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oldpainless posted:Is date rape so common everyone in a restaurant has personal experience with it? 
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May 29, 2016 23:05
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Yeah let's not open that can of worms please.
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May 29, 2016 23:13
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Yeah let's not open that can of worms please. As long as the previous owner disclosed it, the buyer is responsible for getting someone to take care of the infestation.
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May 29, 2016 23:17
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ParserGirl posted:The story is ridiculous but most roofies make someone appear drunk, and work slowly enough that the victim is still able to walk and be lead away while their date makes excuses for them having had a little too much to drink. One of the warning signs is feeling far more inebriated after one or two drinks than would otherwise be typical. And here I thought they were for use in the home, or in nightclubs where it's not unusual for people to over indulge. Still poisoning the last drink after eating seems like it would be more sensible than getting it in the first before they even began the meal. But without that the story couldn't have had the date go on another 40 minutes for security to review the CCTV and the police to arrive.
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May 29, 2016 23:22
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Enfys posted:"Some heroes don't wear capes." It's a common phrase on the Internet
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May 30, 2016 00:46
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Yeah let's not open that can of worms please. Dead or alive?
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May 30, 2016 01:09
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Tripped over this while reading about vodka made with water from fog catchers.... Apparently the anti-rape bar squad story is true. http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/3-women-stop-an-attempted-date-rape-7952176.php
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May 30, 2016 01:38
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oldpainless posted:Is date rape so common everyone in a restaurant has personal experience with it? It is in THIS restaurant!
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May 30, 2016 03:10
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Well I'm really surprised the entire story was true. It's got all the hallmarks of STDH. That poor woman, it must have been the most uncomfortable date of her life waiting for the police to arrive.
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May 30, 2016 03:30
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May 30, 2016 07:28
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What an idiot, doesn't close his bracket (the smiley doesn't count
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May 30, 2016 08:37
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Spamquote:This troper was in astronomy class when the teacher decided to play the Universe Song by... you guessed it, Monty Python. The song ends, and the CD moves on into the Spam Song. Teacher goes to turn it off, and two entire rows scream "NO!". Everyone turns to stare at the rows, who proceed to sing along, with one providing the "Spam, spam, spam, spam" and other other providing "Wonderful spam, lovely spam!" This troper was in the "spam, spam, spam, spam" row. The non-singing student beside her edged his desk away. Texas quote:If you live in Texas, chances are you've experienced at least one instance of someone starting to sing "The stars at night/are clear and bright..." and then one or multiple other parties joining in with the appropriate *clap clap clap CLAP* "Deep in the heart of Texas!" A particularly awesome example occured when this troper was at the Revolve tour (a giant all-girls Christian concert event) and the entire crowd of almost two thousand teenage girls and their moms finished the song after the announcer's tentative prompt. I Am Not Making This Up Acting quote:This troper's acting class (which basically consists of the best actors in the school and three or four kids doing it just for credit) was doing a unit on musical theatre, and one of the girls brought in the soundtrack for Wicked that she was using for her song. After the first batch of students finished up and we started to put the classroom back in order, for the last 10 minutes or so she played the CD. It ended with about ten people all singing along to "Popular", with this troper dancing by the singers with a hat he was taking back to the costume closet. He finished off the song himself with the final note, which he decided to sustain long after everyone else stopped. Choir quote:As a choir/theatre kid, I've been involved in more than one of these. My personal favorite was during a pre-rehearsal dinner when a kid I was sitting with started softly singing "Stand by Me" by Ben E. King. I started singing the bass line, and soon other kids were beatboxing, harmonizing on the melody, and stacking chords on top of my bass line. Eventually we had all 40 kids either singing the melody, harmonizing, or acting as backup vocals.
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May 30, 2016 08:54
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quote:If you live in Texas, chances are you've experienced at least one instance of someone starting to sing "The stars at night/are clear and bright... and then one or multiple other parties joining in with the appropriate *clap clap clap CLAP* "Deep in the heart of Texas!" A particularly awesome example occured when this troper was at the Revolve tour (a giant all-girls Christian concert event) and the entire crowd of almost two thousand teenage girls and their moms finished the song after the announcer's tentative prompt. I Am Not Making This Up" Apparently they don't really live in Texas, cause those aren't even the right loving lyrics. The stars at night are BIG and bright. I'm from New England and even I know this.
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May 30, 2016 09:23
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People sung along? At a concert???? Oh my god also no Texan has ever burst out in a group singing of that dumb song, the stars aren't clear or bright here and it's really hot and wet and no one likes it e: the stars at night/can't be seen under the loving biblical floods Xen Tricks has a new favorite as of 12:04 on May 30, 2016 |
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May 30, 2016 12:02
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Most of those are just 'people sing in groups at times when it would be more or less appropriate to do so'. Like yeah, kids sing on bus trips. A story worth the telling.
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May 30, 2016 14:05
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e: poo poo that didn't happen: me reading the thread before posting.
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May 30, 2016 14:08
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Jerry Cotton posted:e: poo poo that didn't happen: me reading the thread before posting. You're swift  
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May 30, 2016 14:13
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Xen Tricks posted:People sung along? At a concert???? Oh my god I think it's actually relatively common in the weird small cities. So common that, apparently, it's banned in a lot of factories because people clapping along and being distracted were causing injuries with heavy machinery. I do want this rain to stop though, it's been so wet for so long. 
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May 30, 2016 14:22
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Captain Monkey posted:I think it's actually relatively common in the weird small cities. So common that, apparently, it's banned in a lot of factories because people clapping along and being distracted were causing injuries with heavy machinery. I love that mental image so much, people just enthusiastically clapping along until oh drat it Jim Bob got caught in the lathe again. Also yes it would be nice if it ever returns to the old ways of "every storm not causing catastrophic flooding" Xen Tricks has a new favorite as of 15:43 on May 30, 2016 |
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May 30, 2016 15:38
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EmmyOk posted:You're swift 
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May 30, 2016 15:54
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This raises so many questions. Like, how old is our protagonist? What gender? And why was Dad under the bed?
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May 31, 2016 01:46
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EmmyOk posted:You're swift "Dad, how long were you under the bed for? " "Long enough son... long enough"
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May 31, 2016 02:05
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Standard STDH, but 14 and 15 are gems http://www.pref.com/a/jaw/19-people...4aadfcb28032793 14. I work at an after school program for underprivileged youth. In the neighborhood we serve, our population of kids is about 85% Hispanic. None of them know I understand Spanish. (I comprehend much better than I can recall vocabulary, so I never speak it. But I've had enough exposure through school and several different service industry jobs in close contact with Spanish speakers that I understand the majority of what I hear.) When they're mad at me, they call me a motherfucker, an rear end in a top hat, an idiot and a fatass under their breath. But I let it slide, because if they realized I understood, they might stop using it to hold conversations they don't want me to hear. And then I'd lose the ability to find out about things that I can help them with, like whose parents are making them drop out of school to make money for the family - therefore whose life I could change by casually mentioning online GED classes. I wouldn't hear them talking about a kid who reeks of piss today, and be able to quietly make a call to the kid's parents to ask them to bring a change of clothes. I wouldn't hear the laments about how there's no way they're going to college because they'll never find the money; and then how would I know to offer a special college finance and scholarship workshop once a week? They don't know how much I understand, but it's not the stuff they say about me that matters. - hufflepufftato 15. I'm a black guy living in Japan. I hear things ALL the time, but this exchange remains my favorite. I was sitting on the train and there were two girls standing next to me. Girl 1: Wow look, it's a black guy. Girl 2: Yeah, I've never seen one in person. Girl 1: He's quite big and scary, don't you think? Girl 2: Yeah...but you'd still sleep with him, wouldn't you? Girl 1: So would you! Unfortunately I didn't make anything happen from that. :/ overseer07 has a new favorite as of 02:22 on May 31, 2016 |
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May 31, 2016 02:17
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I don't think 14 is that far fetched. 15 though, missing a "*In perfect Japanese*" reply from the black guy.
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May 31, 2016 02:45
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Khazar-khum posted:This troper's acting class (which basically consists of the best actors in the school and three or four kids doing it just for credit) was doing a unit on musical theatre, and one of the girls brought in the soundtrack for Wicked that she was using for her song. After the first batch of students finished up and we started to put the classroom back in order, for the last 10 minutes or so she played the CD. It ended with about ten people all singing along to "Popular", with this troper dancing by the singers with a hat he was taking back to the costume closet. He finished off the song himself with the final note, which he decided to sustain long after everyone else stopped. Holy poo poo, I was part of that field trip. This was in I think 10th grade at Lake Mary, which would have been 8 years ago? I actually do remember that singing along to boy bands on the bus. My English class also took a trip to that theatre (the Orlando Shakespeare Theatre) to see Hamlet in 12th grade. I don't remember the "Popular" thing specifically, but Wicked was indeed a common choice for kids to use for their musical performances. Their description of the class was also completely accurate: there was a Drama class that was just a generic and basic theatre class that had a mix of random students, and then Acting 1 and Acting 2 classes available afterward that were ostensibly meant to be more detailed but really just provided an excuse for all the Drama Club students to have a class all to themselves. This is definitely the most bizarre thing I've seen posted in this thread.
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May 31, 2016 03:54
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chitoryu12 posted:Holy poo poo, I was part of that field trip. This is somehow more boring than what you quoted
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May 31, 2016 04:24
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I sincerely hope this idiot really tries this. Assuming the horse doesn't hurt him, the owner will.
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May 31, 2016 06:10
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Captain Monkey posted:I think it's actually relatively common in the weird small cities. So common that, apparently, it's banned in a lot of factories because people clapping along and being distracted were causing injuries with heavy machinery. first theres not enough water now theres to much!? make up your mind texas
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May 31, 2016 06:23
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Khazar-khum posted:I sincerely hope this idiot really tries this. Assuming the horse doesn't hurt him, the owner will. A good post from Games 
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May 31, 2016 07:36
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Imapanda posted:Good mom.
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May 31, 2016 07:42
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Hell of a tribute, that is...
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May 31, 2016 07:50
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bringmyfishback posted:Hell of a tribute, that is... His friend is probably cussing him out from the great beyond for picking such a lovely beer to remember him with.
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May 31, 2016 07:52
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And that gentleman was none other than Donald Trump!
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May 31, 2016 08:11
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Hey barkeep, give me your cheapest beer, I need to memorialize a fallen hero
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May 31, 2016 09:22
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At the end of the night his memorial beer gets emptied in the sink too. Really though, the only STDH part of that is the note. People actually do that, but they want everyone to know it when they do.
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May 31, 2016 14:09
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bringmyfishback posted:Hell of a tribute, that is... And after he left, the bartender sold that same bottle again. 
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May 31, 2016 14:10
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You're supposed to pour one out, not just leave it with some stupid note.
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May 31, 2016 14:18
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Jim really loved making people clean up after him, so I just leave poo poo for other people to pick up on the bar in his memory.
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https://twitter.com/voldemortsbicep/status/719878711768690688 If you guys are gonna call twitter exchanges fake, at least bother to check.
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