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Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

Zorodius posted:

yeah, but it's fun

# ? May 30, 2016 21:34

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 21:56

wit: Jul 26, 2011

spud posted:

I gave up on the monkey but the lady with he rocket launcher is cool and fun.

If the game is so embarrassing you have to pretend not to know the character names when talking about it, I dunno if its time well spent. Maybe it'll nudge itself into some niche as a guilty indulgence.

# ? May 30, 2016 21:41

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

I just call em all the guy with the thing because I can't remember my own name or even what I posted 10 minutes ago

# ? May 30, 2016 21:47

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

that guy with the avatar that posted the thing in the thread

# ? May 30, 2016 21:48

vug: Jan 23, 2015; by Cowcaster

i've been playing tf2 on pub servers a bit recently and realised something important, which is that it is loving overrun with noobs

# ? May 30, 2016 21:54

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

wit posted:

If the game is so embarrassing you have to pretend not to know the character names when talking about it, I dunno if its time well spent. Maybe it'll nudge itself into some niche as a guilty indulgence.

I have learned the character names now:

Monkey - Winston
Rocket Lady = Steven

# ? May 30, 2016 21:54

Buddha.: Sep 24, 2007; "Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."; College Slice

spend your money and play the game. or don't. it is a fun game pew pew pewpew pew pew

# ? May 30, 2016 21:58

wit: Jul 26, 2011

Buddha. posted:

spend your money and play the game. or don't. it is a fun game pew pew pewpew pew pew

If it is a fun game I will play the game as I like fun. The reason I don't play FPSes much is because I hate the other people who play FPSes. If the cartoonishness of it and blizzard stigma shakes those types away, I might even tolerate whatever squeakers do play it. Please don't call me an N word guys, it is very rude!

# ? May 30, 2016 22:10

Jose Mengelez: Sep 11, 2001; by Azathoth

some people say the game is bad but Blizzard's hot new arena fps; OVERWATCH� is taking the internet by storm.

# ? May 30, 2016 22:44

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

4outof5 posted:

It's not 1999 grandpa the biggest PC games in the world use a matchmaking system to give you a better game play experience. I'm sorry that online gaming has passed you by, maybe you can go play some mind craft with your autistic grand kids or something.

You realize you can have matchmaking AND a server browser in the same game, right? They aren't mutually exclusive things for a game to have

# ? May 30, 2016 22:46

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

lol if you can be bothered to remember all the character names from a stupid videogame

# ? May 30, 2016 22:48

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

thathonkey posted:

lol if you can be bothered to remember all the character names from a stupid videogame

*can recite the niggerstomper58 post verbatim*

# ? May 30, 2016 23:01

Buddha.: Sep 24, 2007; "Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."; College Slice

wit posted:

If it is a fun game I will play the game as I like fun. The reason I don't play FPSes much is because I hate the other people who play FPSes. If the cartoonishness of it and blizzard stigma shakes those types away, I might even tolerate whatever squeakers do play it. Please don't call me an N word guys, it is very rude!

Well then the first step is to learn how to not be bothered by people who are turds. It's a useful skill outside multiplayer FPS'es.

# ? May 30, 2016 23:28

Ceciltron: Jan 11, 2007; Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!; Pillbug

Someone told me there was porn

# ? May 31, 2016 00:08

wit: Jul 26, 2011

^: Early days, they have nice CGI bums, but disney faces. Give them at least a fortnight to render something. I'm sure someone is drawing one of the women with gigantic veiny cock and she is really confused about having a gigantic veiny cock as we speak. The sad porn you speak of is probably early access level at best. Not like that thing I saw where you could see Tifa's boobies and everything!

Buddha. posted:

Well then the first step is to learn how to not be bothered by people who are turds. It's a useful skill outside multiplayer FPS'es.

In the waking world yes, but when you're neck deep in turd water, telling me to just drink my way out ain't helping, I'd rather just not be in a lake of turds. I only really mic with goons or friends, and I will admit goons are very self policing. But pubbies, oh god the pubbies. I just don't have the mental strength to smack talk with someone who can't grow a moustache.

wit fucked around with this message at 00:19 on May 31, 2016

# ? May 31, 2016 00:14

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Ceciltron posted:

Someone told me there was porn

# ? May 31, 2016 00:21

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

I want to see the overwatch characters slamming their medal bodies together sexually. *clang* *clang* *clang*

# ? May 31, 2016 00:47

Space Camp fuckup: Aug 2, 2003

I like the robot with the hammer. You can grab guys and fly off cliffs

# ? May 31, 2016 01:20

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

Why is the girl with glasses sad?

# ? May 31, 2016 06:04

WIFEY WATCHDOG: Jun 25, 2012; Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

limaCAT posted:

Why is the girl with glasses sad?

she's in a bad game

# ? May 31, 2016 06:05

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

is there any porn featuring torbjorn yet? asking for a friend

# ? May 31, 2016 06:59

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

the great deceiver posted:

is there any porn featuring torbjorn yet? asking for a friend

yes. know because i am me (gay]

# ? May 31, 2016 07:02

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

she's in a bad game

that's a pretty good reason to be sad

# ? May 31, 2016 07:03

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

but i also love mei + misc other buttpeople this game is my rear end jam

Iron Prince fucked around with this message at 07:08 on May 31, 2016

# ? May 31, 2016 07:05

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

AGOTY

# ? May 31, 2016 07:07

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

my favorite character is junkrat and i wont apologize for it

# ? May 31, 2016 07:18

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

the great deceiver posted:

my favorite character is junkrat and i wont apologize for it

add me on bnet#bnet

# ? May 31, 2016 07:18

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

wit posted:

Or people that can shoot.

They actually shoot pretty well on console, that's the problem. Didn't take long for the matchmaking to punish me severely for being able to hit a target at all

# ? May 31, 2016 07:19

Divine Styler: Apr 8, 2005; quantum mechanic

I like this game on my ps4. I play the big guy with the shield and hammer, and the black fruit booter. It's fun and cool.

# ? May 31, 2016 07:21

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Iron Prince posted:

add me on bnet#bnet

if you really want to play im kind of tired tonight i dunno if i'll go on but i have tomorrow off. ive been playing with some of my coworkers and honestly pubbies are better than those dumbasses

# ? May 31, 2016 07:25

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Chinatown posted:

ITP I am Tracer.

And I'm a "boob man" take this as you will.

# ? May 31, 2016 07:30

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

overwatch is good

# ? May 31, 2016 08:35

The Enforcer: May 4, 2007; by LadyAmbien

signalnoise posted:

It is very rewarding to people who are bad at games...

Sounds awesome!

# ? May 31, 2016 09:29

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

VendaGoat posted:

ITP I am Tracer.

And I'm a "boob man" take this as you will.

Oh, that explains why you are sad.

# ? May 31, 2016 09:43

Herr Doktor Kreig: Feb 16, 2016

Zenyatta is my jam

Experiencing tranquility is rad

# ? May 31, 2016 14:11

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

VendaGoat posted:

ITP I am Tracer.

And I'm a "boob man" take this as you will.

What is ITP??

I need to learn these new words to be taken seriously in this game.

# ? May 31, 2016 14:17

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.