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reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
In fairness teaching fairies seems to amount to "here's a bunch of complicated math" and work just fine.

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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Tony looking good on this page

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
If they're named after whatever DVDs are on the shelf, I guess some Court Fairies may also have names like "Air Bud", "Total Recall" or "Chainsaw Massacre".

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Cat Mattress posted:

If they're named after whatever DVDs are on the shelf, I guess some Court Fairies may also have names like "Air Bud", "Total Recall" or "Chainsaw Massacre".

I need this

GENUINE CAT HERDER
Jan 2, 2004


Wedge Regret
This comic just made me go look up the movie Bugsy.


Apparently it won 2 Oscars. Good choice, guy who's obviously not worth remembering.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
If she was named after the movie, why is it hard to pronounce that, right?
Maybe the guy had a super thick accent and pronounced it something like bookseys.

Brightman
Feb 24, 2005

I've seen fun you people wouldn't believe.
Tiki torches on fire off the summit of Kilauea.
I watched disco balls glitter in the dark near the Brandenburg Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like crowds in rain.

Time to sleep.

Air is lava! posted:

If she was named after the movie, why is it hard to pronounce that, right?
Maybe the guy had a super thick accent and pronounced it something like bookseys.

The "mispronunciation" was them using "Ms" when they said "Ms. Bugsy", her name is just "Bugsy" not "Ms. Bugsy".

Aumanor
Nov 9, 2012

Air is lava! posted:

If she was named after the movie, why is it hard to pronounce that, right?
Maybe the guy had a super thick accent and pronounced it something like bookseys.

They're pronouncing it wrong because they're calling her Ms. Bugsy, when her name is just Bugsy. Because they aren't too smart over here.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
Oh. Okay I missed that.

Donkringel
Apr 22, 2008
"Brick are you just naming them after things in the office?"

"Her name is Lamp."

"Is her name really Lamp, or are you just saying that because you saw it?"

"Her name is Lamp. Her name is Lamp."

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Cat Mattress posted:

If they're named after whatever DVDs are on the shelf, I guess some Court Fairies may also have names like "Air Bud", "Total Recall" or "Chainsaw Massacre".

Other notable fairies include "Jaws", "Terminator 2", and "The Simpsons: The complete Sixth Season"

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Aunt Marge's 60th and his best friend Mega Jugs Vol. 3

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

GENUINE CAT HERDER posted:

This comic just made me go look up the movie Bugsy.


Apparently it won 2 Oscars. Good choice, guy who's obviously not worth remembering.

Or it could be Bugsy Malone, of the marshmallow and pie shootout.

MechanicalTomPetty
Oct 30, 2011

Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me

Donkringel posted:

"Brick are you just naming them after things in the office?"

"Her name is Lamp."

"Is her name really Lamp, or are you just saying that because you saw it?"

"Her name is Lamp. Her name is Lamp."

"His name is Robert Paulson!"

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Other notable fairies include "Jaws", "Terminator 2", and "The Simpsons: The complete Sixth Season"

Coyote Ugly.

really mr coyote we just named her after a movie it's not an insult honest

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
So they're basically Harry Potter house elves? Looking forward to the liberation movement.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Wanna see the comic end with everyone getting arrested for breaking child labor laws. They can ship Coyote off to the zoo.

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

It's OK, they give us drugs for free.

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
"It's not true!"

So now we find out whether they've drunk the Kool-Aid or if they are some sort of genuine breakaway sect from the Forest.

Maybe all these forest folk really wanted to play with patterns, but Coyote just doesn't like having that much structure around.

Mazerunner
Apr 22, 2010

Good Hunter, what... what is this post?
You know, for all the animal folks like bunny boy, who were probably at big risk of you know, being eaten everyday or where looking for food and shelter is a huge deal, the trade off of 'work all day everyday' is worth probably not dying so much. Uh, aside from the one time where they have to.

Dunno how the fairies fit in. Where are they on the food chain?

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Mazerunner posted:

You know, for all the animal folks like bunny boy, who were probably at big risk of you know, being eaten everyday or where looking for food and shelter is a huge deal, the trade off of 'work all day everyday' is worth probably not dying so much. Uh, aside from the one time where they have to.

Dunno how the fairies fit in. Where are they on the food chain?

Junk food? On account of, you know, being made up of empty calories.

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)
The hollow fairies are born without minds or spirits, according to Coyote, and to be reunited with them, they have to pass the test. "The court wants what it wants."

I guess the hollow fairies are produced to be unhappy until they come to the court. :( I guess it can seem like their idea that way. They have no families, and maybe no concept of how much they should be made to work? And they can just hang out in the ether, so they don't complain too much? Seems like their labor is extremely valuable.

Ditocoaf
Jun 1, 2011

I mean, considering they can work on autopilot and just goof off in the ether, maybe they're genuinely okay with the situation. I think it's a question of whether this is something they're accepting in full awareness, or are kinda duped into it.

It seems like from the court's perspective though, they're just harvesting forest souls to power a bunch of clone automatons. While the actual consciousnesses of those souls just have ghost parties all day. A bit sketchy.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
fairies don't have families they just spontaneously emerge from under leaves/inside thrown away crisp bags etc

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Tollymain posted:

fairies don't have families they just spontaneously emerge from under leaves/inside thrown away crisp bags etc

I wonder if there's any way for city-born fairies to get human bodies. Do they just talk to someone from the court directly about it?

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Mikl posted:

So they're basically Harry Potter house elves? Looking forward to the liberation movement.
It's going to be very strange when the robots decide they all need to become flesh and revolt against the jobs they already like doing, while the fairies just really like doing math and keep helping the court, since they've already gotten their new bodies.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




FronzelNeekburm posted:

It's going to be very strange when the robots decide they all need to become flesh and revolt against the jobs they already like doing

They'll just build a new species of robots to take over the jobs they don't want to do any more after they become flesh. :bsg:

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008
The court definitely has ulterior motives, but hoping that it does turn out that life is generally pretty good for the converted forest folk, especially considering the whole "forest good court bad" kind of vibe we get lately with things mostly seen through Annie's perspective.

Castomira
Feb 24, 2011

Fuck you Eva Marie, if you have to be right there next to all of my posts you don't even get to have red hair. You're a dryad now.
:froggonk:
Conversely, was it ever stated definitively that humans can't get fairie bodies? I feel like they'd be so culturally disparate from trueborn faeries their lives would be miserable, but I can't recall if it was explicitly forbidden/impossible.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Castomira posted:

Conversely, was it ever stated definitively that humans can't get fairie bodies? I feel like they'd be so culturally disparate from trueborn faeries their lives would be miserable, but I can't recall if it was explicitly forbidden/impossible.

As far as I remember the family turning into birds is the sole example we have so far of the reverse transfer. So I have no idea.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Zerilan posted:

The court definitely has ulterior motives, but hoping that it does turn out that life is generally pretty good for the converted forest folk, especially considering the whole "forest good court bad" kind of vibe we get lately with things mostly seen through Annie's perspective.

I dunno, it seems like a pretty sweet deal already. They have to work all the time, but they don't need their brains to do their jobs so they can just put their bodies on autopilot and then play together all day in the ether. No one tries to kill and eat them, they're out of the rain and the cold, and they don't have to be constantly foraging for food.

I still think they should get weekends and holidays off though, the court is being a real jerk about that.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
It'll turn out that the Court does give them weekends and holidays, it's just that the fairies don't bother taking them.

Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!



The trade off is they have to be ugly and fat.

YF-23
Feb 17, 2011

My god, it's full of cat!


So since Bugsy was apparently specifically not really fit to do much more than teach, there's probably other fairies that have graduated that have more specialised or delicate jobs? But to our knowledge we haven't really seen any of them yet? Maybe the security lady that was keeping tabs on Robot, but I don't remember if the comic said it or not.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bugsy has a point. Several points, really.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Oh so it's like me, work and the internet :v:

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Do they know just how trivial the name thing is to the humans?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

YF-23 posted:

So since Bugsy was apparently specifically not really fit to do much more than teach, there's probably other fairies that have graduated that have more specialised or delicate jobs? But to our knowledge we haven't really seen any of them yet? Maybe the security lady that was keeping tabs on Robot, but I don't remember if the comic said it or not.
They're mulched for fertiliser. The assessment was of her potassium content.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


You don't get it Bugsy, getting holidays off is all about the principle of the thing! The principle! :argh:

Space Cadet Omoly fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Jun 1, 2016

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Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

Now go try indoctrinate someone else you pair of communists!

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