THE FINALS: Game 1 - Cavs vs. Thunder WHOOPS LOL

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Who will Draymond Green kick in the nuts? This poll is closed.
Steven Adam again	37	13.12%
A referee	28	9.93%
LeBron James	31	10.99%
Matthew Dellavedova on the bench	53	18.79%
Dan Gilbert	33	11.70%
A random fan chosen between quarters	30	10.64%
Himself	34	12.06%
Mark Jackson	36	12.77%
Total:	103 votes

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Moxie: Aug 2, 2003

Jeez I better get this buzzer beater to Jefferson

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:12

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 03:44

Tae: Oct 24, 2010; Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

Cavs are going all-in on denying Curry the ball.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:12

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Draymond is playing well

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:12

Femur: Jan 10, 2004; I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

Klay and steph haven't even shown up yet.. And up 9. Sweep.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:13

de curry GOAT: Oct 23, 2005

the cavs are fine

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:13

Brolander: Oct 20, 2008; i am but a vessel

TheShazbot posted:

so lebron is a mustang, curry is a lovely prius?

a MUSTANG

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:13

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

What the gently caress was that poo poo sequence to end the half? loving hell Cavs.

shumpert panicked when he realized his hair was too big to shoot and he had to get rid of it

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:13

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

should I go to bed.

It doesnt look like CLE is in this one.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:14

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Bashez posted:

Cavs are doing pretty decent for how bad the referee shitstorm is.

Free throws are 11 for the Cavs and 2 for the dubs.

but :salt:

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:14

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Fewest points in a half for Curry and Thompson, still up 9

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:14

The Duggler: Feb 20, 2011; I do not hear you, I do not see you, I will not let you get into the Duggler's head with your bring-downs.

Shear Modulus posted:

shumpert panicked when he realized his hair was too big to shoot and he had to get rid of it

This but unironically

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:14

Brolander: Oct 20, 2008; i am but a vessel

i was thinking more along the lines of a koenigsegg or lambo, but yeah mustangs are pretty b a!!!

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:14

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Cavs are doing alright. People acting like this is game 7.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:14

E2M2: Mar 2, 2007; Ain't No Thang.

straight up brolic posted:

i like the beat steph curry up strategy

Every team does it after the Clippers figured it out

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:14

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

warcrimes posted:

Free throws are 11 for the Cavs and 2 for the dubs.

but

You are impressively stupid.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:15

Brolander: Oct 20, 2008; i am but a vessel

Rasta_Al posted:

Cavs are doing alright. People acting like this is game 7.

i consider this a learning experience for our finals virgins

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:15

Moxie: Aug 2, 2003

euphronius posted:

should I go to bed.

It doesnt look like CLE is in this one.

No stay for Lue's signature brilliant coaching adjustment

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:15

Tae: Oct 24, 2010; Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

I'm so glad ref chat is back full-force

And a side helping of player injury threats as well. What a nice, lovely family.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:16

Lockback: Sep 3, 2006; All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

warcrimes posted:

Free throws are 11 for the Cavs and 2 for the dubs.

but

GSW is outplaying the Cavs, but there have been more bad calls against Cleveland than the Warriors. I don't think the score is too out of whack though.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:16

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

SamuraiFoochs posted:

You are impressively stupid.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:16

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Moxie posted:

No stay for Lue's signature brilliant coaching adjustment

good point lol

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:16

E2M2: Mar 2, 2007; Ain't No Thang.

Steph and Klay looked like poo poo, still up. Cavs lucky they are in the game.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:16

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

this is what happens when you tell lebron to shut the gently caress up and dont let him coach

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:16

Death By The Blues: Oct 30, 2011

Is anyone else in Canada watching the bizarre half committed Tim and Eric-esque fantasy golf league commercial. The acting...

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:16

Brolander: Oct 20, 2008; i am but a vessel

oh god i have to listen to jalen loving rose

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:16

Lockback: Sep 3, 2006; All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Whelp Paul Pierce, don't retire yet.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:16

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

PP got to work on his voice

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:16

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

should i continue watching or play some more demon's souls i left off after beating maneater

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:17

The Duggler: Feb 20, 2011; I do not hear you, I do not see you, I will not let you get into the Duggler's head with your bring-downs.

Paul Pierce probably shouldn't be on TV

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:17

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

pierce going to get hauled out of the studio with laryngitis, make miraculous comeback for postgame show

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:17

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Does Doug Collins use one of those four color pens

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:17

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

Cool, G-Eazy is a halftime 200% appropriate for the crowd.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:17

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Whoa Paul Pierce absolutely shook speaking in front of these cameras whoa

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:17

Bashez: Jul 19, 2004

warcrimes posted:

Free throws are 11 for the Cavs and 2 for the dubs.

but

That difference would be much larger with more accurate calls.

I'm cheering for the Warriors.

Edit: Sort of. I want the Warriors to win because I think they're the best team.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:17

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

halftime reading

https://twitter.com/NYMag/status/738544546691309568?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:18

Lockback: Sep 3, 2006; All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Sage Steele and Jalen Rose vs Doug Collins and Paul Pierce in a 2 on 2 make-it-take-it tournament, who wins?

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:19

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

Brolander posted:

oh god i have to listen to jalen loving rose

That's why instead of watching the halftime show I went to take a giant poo poo.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:19

PantsFreeZone: May 31, 2013; by Nyc_Tattoo

posting late in an Epic THREAD

thanks for doing this again, Crazy Ted

please never die

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:19

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Paul Pierce sounds like he's reading his 3rd grade book report

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:19

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 03:44

Brolander: Oct 20, 2008; i am but a vessel

Vertical Lime posted:

halftime reading

https://twitter.com/NYMag/status/738544546691309568?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

id like to read this article about sexism in sports bbut im too busy jerking my freaking dick to hot rear end doris burke

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:19

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