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se x is bad. please do not acknolwedge it.
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I know we are all having a good time talking about sex and nudity and whatnot but in all seriousness girls really are gross and thsts why I've chosen yes chosen to stay celibate until my early death caused by a totally out of my own control obesity problem.
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Jun 2, 2016 04:10
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I have sex all the time I'm like the number one sex guy at my school and everyone is like how do you sex so much and I'm like wouldn't you like to know heh
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Jun 2, 2016 04:48
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oldpainless posted:I know we are all having a good time talking about sex and nudity and whatnot but in all seriousness girls really are gross and thsts why I've chosen yes chosen to stay celibate until my early death caused by a totally out of my own control obesity problem. An example we should all follow.
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Jun 2, 2016 05:15
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Alteisen posted:This page is solid gold, so many people's delicate american sensibilities triggered by virtual sex. Ya it's cuz I'm American not cuz its loving cheesy as gently caress and comes off as something for an immature audience when the Witcher is marketed as "very adult" (lmao). Ur post makes u sorta come off as a creep. I don't mean that to be a jerk either
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Jun 2, 2016 05:35
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You're correct the virtual sex shouldn't prevent someone from playing it but that doesn't mean it's not a dumb part of the game. Sorry double post n grammar I'm on my phone.
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Jun 2, 2016 05:37
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How appropriate that we are discussing the tits in the Witcher series in the pyf little things in games thread, cause it too is my favorite thing in the Witcher. E: More games should just put tits out there, after 25 years of games doing the "tee hee MAYBE you can see some tits!" its nice for a game to finally just do it. Its why my favorite MMO is Scarlet Blade
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Jun 2, 2016 05:37
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Rap Music and Dope posted:Ya it's cuz I'm American not cuz its loving cheesy as gently caress and comes off as something for an immature audience when the Witcher is marketed as "very adult" (lmao). Don't worry, Alteisen is a strange lady that shifts quite a bit from smug accusations to attention-vacuuming victimhood.
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Jun 2, 2016 05:43
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Alteisen is one of those people who legit rages against The SJW Scourge so pay negative attention to their posts imo For content: I've been playing Overwatch and one of a ton of things I like about it is that it has separate options for joining voice chat/group chat/team chat so I can set it to auto-mute team chat and auto-join group chat so I can just bullshit with the friends I'm playing with without having to fiddle with everything.
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Jun 2, 2016 06:12
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You know, I've tried playing The Witcher. People keep trying to get me to buy the third because it's apparently good but I want to beat the first two first I guess, but it's just so not fun. I spent like an hour slowly beating bandits to death in the limpest of combat sequences and got rewarded with a sex scene that looked like it was someone's deviant art attempt at making artful porn. I really wish I had fun with the game because three looks not bad.  Anyway, more on topic; Final Fantasy XIV. I got a turtle mount, just a giant turtle your character sits on. Apparently in later areas you can get flying mounts, like in WoW or something and you'd think that would make land mounts like my rad turtle useless. Turns out it can fly! I can't wait to figure out how to install rocket boosters into my turtle.
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Jun 2, 2016 06:29
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You are missing nothing at all by skipping straight to the witcher 3. Don't push yourself through 1 or 2 if you aren't enjoying them. Unfortunately the gameplay in 3 is bad and janky, but that's not why you should play it. The difference in quality in those games is pretty insane. 1 deserves its reputation, I could tolerate 2 well enough but couldn't fault anyone for not enjoying it, and 3 deserves all the praise it gets for having quality writing/characters/story in spite of massive scope.
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Jun 2, 2016 06:37
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I never played the first two Witchers but The Witcher 3 is one of my favourite games and the part where you and your Witcher buddies get drunk and prank call wizards through their talking mirrors is my favourite little thing in games.
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Jun 2, 2016 06:55
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Baron Corbyn posted:I never played the first two Witchers but The Witcher 3 is one of my favourite games and the part where you and your Witcher buddies get drunk and prank call wizards through their talking mirrors is my favourite little thing in games. is there a video link for this?
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Jun 2, 2016 07:00
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Alteisen posted:This page is solid gold, so many people's delicate american sensibilities triggered by virtual sex. A big ol post that could've been easily summarized in 'I jerked off to Witcher'
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Jun 2, 2016 07:16
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Witcher 3 has a good overworld and I like how involved the witcher contracts could hey instead of being random basic sidequests that could get knocked off in five or so minutes. I think it gets a little too overreliant on witcher senses but w/e hanging out with your witcher bros was a fun scene.
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Jun 2, 2016 07:30
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Blind Sally posted:is there a video link for this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv-fDIgiVlQ Witcher 3 spoilers(minor stuff, basically what the person already said). I didn't select the option for it because I was paranoid it would gently caress up the main quest in some way.
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Jun 2, 2016 09:10
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The fact you can skip that is such a crime.
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Jun 2, 2016 10:10
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My favourite little thing in that little thing in games: The"magic spell" that Geralt uses is Elvish for "Hello you bloody human"
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Jun 2, 2016 10:49
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Strom Cuzewon posted:My favourite little thing in that little thing in games: e: My favorite thing in that game is Geralt's reaction to realizing that to get someone to help him, he'll have to do some fetch quest first. His sighing exasperation on "will you help me if I find your goat" during the Pellar's Princess quest is pretty great, especially how into saving Princess he gets when a bear shows up. Ravenfood has a new favorite as of 11:29 on Jun 2, 2016 |
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Jun 2, 2016 11:22
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Are the sex scenes in the witcher 3 better or worse than the strip clubs in GTA, i need to know for my scrapbook
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Jun 2, 2016 11:31
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like can i ignore all of them entirely like in dragon age or does the witcher need to turn the lady in to my newt iykwim
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Jun 2, 2016 11:32
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any time there is a sex scene just put your fingers in your ears and shout LA LA LA LA LA for about three minutes bam! no more sex scenes
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Jun 2, 2016 12:14
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yes, you can completely ignore the sex scenes with ins anely hot and cool sorceresses if ur a little bitch babby
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Jun 2, 2016 12:28
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thecluckmeme posted:like can i ignore all of them entirely like in dragon age or does the witcher need to turn the lady in to my newt iykwim You can play Geralt as completely celibate if you wish.
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Jun 2, 2016 13:38
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Lord Lambeth posted:You can play Geralt as completely celibate if you wish. That's like playing shepherd celibate though.
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Jun 2, 2016 13:40
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Jonathan Yeah! posted:That's like playing shepherd celibate though. It's probably like playing most characters as celibate. "Let's bone down." "No, thank you."
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Jun 2, 2016 13:46
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I play Shepard celibate. What am I meant to gently caress, the genetically engineered clone or the psycho or the tentacle monster or the racist or the plague victim or the grieving husband or the guy who died in an atomic explosion in 2007? I'll just go to the captain's quarters and jack off, thank you.
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Jun 2, 2016 13:57
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The girl who feeds your fish? There wasn't anything broken with her was there?
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Jun 2, 2016 14:04
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Witcher 3 is great because you get to wander around a house that used to be owned by a cheese wizard. There are quests everywhere, and at the very least they're entertaining, if not novel.
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Jun 2, 2016 14:20
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I was unfortunate to discover that MaleShep can romance Kaiden in the third game  Though I do have to congratulate the game designers for having the balls to pull something like that off.
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Jun 2, 2016 14:21
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You're supposed to bang the insanely cute lesbian in 3 obviously, it's like you people played completely different games
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Jun 2, 2016 14:21
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Inco posted:Witcher 3 is great because you get to wander around a house that used to be owned by a cheese wizard. There are quests everywhere, and at the very least they're entertaining, if not novel. I got so annoyed with Skyrim because of its lovely linear dungeons and endless generic fetch quests and interchangeable monster hunts. The Witch kept things fresh for a surprisinlgy long tine with some really bizarre poo poo. And a lot of them had you make a choice at the end rather than just go to A, do B, collect C. Made me feel like medieval Sherlock Holmes. Should I trust the man who is obviously hiding something but has a lot of coin, or the faceless zombie lady with the astonishingly long tongue who tried to kill me with pottery and rats and keeps screaming about vengeance?
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Jun 2, 2016 14:39
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Len posted:The girl who feeds your fish? There wasn't anything broken with her was there? Well, other than the fact that it's kind of creepy to bang your assistant.
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Jun 2, 2016 14:54
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I think it's creepy to bang your boss
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Jun 2, 2016 14:58
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Starhawk64 posted:I was unfortunate to discover that MaleShep can romance Kaiden in the third game One time I had a gay elf romp in Dragon Age and it was kinda cool that that was even an option but romance side quests are so dumb. KOTOR is the only game I can think of where it worked for me, as Bastila was a central part of the plot and your relationship influenced how the game ends. That and Saints Row 4
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Jun 2, 2016 15:03
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Starhawk64 posted:I was unfortunate to discover that MaleShep can't romance Garrus in all games 
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Jun 2, 2016 15:09
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muscles like this? posted:Well, other than the fact that it's kind of creepy to bang your assistant. She's also a Cerberus spy who was reporting on you IIRC.
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Jun 2, 2016 16:00
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bitterandtwisted posted:One time I had a gay elf romp in Dragon Age and it was kinda cool that that was even an option but romance side quests are so dumb. I like it for the roleplaying aspect, but could do without the awkward pg-13 sex scenes. ImpAtom posted:She's also a Cerberus spy who was reporting on you IIRC. Report 24-97B Subject sleeps with his assistants. Not cool, man.
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Jun 2, 2016 16:12
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Ravenfood posted:He tries to dispel a djinn by yelling "Go assfuck yourself" at it, too, iirc. The line delivery on his sigh when he realizes the bullshit he's about to have to do is amazing. The animation for it coupled with the voice acting really sells that Geralt just does not give a gently caress about this guy's problem, but needs his info.
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Len posted:The girl who feeds your fish? There wasn't anything broken with her was there? I think it was insinuated she brought some space STD on the ship?
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