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....I've never wanted a hump a bridge more in my life. I shall prove myself a better bridge humper then that fool that tried and so badly failed before me.
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May 30, 2016 14:28
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dr_rat posted:....I've never wanted a hump a bridge more in my life. I dunno man, the standard is already pretty high 
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May 30, 2016 15:19
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dr_rat posted:....I've never wanted a hump a bridge more in my life. I also feel a powerful urge to thrust against the unyielding steel and concrete of that bridge. Maybe we're looking at this wrong, though. Maybe the bridge itself isn't the danger, but the madly jealous man who posted that warning/threat.
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May 30, 2016 18:38
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Pharmaskittle posted:Maybe we're looking at this wrong, though. Maybe the bridge itself isn't the danger, but the madly jealous man who posted that warning/threat. Nah, bridge humpers like to share. (See my previous post)
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May 30, 2016 18:41
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Ok, I give up. What the hell does that sign actually mean?
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May 30, 2016 20:06
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Karma Monkey posted:Ok, I give up. What the hell does that sign actually mean? People got the genitals stuck in gaps or burned/froze them on the steel. I sincerely hope this is it.
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May 30, 2016 20:08
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Furiously googling "bridge humping is the technical term for?"
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May 30, 2016 20:22
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Mithaldu posted:Furiously googling "bridge humping is the technical term for?" This is boring  http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/592/what-does-do-not-hump-mean-on-the-side-of-railroad-cars -e- Wait, this is for railroad cars, not bridges 
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May 30, 2016 20:27
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There are all those hilarious/interesting videos about stuff getting crushed with a hydraulic press. I guess it's this threads fault that Youtube suggested me this one. of course....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ldwuv2ZRy8 Yes, he died. I'm not a doctor, but I'm veeeeeery sure.
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May 30, 2016 21:18
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yeah there's a big pool of blood growing from his head
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May 30, 2016 22:12
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The fact that the other guy runs in horror instead of making any attempt at seeing how the guy is tells us far more than that grainy video ever will.
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May 30, 2016 22:22
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Last week the Croatian navy scuttled a old ship called the Vis, which was formerly Tito's back-up yacht/command ship. http://www.waterline-con.com/index.php/projects/m-y-vis However they apparently accidentally left a couple guys behind before setting off the scuttling charges. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfUfYoXR1EM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzPxn8l7dms
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May 31, 2016 01:50
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That second video makes it look intentional, like there was a film crew monitoring the cameras. If true, gently caress that job.
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May 31, 2016 01:57
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dr_rat posted:....I've never wanted a hump a bridge more in my life. We are a peaceful fellatiocracy! We need no knob ruckus.
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May 31, 2016 08:54
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May 31, 2016 11:37
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Dude tried to scoop his mother up 
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May 31, 2016 11:40
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That's impressive, I wouldn't even be mad.
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May 31, 2016 11:53
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RabbitWizard posted:There are all those hilarious/interesting videos about stuff getting crushed with a hydraulic press. I guess it's this threads fault that Youtube suggested me this one. yeah... at :22 you can see the brains ooze out of the side of his head. splat. Guy was toast before the alarm even went off. GnarlyCharlie4u fucked around with this message at 11:55 on May 31, 2016 |
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May 31, 2016 11:53
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Not really OSHA, but related to recent chat. I've always loved this video of how to pull out a truck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw1xZxUssfs
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May 31, 2016 14:11
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mds2 posted:Not really OSHA, but related to recent chat. I've always loved this video of how to pull out a truck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw1xZxUssfs That's what you do with the straps you just go...
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May 31, 2016 14:31
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tater_salad posted:That's what you do with the straps you just go... Well it worked 
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May 31, 2016 14:37
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tater_salad posted:That's what you do with the straps you just go... "Dat was hilarious" in rainman voice.
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May 31, 2016 15:05
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RabbitWizard posted:There are all those hilarious/interesting videos about stuff getting crushed with a hydraulic press. I guess it's this threads fault that Youtube suggested me this one. Wonder what the last thing to go through his mind was.
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May 31, 2016 15:55
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geeves posted:Wonder what the last thing to go through his mind was. Fragments of his skull?
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May 31, 2016 16:09
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geeves posted:Wonder what the last thing to go through his mind was. "Oh no, not again"
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May 31, 2016 16:55
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I really hope that it was just his nerves last spasms and him still dieing until his body goes limp.
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May 31, 2016 17:16
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geeves posted:Wonder what the last thing to go through his mind was. The press
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May 31, 2016 17:18
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RabbitWizard posted:There are all those hilarious/interesting videos about stuff getting crushed with a hydraulic press. I guess it's this threads fault that Youtube suggested me this one. Why did the machine run when open? It seems to me that it shouldn't run with guard open or at least have a pedal that makes the press run so you can stop it from crushing your head.
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May 31, 2016 17:25
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tater_salad posted:Why did the machine run when open? There's a high likelihood that it did at one point but someone took the safety measures off because it slowed poo poo down
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May 31, 2016 17:30
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Plus who would ever accidentally press the start button while they had ahead in there right, not like that'll ever happen.
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May 31, 2016 19:00
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When you're pressed for time you have to use your head otherwise you'll be spread too thin and get squeezed out.
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May 31, 2016 19:02
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He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
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May 31, 2016 19:05
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That job would just crush me. I could never work there.
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May 31, 2016 19:10
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tater_salad posted:Plus who would ever accidentally press the start button while they had ahead in there right, not like that'll ever happen. I was working a test program some years back involving testing some acoustic isolation mounts for submarines. One test sequence used a drop tower, just dropping weights on the thing to generate increasing loads while measuring strain output, accelerations, etc. The next test sequence involved mounting the unit horizontally so a big horizontal hydraulic ram could apply a steady and controlled load. At one point, just after reaching into the arrangement to adjust some wiring, something failed and the hydraulic ram instantly slammed out to full extension, and then lost all pressure. No idea what happened, it wasn't our facility (we were just their to administer the testing for them), and we weren't operating it. Maybe an accumulator was overpressure and vented into the actuator or something, but I can't think that "go to maximum extension *right now*" is ever an acceptable failure mode. If it had happened three seconds earlier, I'd probably have lost an arm. The test unit, HY100 steel, was *cracked*.
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May 31, 2016 19:11
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dr_rat posted:....I've never wanted a hump a bridge more in my life. It reminds me of those proposed signs/monuments for nuclear storage at Yucca Mountain that are like, "No great men or deeds are interred here, only death awaits." and architecture that is just meant to impose a sense of danger and foreboding. Fake edit: Ahhh, here we are: http://www.wipp.energy.gov/picsprog/articles/wipp%20exhibit%20message%20to%2012,000%20a_d.htm Actual quote: quote:This place is a message...and part of a system of messages...pay attention to it!  I mean, seriously, did the people who design this never play a game of D&D in their life? That sign just SCREAMS valuable treasure and magical artifacts within, and maybe a spooky skellington or two.
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DrBouvenstein posted:It reminds me of those proposed signs/monuments for nuclear storage at Yucca Mountain that are like, DEFCON 1: The skeletons and radiation are already inside your body.
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Blistex posted:He'll never be the head of a major corporation. Thats no way to get ahead in life.
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DrBouvenstein posted:I mean, seriously, did the people who design this never play a game of D&D in their life? That sign just SCREAMS valuable treasure and magical artifacts within, and maybe a spooky skellington or two. That's actually the exact problem keeping any of this from going forward. We don't know how these theoretical primitive humans or alien explorers are going to react to our warning signs. Anything that tries to make the burial site seem foreboding and deadly has a good chance to be interpreted as "There's something valuable in here that we're trying to keep you from getting". Pictographs showing the radiation killing someone and causing plant life to die were rejected because future humans may read from right to left, causing the comic to look like the radiation brings the dead back to life and nourishes the plants. In the end, the only surefire way to keep cavemen of the year 200,000 CE from uncovering radioactive materials is to put it somewhere they won't find it, like hurling it into space or burying it so deep and secure that only a society that can understand radiation can have the tools necessary to uncover it.
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