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Fetch quest, get less decrepit.
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Jun 6, 2016 05:00
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I take it back. Burn the witch.
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Jun 6, 2016 05:19
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Of course she doesn't want to screw us, she already has a skeleton in her. Speaking of, we should liberate it from it's fleshy prison and date that.
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Jun 6, 2016 05:29
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haul that cauldron on your decrepit rear end through the summer heat
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Jun 6, 2016 06:43
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i heard at the time of writing this mr skull had some opinions on carly fiorina as ceo of hewlett packard something about making printer drivers too large to download on 52k
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Jun 6, 2016 06:55
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COME ON GUYS are we a lichlord or a bitchlord?! > Burn the Witch (with a super-sick dis)
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Jun 6, 2016 08:07
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:(with a super-sick dis) "Your aunt did always say you had trouble raising bones"
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Jun 6, 2016 09:24
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so are we going to drop everything and do the fetch quest like a bunch of goony goons? if so are we going to stay overnight or go immediately so that she knows we're keen?
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Jun 6, 2016 09:40
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The only thing I learned from Nicholas cage is to say YES to every offer.
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Jun 6, 2016 09:51
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We'll do it, but not now. We're off the clock. We'll also need something we can use to carry multiple items.
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Jun 6, 2016 10:02
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:so are we going to drop everything and do the fetch quest like a bunch of goony goons? Fetch Quest for epic lootz. Do it now cause we don't need no sleep.
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Jun 6, 2016 10:06
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Well even if we don't complete the fetch quest we can still meet up with auntie whassername. Besides maybe the cauldron makes a cool torso
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Jun 6, 2016 10:21
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fetch the quest.
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Jun 6, 2016 12:23
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RandomPauI posted:We'll do it, but not now. We're off the clock. We'll also need something we can use to carry multiple items. This one. The fire can wait.
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Jun 6, 2016 12:34
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Aggie's crypt is somewhere to the south of the tower, a few days' walk away, and going directly there will mean ditching your union droogs and bypassing bilgeton altogether. I should have posted the map that came with this but it's been systematically ripped out of every copy of the book in existence for reasons I don't fathom.
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Jun 6, 2016 13:49
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:Aggie's crypt is somewhere to the south of the tower, a few days' walk away, and going directly there will mean ditching your union droogs and bypassing bilgeton altogether. I should have posted the map that came with this but it's been systematically ripped out of every copy of the book in existence for reasons I don't fathom. Two Fisted Steve strikes again!
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Jun 6, 2016 14:07
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Jun 6, 2016 14:48
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:I should have posted the map that came with this but it's been systematically ripped out of every copy of the book in existence for reasons I don't fathom. Those promotional map posters had to come from somewhere.
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Jun 6, 2016 14:49
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vortmax posted:I take it back. Burn the witch. Norwegian Wood -- a classic, charming Beatles tune wherein John Lennon sings soulfully about burning down a woman's house after she refused to sleep with him
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Jun 6, 2016 14:49
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lol if having ever played one of these games you think you're not going to get your rear end kicked in for burning that house down. I'll post the bad ending along with whatever we decide to do.
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Jun 6, 2016 15:22
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:The only thing I learned from Nicholas cage is to say YES to every offer.
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Jun 6, 2016 15:29
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Yes to fetchDinosaurmageddon posted:Unfortunately decrepit skeletons aren't capable of shimmying nearly as well as their more able-jointed brethren. Edit: I think the decrepit is a secret starter equipment that let us auto succeed a lot of things for keeping it.
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Jun 6, 2016 16:59
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We could use some more essence. Can we summon the demon Netflixthras and chill--or something--to regain any?
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Jun 6, 2016 17:56
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I think if you go to bilgeton later anyway things are... different so this could get interesting. Plus who knows, maybe we'll see our union buddies somewhere else!
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Jun 6, 2016 17:58
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Random Axis posted:We could use some more essence. Can we summon the demon Netflixthras and chill--or something--to regain any? Staying overnight is a full recovery. It's the last time the game is nice to us. Poland Spring posted:I think if you go to bilgeton later anyway things are... different so this could get interesting. Plus who knows, maybe we'll see our union buddies somewhere else! yep and yep. So as far as I can tell we'll stay overnight (on the couch), and set off in the morning to get a
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Jun 6, 2016 18:04
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:Staying overnight is a full recovery. It's the last time the game is nice to us. The Union skeles can be trusted to make their own way, but be sure to give them their guilders back to pay their dues once they get to Bilgeton.
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Jun 6, 2016 18:27
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:Aggie's crypt is somewhere to the south of the tower, a few days' walk away, and going directly there will mean ditching your union droogs and bypassing bilgeton altogether. I should have posted the map that came with this but it's been systematically ripped out of every copy of the book in existence for reasons I don't fathom. To be fair, skeletons have no need for maps.
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Jun 6, 2016 21:34
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We are clearly the hippest skeleton in the house. Spend the night and get our boogie on with some disco cause we don't need no dame to have fun.
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Jun 7, 2016 00:14
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Can we still be effected by drug use? If so I say we look through the witches stash and see what we can get a hold of.
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Jun 7, 2016 00:47
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Can we still be effected by drug use? If so I say we look through the witches stash and see what we can get a hold of. i already scanned the pages, just preparing the update!  In answer to your question - yes, just like in sword of the bastard elf potions are dangerous and unreliable things that can ruin your entire day, but as a skeleton we're not as affected by them. There are pages of pointless rules for what happens if you go around eating pixies and quaffing potions. In an unrelated matter, I'd better scan in the pages for what happens when you go around eating pixies
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Jun 7, 2016 00:53
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Gonna eat dem pixies.
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Jun 7, 2016 01:15
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:I'd better scan in the pages for what happens when you go around eating pixies That triggers the "wave of mutilation", right?
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Jun 7, 2016 01:24
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I Greyhound posted:That triggers the "wave of mutilation", right? among other things! on the plus side it's a great way to get lots of limbs or pixies in your army if you want pixies in your army  191 - complete!  We decide not to be a creep. Despite what I said earlier I didn't have time to scan in the bad ending but maybe I'll get a chance later. It includes a picture of a very dapper skeleton going his own way. he is wearing a fedora In the meantime we turn to 265:  We regain 50 ESSENCE, putting us roughly back where we started from. We've finished the first leg of the journey and are heading into the middle section now - Bilgeton or the route around the city is the second act. We have chosen to go get the cauldron so we'll leave our skelefriends in the lurch and make a beeline for either the Tower or the crypt - 250:  ugh We're at a fork in the road. I think i recall there's a bunch of goblins in the hills and pixies in the swamps but I'm not 100% on it. I'll dig around for the scrap I need to make this work while y'all have a think about it. Here's the adventure sheet: 
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Jun 7, 2016 01:51
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We got a barrel to hide, so dumb Goblin Good god did a dog tear through this book in the past? And is that blood on your page?  It makes everything legit ancient as hell and I love it!
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Jun 7, 2016 02:16
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Let's liberate some Pixie skeletons.
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Jun 7, 2016 02:49
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It's really funny tricking the pixies into buying your "elf coins" (just leaves off a tree) and then paying them back with their own money to launch a suicidal charge, but I haven't seen the goblin path, so I pick go toward the bog.
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Jun 7, 2016 03:17
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What happens if we eat an elf? Are the effects better or worst than downing a few pixies?
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Jun 7, 2016 03:41
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poisonpill posted:It's really funny tricking the pixies into buying your "elf coins" (just leaves off a tree) and then paying them back with their own money to launch a suicidal charge, but I haven't seen the goblin path, so I pick go toward the bog. lets go see the goblin king's bulge
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vortmax posted:Let's liberate some Pixie skeletons. I don't think I ever got to this part but I definitely remember reading through the minion cards. If your resurrect these guys you can launch them like hefty hallucinogenic lawn darts.
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