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Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

living the dream

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Well clearly it's all fine since he said it was not his intention to offend anyone when comparing his new haircut to the Gestapo.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
I'm unironically glad the Cellino family is trolling additional nations and leagues. What a treasure.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
they've been hiring leeds supporters to post stuff on facebook about how they're good

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007

Jose posted:

they've been hiring leeds supporters to post stuff on facebook about how they're good

The ultimate plastics...

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

vyelkin posted:

Well clearly it's all fine since he said it was not his intention to offend anyone when comparing his new haircut to the Gestapo.

I don't think a single person actually was offended by it, just more stupid mindless virtue signaling clickbait bullshit

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

African AIDS cum posted:

I don't think a single person actually was offended by it, just more stupid mindless virtue signaling clickbait bullshit

dont sign your posts haha

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

African AIDS cum posted:

I don't think a single person actually was offended by it, just more stupid mindless virtue signaling clickbait bullshit

*in Barry manilow voice*

Its Cellino
Ercole Cellino
He trolls english pussies for real-o

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Czech refs show up to work drunk, get tossed and banned

Click to watch the fourth official mirroring the movements of the linesman in front of him lol

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
http://www.public.fr/Dossiers/Le-Ve...conduire-991918

Some high profile French footballers, including noted good lad Samir Nasri, have illegally acquired their driving licenses and paid over €10k to do so. Not sure what this means given they have been driving for years in other countries but hopefully this ends well for everyone :devil:

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
And another...

Oldham Athletic footballer accused of sexual grooming
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-36397335

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

monkeytennis posted:

And another...

Oldham Athletic footballer accused of sexual grooming
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-36397335

More like Youngham.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

monkeytennis posted:

And another...

Oldham Athletic footballer accused of sexual grooming
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-36397335

Ramsbottom is the perfect club for him to be at imo

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
This was a good read http://www.football365.com/news/when-football-came-home-on-a-cathay-pacific-flight

quote:

After beating China and then struggling past the Golden FC Select XI in Hong Kong, the players’ work was done. With the squad for the tournament finalised and the flight back to London booked for the following day, there was just one more evening to while away before heading home. What could possibly go wrong..?

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...rlands-kit.html


This can't be real

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Would The Sun lie to us?

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012



came here to post this lmao

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Adam Johnson sighs as Ian Watkins forgets to bring in the cones AGAIN

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Sunderland now the second team to get an official paedo kit sponsor after Man Utd.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/30/psg-defender-serge-aurier-arrested-following-argument-with-police-paris-reports


serge aurier got arrested after arguing with police

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Pablo Armero knows how to live it up in Miami, this happened the night Colombia played Haiti in a friendly.

quote:

According to the arrest report, officers responded to the Metropolitan Hotel at 2445 Collins Avenue after the hotel's general manager said he received several complaints about the couple staying in Armero's room.

When officers went to his room, they found a woman who was crying and was missing a portion of her hair, the report said. Armero told the officers that he had been out drinking with the woman and they got back to the room where she asked him to cut her hair so he did, the report said.

But the woman told officers that when Armero said he wanted to get intimate with her and she said she didn't want to because she was tired, he became irate and physical, the report said. The woman said her necklace was yanked off her neck and then Armero grabbed a hair clipper and "forcefully" began to trim her hair, the report said.

When officers asked if she had asked him to cut her hair, she started crying and said "Why would I asked him to cut my hair?" the report said.

The woman told officers there has been a history of domestic violence between them, the report said. The report didn't say what their relationship is.



http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Colombian-Soccer-Player-Pablo-Armero-Arrested-for-Battery-at-Miami-Beach-Hotel-Police-381447791.html

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Aug 31, 2004


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Urban beach weekend takes another victim

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

trem_two posted:

Pablo Armero knows how to live it up in Miami, this happened the night Colombia played Haiti in a friendly.




http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Colombian-Soccer-Player-Pablo-Armero-Arrested-for-Battery-at-Miami-Beach-Hotel-Police-381447791.html

lol this is amazing

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

Pablo Armero knows how to live it up in Miami, this happened the night Colombia played Haiti in a friendly.




http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Colombian-Soccer-Player-Pablo-Armero-Arrested-for-Battery-at-Miami-Beach-Hotel-Police-381447791.html

Hasn't he done somethign like this more than once or am I thinking of a Brazilian player?

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Gigi Galli posted:

Hasn't he done somethign like this more than once or am I thinking of a Brazilian player?

They all look the same to you GG?

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Ewar Woowar posted:

They all look the same to you GG?

Wow! Mods?

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Weaponized Cum posted:

Urban beach weekend takes another victim

Lmao

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Was it Armero or Asprilla who fired an SMG at police?

Lemon
May 22, 2003

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36451693

Apparently Gazza done a racism

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


The fact that he's still alive should probably just exempt him of most crimes.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Welp, that's him back on the bottle then.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Lol charged for a joke. Britain is a shithole

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Aug 31, 2004


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African AIDS cum posted:

Lol charged for a joke. Britain is a shithole

Trump is gonna get locked up during his first state visit

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Weaponized Cum posted:

Trump is gonna get locked up during his first state visit

Why wait until then?

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

African AIDS cum posted:

Lol charged for a joke. Britain is a shithole

I can't even argue with you

Mr Gascoigne allegedly said he could not tell "if he was smiling or not".

Ffs.

KFBR392
Jan 21, 2016

by Cowcaster
Wouldn't it actually be really easy to tell if a black guy in the darker area was smiling because of his white teeth?



Edit: NM forgot this was the UK, lock him up

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
Fashion police alive and well in Iran

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36484440

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

We've all been laughing at Benzema and Adam Johnson, but here's the worst culprit of them all

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Presence of a woman. Iran is the country of nerds

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
David De Gea has been implicated, along with Iker Muniain, in a sex-trafficking scandal in Spain.

quote:

A witness in the case - in which Torbe is accused of human trafficking for purposes of sexual exploitation, sexual assault, child pornography, prostitution, extortion and money laundering - has testified that she was abused by the two players.Muniain is alleged to have had sex with the woman in 2012, while De Gea is alleged to have arranged the meeting.

According to eldiario.es, the arm of the national police force tasked with such matters has attributed a "high degree of credibility" to the women's testimony, and to those of two other women.

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