

Yes I have. If you'd like, feel free to start naming movies and I will tell you if I've seen them or not.

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Oct 30, 2009

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Yep, all three of them.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

RareAcumen posted:

Yes I have. If you'd like, feel free to start naming movies and I will tell you if I've seen them or not.

Okay, let's start with classics. Gun Smoking Gun? Hitler's Death Robots? Incredible Noir Adventures in Vietnam? Dinosaur vs Navy SEALs? Cowboys and Aliens?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Mierenneuker posted:

I'm guessing it's from Uncharted 4 and she's kissing a Nathan Drake that is invisible failed to render.

Yup, it's a scene in the first chapter of Uncharted 4. :ms:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Paladinus posted:

Okay, let's start with classics. Gun Smoking Gun? Hitler's Death Robots? Incredible Noir Adventures in Vietnam? Dinosaur vs Navy SEALs? Cowboys and Aliens?

Nope, not a one.

Let's go ahead and just add the Saw, Friday the 13th and Robocop movies to that list, while we're at it.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Anime truly is cancer

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



A good action movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMaVIAlJlnw

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A better one. :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ega5Rcct2s

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

YouTube must be messing up your links. I think you wanted this:

https://youtu.be/96Y24a0cyCE

Mouzer
May 9, 2006
Feed the fish!

Franchescanado posted:

YouTube must be messing up your links. I think you wanted this:

https://youtu.be/96Y24a0cyCE

Can confirm. He wanted this as "best action movie"

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Mouzer posted:

Can confirm. He wanted this as "best action movie"

Pretty sure that would be this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDH-vwVCKdU

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


davidspackage posted:

I watched a video where a soldier was standing immediately next to an enemy and got like a 41% chance of hitting them with a shot.

They missed

The devs talked about how they changed aiming. They said to consider all actions happening simultaneously (because a real fight is not turn based) and nothing happens in a vacuum. So, if you ran right up to a guy that you were fighting and shoved a rifle right into his chest, there is a reasonable chance that he could just bat it away with his hand.

Its the same logic for most tabletop RPGs: If you shoot someone in melee range, you have to get past their melee defense because they're not just going to let that happen.

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick
I know vague, click-baity headlines are CNNs thing...but they should have explained this one a little better.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

SpliffClavin posted:

I know vague, click-baity headlines are CNNs thing...but they should have explained this one a little better.



Dey terk ur jerbs? :confused:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Someone just got introduced to butt stuff.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Send this to Chuck Tingle.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

RareAcumen posted:

Send this to Chuck Tingle.
Pounded in the butt by America's armed forces

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

PaulBearer posted:

Invaded in the Butt By the Entirety of The United States Armed Forces At Once on Spring Break in Miami

FTFY

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

C'mon man, Miami? Everyone knows Tingle is a Daytona Beach man.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Is that about the Navy graduates greasing themselves up and climbing a pole? I thought they got rid of that.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Goodpancakes posted:

Is that about the Navy graduates greasing themselves up and climbing a pole? I thought they got rid of that.

They climb the Herndon Monument, which is greased with lard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herndon_Monument

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

:lol:

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Real talk tho horses are fragile as gently caress

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