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dogs named Charlie
Apr 5, 2009

by exmarx
No, he's the guy who got beat with an upturned bowling trophy or something by some neighborhood thugs.

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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Does it really matter which way the bowling trophy was turned if it's being used to beat someone?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Does it really matter which way the bowling trophy was turned if it's being used to beat someone?

If it was being shoved up someone's rear end it would definitely matter which way it was turned but I guess that's true of most things.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Schadenfreude Thread: Does it really matter which way the bowling trophy was turned if it's being used to beat someone?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


What is wrong with that man's hazmat suit? And why does he have a hat on it?

e: actually that's a really good rant, and now I feel bad for making fun of his silly headgear.

Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 14:47 on Jun 3, 2016

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?


I want to believe.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

TontoCorazon posted:

Chopped or shredded beef with american cheese and lettuce and tomato.

New York truly is a cultural wasteland.

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

Roro posted:

:barf:
I want to believe.


lol what the gently caress

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEJ1UTzaJ4A

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Pope Corky the IX posted:

Does it really matter which way the bowling trophy was turned if it's being used to beat someone?

Ah, but it does. Since the top, actual trophy part is usually just shiny plastic, it doesn't have a lot of weight and it's brittle. The base, however, is usually some kind of heavy stone. So if you want to beat someone with your bowling trophy, hold it upside down. You'll get a lot more impact that way.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Shoulda tried using a Ford

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Random Stranger posted:

Ah, but it does. Since the top, actual trophy part is usually just shiny plastic, it doesn't have a lot of weight and it's brittle. The base, however, is usually some kind of heavy stone. So if you want to beat someone with your bowling trophy, hold it upside down. You'll get a lot more impact that way.

Okay, now tell me how to fight a bear.

Kruller
Feb 20, 2004

It's time to restore dignity to the Farnsworth name!

wayfinder posted:

Shoulda tried using a Ford

:boom:

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

wayfinder posted:

Shoulda tried using a Ford

:golfclap:

E:
http://i.imgur.com/199Inwn.webm

ro5s has a new favorite as of 19:25 on Jun 3, 2016

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




my hero

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

http://i.imgur.com/L5Z6eqX.gifv

bad news bareback
Jan 16, 2009

Hyperlynx posted:

What is wrong with that man's hazmat suit? And why does he have a hat on it?

It's a character he plays.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I got attacked by one of those birds when I was 16. They can be loving vicious when upset.

Klaus Kinski
Nov 26, 2007
Der Klaus

Peanut President posted:

New York truly is a cultural wasteland.
Google chopped cheese and there's enough material to hate hipsters for ages.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Centripetal Horse posted:

That was a great line, and perfectly delivered. I'm still laughing at it.

Are you the dude who wrote a story about having all your teeth ripped out, or am I mixing you up with someone else?

My infamy lives on

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010


This is delicious. I want to print out every frame and eat them.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

MorphineMike
Nov 4, 2010

Is that kangaroo autistic?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97du1N7Znb0

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

I'm just a memory, I can't give you any new information.

Unfunny Poster posted:

Nah, they got lost when I left that site. It's unfortunate but here's the thread on the official forums where they mostly acted butthurt over it for 40 some pages: https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/68600/article-by-themittani-com-exploring-star-citizen-s-grey-market

Edit - The best bit was the guy demanding I cross post the entire article onto CIG's forum for him because he refused to go to the site to read it and then the mods telling him to shut up with his constant demanding of that.

Everywhere you touch on the internet someone gets angry. Never change, mittens.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

MorphineMike posted:

Is that kangaroo autistic?

:thurman:

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

MorphineMike posted:

Is that kangaroo autistic?

Hah! Nice. :hfive:

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~


THIS IS MY HOLE, IT WAS MADE FOR MEOW

Fragmented
Oct 7, 2003

I'm not ready =(


Stop posting my GTAV mistakes!

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

How to get rid of Mormons. Sic your dinosaur on them.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The schadenfreude is on me. When my parrot sees something he doesn’t like, he attacks me.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

And that reminds me of this


And the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDPCPr0t6uU

WhiteyTheGrouch
Dec 26, 2012
There are better ways to make sure priceless clocks are at right at least twice a day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVhSjdDYjgA

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
Wow, are people suddenly destroying exhibits at museums and zoos at an alarming rate, or is that reporting bias? That guy fussed with that clock for like a whole minute before tanking it, he had tons of time to realize he was making a bad choice. Ugh

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I'm not a car fancier or anything, are these all super expensive sports cars that got dumped?

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Yes, they are were very nice cars.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

fizzymercy posted:

Wow, are people suddenly destroying exhibits at museums and zoos at an alarming rate, or is that reporting bias? That guy fussed with that clock for like a whole minute before tanking it, he had tons of time to realize he was making a bad choice. Ugh

I dunno if it's a cultural thing or what, but there have been a crapton of asians (chinese I think?) who have been loving up stuff in museums and historical sites lately. That dude with the clock, some kid engraving his name on some egyptian ruins a few months back, hell I think a kid tackled some zootopia legoland statue a few days ago. I think the government actually came out with a rule list for when you are in other countries because apparently no one knows how to act.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

fizzymercy posted:

Wow, are people suddenly destroying exhibits at museums and zoos at an alarming rate, or is that reporting bias? That guy fussed with that clock for like a whole minute before tanking it, he had tons of time to realize he was making a bad choice. Ugh

As a child, I jumped up and down on a very weighing scales at a museum, and it stopped working. I moved away and said nothing. Several years later, I stepped on the scale again and it was still not working. I felt incredibly guilty after the initial incident.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I'm not a car fancier or anything, are these all super expensive sports cars that got dumped?

They cost lots of money, yes.

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TrenceJ
Jul 2, 2007
Mmmmm, Pac Dots

ElGroucho posted:

Gawker were a bunch of hypocrites, refusing to post young celeb debutante hacked pics, but pretty much putting Hulkamania porn on the front page, brother

Gawker said a bunch of things that probably made the jury give them the legal flying knee drop

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