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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
From :ortiz: happy Mom Royal Day, america

https://vine.co/v/irWe03pbKwv

https://vine.co/v/irWiHvjnbar

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TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016

LobsterMobster posted:

From :ortiz: happy Mom Royal Day, america

https://vine.co/v/irWe03pbKwv



Speaking of Tito Ortiz's broken family, I was bummed because I couldn't Tito's affliction commentary video a few weeks ago and I found this gem from his hall of fame induction speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRAzvfWKK-U&t=522s

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Tito's family couldn't possibly be as broken as his english

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

TheUltimateDoofus posted:

Speaking of Tito Ortiz's broken family, I was bummed because I couldn't Tito's affliction commentary video a few weeks ago and I found this gem from his hall of fame induction speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRAzvfWKK-U&t=522s

Commas are pronounced "of course."

fatherdog posted:

Tito's family couldn't possibly be as broken as his english

I wanna tell me, what you see, let's go ahead and see it by the fight, what you saw, in the ring.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

fatherdog posted:

Tito's family couldn't possibly be as broken as his english

Dunno. Watching Jenna Jameson take pulls off a wine bottle she stashed behind the bed kinda takes the cake.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

pretty cool

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
https://twitter.com/CPyles8/status/737824900828823552

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
So is that what they mean by funky wrestling?

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
another banger from fedor along the lines of "people only criticise the annexation of crimea because every country on earth except russia is fascist" http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/31/11818726/fedor-emelianenko-meldonium-scandal-manifestation-anti-russian-policy-putin-mma

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTGaSHKSCSs

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
better than the $1 million Aldo vs McGregor commercial

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Pantsmen vs Nopantsmen

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist



im extremely ready for this s hit, let's go manbaohaao

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Shamwow Shamhalaev got shot in Dagestan, bringing our MMA tragedy number to 5 this month

Chrom1um
Dec 31, 2005
Come and join my doomsday cult!

I came here to post that. Puts most UFC promos to shame.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

In Dagestani MMA news apparently two dudes ran up to once-upon-a-time-pretty-cool-dude Shahbulat Shamhalaev in a restaurant and shot him five times for Reasons and he's currently in intensive care sans a kidney.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Kimbo's in the hospital and it's bad

http://m.tmz.com/#article/2016/06/06/kimbo-slice-hospitalized-in-florida/

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Koscheck isn't fighting Paul Daley anymore. Dude's probably done.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

drat first ali and now kimbo .. 2016 sucks

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Lloyd Boner posted:

drat first ali and now kimbo .. 2016 sucks

two of the greatest fighters and promoters, for sure

TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016
heaven's barbecue is about to get a new toughest guy at it

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
rumor is that he has passed - this plus dada is real bad look for the entire sport

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

origami posted:

rumor is that he has passed - this plus dada is real bad look for the entire sport

everytime someone says something is bad for the sport of mma, i feel the need to say "no, IT IS the sport of mma"

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I joked a bunch of times with friends about what other freakshow fights Bellator would put Kimbo in, and wondered if he'd pick up a long enough win streak to get a title fight given the goofiness of Bellator's Heavyweight Division.

Farewell, Kimbo. :smith:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


DumbWhiteGuy posted:

everytime someone says something is bad for the sport of mma, i feel the need to say "no, IT IS the sport of mma"

I can't remember another fight in the sport's history where both competitors in a fight legally died shortly after their fight

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
https://twitter.com/BillyCorben/status/740008034982756353

How is Billy Corben as a source?

If this is real, RIP =(


e: I got a picture of the tweet before it was deleted.

Electric Lady fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Jun 7, 2016

TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016
he's probably just napping. TMZ will get a call from him whenever he wakes up and sees the reports.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Electric Lady posted:

https://twitter.com/BillyCorben/status/740008034982756353

How is Billy Corben as a source?

If this is real, RIP =(

Deleted!

Billy Corben works for TNA and they used to be in good with Bellator - but that was years before he joined up when they were both on Spike.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

origami posted:

rumor is that he has passed - this plus dada is real bad look for the entire sport sideshow fights on Bellator dangerously out of shape athletes.

This is why a Masters division of MMA is a terrible idea.

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
drat it, I should have learned by now to take pictures of tweets.

Here is a more trustworthy source, however.

https://twitter.com/mauroranallo/status/740012231610359809




:smith:

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
Truly, Dada5000 vs. Kimbo Slice was a deathmatch for the century.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Luigi Thirty posted:

Deleted!

Billy Corben works for TNA and they used to be in good with Bellator - but that was years before he joined up when they were both on Spike.

That's Billy Corbin, I thought.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

That's Billy Corgan, actually. Too many Billys.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Despite all my rage, I'm still three guys and a cage

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Rip kimbo....😭😭😭

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


drat

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/AmericanTopTeam/status/740013805615218692

Think that truly confirms it.

Just sad to hear that.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
yeah, that sucks. Kimbo seemed like a good dude and was a good character to have in MMA.

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Someone find the footage of WillieDee sneaking onto a Miami-bound plane with a giant bottle labeled, "POISON."

For real though, Kimbo seemed like a nice guy on TUF and it sucks for his family that he just up and died suddenly.

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