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Every episode should end with him being forced to choose one of his white Ferraris to be left out in the rain for a day.
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There was one episode of Top Gear that had Chris Evans as the SIARPC. He talked about how he doesn't care much about cars, just likes the aesthetics of them. He specifically said he doesn't consider himself to be a "petrolhead".
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Jun 2, 2016 19:16
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captainOrbital posted:Tell that to the dudes with (W) next to their names. That's something that can be measured. Imagine the notation for conditions of the rallycross course. "Seven laps, so the jumps were lower" "No rain for 4 days, puddle was shallow" "first run of the day, so puddle edges are firm" "First run after track cleaning, good traction on paved sections" Versus "wet" or "Very wet"
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Jun 2, 2016 19:29
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Cojawfee posted:Every episode should end with him being forced to choose one of his white Ferraris to be left out in the rain for a day. This would be really good
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Jun 2, 2016 19:39
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TOP GEAR EXOTIC LOCATION SPECIAL LeBlanc (off): But just before we set off on the grueling trip, we spotted another surprise the producers had prepared... a back up car. *white Ferrari pulls into view behind some trees* Evans: *has actual aneurysm*
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Jun 2, 2016 20:01
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Only if you can hear the gears grinding as the intern tries to drive it. Edit: Oh man, if there's one thing they need to copy from old top gear, it is the "your beloved item is behind/at the end of the thing." Just so we can see Evans drop out of every challenge while screaming at every member of the crew to help with a tarp because some dirt might get on his white ferrari.
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Jun 2, 2016 20:14
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They should get with the times and capture the hottest current YouTube memes by crushing his ferraris with a hydraulic press.
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Jun 2, 2016 20:20
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projecthalaxy posted:They should get with the times and capture the hottest current YouTube memes by crushing his ferraris with a hydraulic press. Now that I'd watch.
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Jun 2, 2016 20:49
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Me too, for the Finnish guy pronouncing "Ferrari" alone.
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Jun 2, 2016 20:54
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My Lovely Horse posted:TOP GEAR EXOTIC LOCATION SPECIAL Yeah I'd definitely watch this.
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Jun 2, 2016 22:56
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For every 1000 complaints the BBC get on social media about Evans, a kid gets a free whack on his Ferraris with the stabby side of a hammer.
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Jun 2, 2016 23:14
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Lol white Ferrari collection. Nothing is more boring than a wealthy, off-the-rack Ferrari "fan."
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Jun 2, 2016 23:37
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No no, its okay. He keeps them all in an immaculate garage while he has an auto piano plays music for them and he never drives them. 1Its fine really. He's not your typical Ferrari fanboy.
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Jun 2, 2016 23:58
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I hope next week's show features a new recurring segment where Matt LeBlanc pushes Chris Evans to the ground and makes him eat a bug.
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Jun 3, 2016 00:01
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fyodor posted:Lol white Ferrari collection. Nothing is more boring than a wealthy, off-the-rack Ferrari "fan." Listen buddy, he appreciates them for their aesthetics
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Jun 3, 2016 00:17
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Chris Evans sucks and all but he's not exactly precious about his car collection. http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10529039.display/ that article posted:The BBC Radio 2 breakfast presenter and The One Show star joined by son Noah handed over the keys of seven Ferraris and five classic cars to strangers to raise more than £800,000 for Children in Need.
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Jun 3, 2016 00:25
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note: these cars did not belong to chris evans.
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Jun 3, 2016 00:36
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Who's cars are they then?  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356604/Petrolheads-chance-drive-Chris-Evanss-fleet-luxury-cars-bidding-800-000-Children-Need.html Meaningless words that have no power here posted:Cruising with Chris Evans: Petrolheads get chance to drive DJ's fleet of luxury cars after bidding £800,000 for Children in Need Quit making me defend Chris Evans
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Jun 3, 2016 00:48
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I am the puppetmaster and you dance for me.
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Jun 3, 2016 01:28
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projecthalaxy posted:I hope next week's show features a new recurring segment where Matt LeBlanc pushes Chris Evans to the ground and makes him eat a bug.
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Jun 3, 2016 02:03
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I would probably pay a lot of money for the chance to drive a 250 GT SWB and the chance to punch a dude that would paint an F40 white.
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Jun 3, 2016 02:09
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I haven't watched Top Gear in nearly a decade and had no idea there was a Chris Evans that wasn't Captain America, but the internet rage machine convinced me to watch this. This was the worst thing I've ever seen from a major TV production and this Chris Evans thing should be taken out behind the warehouse and Old Yeller'd.
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Jun 3, 2016 03:16
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Dear so-called fans of Top Gear, don't you remember he let James try his 250 GT California? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxWMYcPX27s
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Jun 3, 2016 07:22
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Yes, I think that's where the whole sentiment that he's precious about his cars comes from...
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Jun 3, 2016 11:41
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You guys are making it real hard for white Ferrari owners.
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Jun 3, 2016 13:38
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I finally watched the first episode of James May's The Reassembler last night. Incredibly entertaining considering it's an old man assembling an old lawnmower for a half hour.
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kimbo305 posted:You guys are making it real hard for white Ferrari owners. #whiteferrarismatter I thought the first episode showed a little potential, especially Leblanc. Interested to see eddie jordan take over as the third host this weekend, it was odd seeing only two.
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Jun 3, 2016 13:50
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I think the most telling thing about New New Top Gear (or is it New Old Top Gear?) is that I haven't watched the episode yet.
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Residency Evil posted:I think the most telling thing about New New Top Gear (or is it New Old Top Gear?) So Called Top Gear.
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Jun 3, 2016 15:50
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On the next series of James May's The Reassembler: Episode 1: A Ferrari 250 GT California Episode 2: A television executive's decision making apparatus. Episode 3: A showbiz career.
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Jun 3, 2016 16:43
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GutBomb posted:Yes, I think that's where the whole sentiment that he's precious about his cars comes from... to be honest, I would be protective of a car I payed over $10 million for
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Jun 3, 2016 17:36
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Alighieri posted:to be honest, I would be protective of a car I payed over $10 million for Yeah but then you have guys like Leno that have multi million dollar priceless cars that he drives all over the place. Or the lead singer for AC/DC who drives around Thunderguts as his daily.
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Jun 3, 2016 22:40
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Tide posted:Whats been the UK reception of the show, and in particular, LeBlanc? Today the reception in the UK has been upgraded to a zapruder film desconstruction of the background audience in freeze frame to re-construct failed jokes and determine conclusively that the show is using a laugh track that is edited in to cover for Evans' awful jokes. This is the headline story of a major tabloid (Yes, the one Clarkson writes for, why do you ask?). The second story below today's headline? Its gleefully piecing together the backstage crisis of confidence and infighting using nameless insiders: quote:An insider revealed: “Top Gear is the BBC’s most valuable show and the magic it had under Clarkson has gone. My dream has come true in that it has become a laughing stock and a punching bag. Couple that with universal condemnation on Twitter and there is no refuge left if the next episode's ratings tank hard from their starting figures.
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Jun 4, 2016 03:17
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KakerMix posted:Yeah but then you have guys like Leno that have multi million dollar priceless cars that he drives all over the place. Or the lead singer for AC/DC who drives around Thunderguts as his daily. FORMER lead singer for AC/DC. 
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fyodor posted:FORMER lead singer for AC/DC. They finally brought back Bon Scott I guess.
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Jun 4, 2016 03:42
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FROM THE DEAD!!!! 
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Jun 4, 2016 03:43
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I have no prior knowledge of Evans before TG (except his segment when he was a guest) and wow he is very very irritating. Le Blanc, Sabine and Reid could save it.
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Jun 4, 2016 04:21
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If he wouldn't yell all the time it might be slightly better. But slightly better is still terrible...
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Jun 4, 2016 09:45
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I dunno if its just me, but Extra Gear feels like an executive went "Well you filmed all this poo poo and it cost us money. You cant just leave it on the cutting room floor" so they whacked it into its own little offshoot. Its way more watchable than Top Gear tho cos I dont spend all my time wanting to peg the remote at an annoying pasty redheaded twatbag, but its still really not that engaging
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Humphreys posted:I have no prior knowledge of Evans before TG (except his segment when he was a guest) and wow he is very very irritating. Le Blanc, Sabine and Reid could save it. Reid? The third TV show host is going to be eddie jordan i thought.
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