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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Miami seems like a cool town to fight bums or smoke meth under an underpass.

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Blistex posted:

Ali must have had an easy time. Kimbo moved slower than the Gorn in Star Trek.

Hate to break it to you but Kimbo probably could have beaten Ali in a fight last week.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Bip Roberts posted:

Little angel passed too soon. Greatest fighter of all time.

Wait, I thought Ali was the best fighter.

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
Lol I always thought a 280 lb roided out black dude who got famous for fighting ppl 100 lbs smaller with zero experience was the funniest poo poo ppl praised him like he was truly talented lmbo

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
i wanted to be an action star named Akimbo Slice

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

who

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Iron Prince posted:

*flips a coin into a well*

Dear mr. D'Arby,

Please do not kill nefarious 2.0 yet.

Love,
SA FORUM POSTER IRON PRINCE

thanks pal. let's get a root beer

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

what?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

rip kimbo nice
choked on a clit while 69ing chyna

is this true? :eyepop:

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

fyodor posted:

is this true? :eyepop:

yea

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
He's beating the eyeballs out of people up in heaven

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
Do you think he went heaven or hell???

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
he went to the octagon of purgatory

one man's heaven is another man's hell is another man's heaven

Zooey Dave Chapelle
Oct 27, 2013
What a dick! R.I.P. hallow be thy name or whatever but he coulda waited a while since we JUST lost Ali and now everyones gona be talking about the bum fights guy. booo!

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Remember that time Kimbo got beat up and was crying even though he was like 1,000,000 times bigger than his opponent.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Bip Roberts posted:

He's a reenactment of what happened tonight if the pink haired dude was kimbo's arota and kimbo was his hearts ability to continue to pump blood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl6ilMpq8hQ

Do you think he got paid to take a fall there? I mean dude literally fell down and did nothing.

Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014
And yet Dan Quinn is somehow still alive.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Bip Roberts posted:

He's a reenactment of what happened tonight if the pink haired dude was kimbo's arota and kimbo was his hearts ability to continue to pump blood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl6ilMpq8hQ

Skill game

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Do you think he got paid to take a fall there? I mean dude literally fell down and did nothing.

He slipped. In MMA a slip is a decisive match ending event.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

ElectricSheep posted:

drat, his kids went to the first school i taught at

welp thats my attempt to feel relevant here

Print this thread out and read it to the kid's class as a sign of condolence.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
We will never see him fight Charlie Bronson now.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Do you think he got paid to take a fall there? I mean dude literally fell down and did nothing.

this is hard for a goon to bewlieve i know but in fights you cant always break out your kung fu skills and then shoot the guy in the kneecaps

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

God help you if you don't love the KIMBOPLEX.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Robo Reagan posted:

this is hard for a goon to bewlieve i know but in fights you cant always break out your kung fu skills and then shoot the guy in the kneecaps

Look, he walked up to his opponent and pretty much just bowed down in front, gets hit a couple times and the ref is like, "That's it, he can't handle no more"

What bullshit. Kimbo got paid to take a fall on that fight.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

rip kickball slice
sat on an airpump and blew up like yaphet kotto in live and let die

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
that's a wrap

*spins watch*

r.i.p.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
You guys think Kimbo could take John Cena

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Or the undertaker?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

rip kickball slice
sat on an airpump and blew up like yaphet kotto in live and let die

Whoa I hadn't heard this!!!!

client
Aug 19, 2010

it's a shame that he will never be able to reprise his role as main prison rapist in Blood and Bone 2. rip kimbo, shanking buttholes in heaven now

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
A bench in southern florida must be crafted in his memory.

We will put, "In memory of Kimbo Slice, 'DIS HOW A NIGGA EAT!' -Kimbo"

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Bip Roberts posted:

Miami seems like a cool town to fight bums or smoke meth under an underpass.

How do you do anything under an UNDERpass?

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
One of my best memories of my drinking years is sitting at my buddy's apartment throwing back Negra Modelo in beer tasting glasses (we called it beer shots and we could kill a six pack in an hour doing this) and thumbing through channels on his ancient, tiny, tube tv in his kitchen. One day we stumbled on UFC, somehow, on some weird broadcast tv channel. We heard "Ken Shamrock v Kimbo Slice" and broke out the whiskey and settled in for a good fight. Then the little turd with the pink hair was announced and it was all "Oh poo poo that kid is gonna get slaughtered!"
Then karateman annihilated Kimbo and there was much hooting and hollering in that apartment. After the fight Kimbo said "We're all going to the same after party so it's all good!"

Truly a King of Fighters.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
I hooked up with a girl on a night out because she was running around screaming "KIMBOOOO!" and I was the only person who knew who she was talking about.

Thanks, Kimbo.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
op aint playin http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/07/sport/kimbo-slice-death/

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Sheep-Goats posted:

He slipped. In MMA a slip is a decisive match ending event.

It wasn't even a slip, he got straight up rocked by a counter jab

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Could Kimbo take Goku in a fight?

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The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Grody posted:

Lol I always thought a 280 lb roided out black dude who got famous for fighting ppl 100 lbs smaller with zero experience was the funniest poo poo ppl praised him like he was truly talented lmbo

I won 100 dollars off that 8 second fight from some dude who thought that those UFC guys "trained in a gym and didn't know poo poo about real street fighting".

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Do you think he got paid to take a fall there? I mean dude literally fell down and did nothing.

UFC stood to gain a shitload more money from Slice winning than they did Petruzelli.

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