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Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
MOOKIE :tviv::tviv::tviv::tviv::tviv::tviv::tviv:

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howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Mookie :dogbutton:

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Mookie is a beast.

Tim Thomas
Feb 12, 2008
breakdancin the night away
I kind of like this whole leadoff hitter hitting dingers thing.

Glenn_Beckett
Sep 13, 2008

When I see a 9/11 victim family on television I'm just like 'Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaqua'
No sound at this sports bar, why did both dugouts appear to get a warning when Mookie almost got hit in the loving face?

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Glenn_Beckett posted:

No sound at this sports bar, why did both dugouts appear to get a warning when Mookie almost got hit in the loving face?

I guess because the Ump doesn't want the Red Sox retaliating in kind?

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

Glenn_Beckett posted:

No sound at this sports bar, why did both dugouts appear to get a warning when Mookie almost got hit in the loving face?

O's dugout: obvious reasons
Sox dugout: :iiam:

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Dont they always give warnings to both sides?

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Rua :buddy:

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


RUA

Glenn_Beckett
Sep 13, 2008

When I see a 9/11 victim family on television I'm just like 'Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaqua'

howe_sam posted:

I guess because the Ump doesn't want the Red Sox retaliating in kind?

That's what I figured.


Now that I think about it, I think they DO always warn both sides. Farrell looked, uhh, irritated.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
So how long until Betts gets tested for PEDs?

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Joe Kelly is an anagram for Clay Buchholz

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
I love the overshifts. Kim is loving halfway home before the ball is even thrown because the closest infielder is by second.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Belted!

Belt for the ASG!

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Giants score, Braves lose.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Hunter noooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
poo poo gently caress PENCE IS HURT

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Pence gritted himself to death

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

Sox are good,

Kelly is

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Lol. Lester gives up a lead off HR.

Glenn_Beckett
Sep 13, 2008

When I see a 9/11 victim family on television I'm just like 'Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaqua'

howe_sam posted:

Joe Kelly is an anagram for Clay Buchholz

Riddle Me this 1960's Batman!

Clay Buchholz's letters form a man who's no better,
So answer my query or Gotham is buried!

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Im happy that Cole could go 7, the bullpen could use the rest

Now score some runs so there are no extra innings

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=



Go Cubs!

Lmao great start Lester

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

best case is a hamstring strain. but that didnt look like a strain

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

PAPI MY PAPI

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Why is the NL West the bane of the Cubs?

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
if you're at the cubs game tonight you may have gotten a free hat with my clients logo on it, and I may be interested in buying such a hat.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
This team is goddamn insane I love it.

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
this game :stare:

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


loving NL West teams

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Papi dingers are the best.

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Well, that was a fun 2.2 innings from Wright. Over/Under on Kelly outlasting him?

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


JD needs to pull a Michael Young on Prince



e: ump needs to invest in a better cup

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Jun 2, 2016

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.


It's like a pitchers' duel, only both pitchers are crap

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

lmao the ump got hit in the nuts a second time

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

If Kelly can get through 3 innings I'll consider it a moral victory

Glenn_Beckett
Sep 13, 2008

When I see a 9/11 victim family on television I'm just like 'Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaqua'
Is the O's bullpen good? I genuinely don't know. Let's find out!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

lmao the ump got hit in the nuts a second time

A game I can get behind.

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
I know "LOL Barves" but Albert Suarez actually looks pretty good out there. Not sure why he never got called up before.

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