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ok we can start the meeting... can everyone hear me? no? how about now? the slides stopped advancing, maybe try restarting powerpoint??? *crunch crunch crunch* please make sure if you're on the *dog barks* line you're muted unless you want to *crunch* talk ok apparently the branch office cant hear me anymore...
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 19:22 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 17:29 |
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*screeching audio feedback*
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 19:23 |
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*webex client crashes without warnign*
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 19:23 |
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sorry i guess my mic was muted, starting over
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 19:24 |
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Ok, so who is in the line so far? *i am knocked backwards as 18 voices shout simultaneously*
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 19:26 |
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If you have a really thick accent please be sure to put yourself on speakerphone and speak as fast as you possibly can, thanks
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 19:27 |
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type in chat if youre here
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 19:27 |
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bump
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 19:32 |
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http://conferencecall.biz/
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 19:35 |
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remember the horror website that randomly plays teleconference sentences and um idk there were some pictures that floated around. or maybe vectors. a place of existential dread. pretend i posted that. e: lol yes
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 19:37 |
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TOO REAL
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 20:01 |
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ok we're going to get started here hi everyone how-*boopBEEP* Hi who joined? Hi John we were just getting started. Ok as i was sa-*boopBEEP* Hi who joined? Hello? Who j-oh hi Bob how's it going no it's ok we were just starting. First topi-*boopBEEP* Hi who join-*boopBEEPboopBEEP*-ed? Fred...Jane. Hi. Someone else? Did someone else join? Ok anyway let's just st-*boopBEEP*
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 20:10 |
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"Click here to start meeting" *Click* "If you are the host, please login to start:" *Login* *Redirect* "Click here to start meeting" Repeat ad infinitum
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 21:53 |
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WELCOME TO BLUEJEANS
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 21:55 |
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jammyozzy posted:"Click here to start meeting" *browser spews out a hot, steaming load of java, flash, and activex in your face*
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 22:42 |
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everyone just use these https://www.google.com/work/chrome/devices/for-meetings/ lol if you conference at 8khz just lol
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 22:43 |
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:everyone just use these https://www.google.com/work/chrome/devices/for-meetings/ i was completely unaware that this was even a thing google had i'm giving it another year before google completely squanders everything good they've done with chromeos
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 22:52 |
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jammyozzy posted:"Click here to start meeting" "Click here to start meeting" *Click* *Redirects* "Your meeting is scheduled for 11:35 AM. Please come back then." *Refresh at 11:35 AM* "Your meeting is scheduled for 11:35 AM. Please come back then." *Refresh at 11:36 AM* "Your meeting is scheduled for 11:35 AM. Please come back then."
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 23:41 |
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SO DEMANDING posted:ok we're going to get started here hi everyone how-*boopBEEP* Hi who joined? Hi John we were just getting started. Ok as i was sa-*boopBEEP* Hi who joined? Hello? Who j-oh hi Bob how's it going no it's ok we were just starting. First topi-*boopBEEP* Hi who join-*boopBEEPboopBEEP*-ed? Fred...Jane. Hi. Someone else? Did someone else join? Ok anyway let's just st-*boopBEEP* *BEEPboop* did someone just join? I've worked here for 5 years and i still can't tell the difference between the join beep and the leave beep, so I'll keep asking to dead air for another minute or so, thought i heard a beep did someone just join? anyone that just joined? ... ok so as i was say*boopBEEP* "hey sorry this is jeff again i just switched phones*
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 00:35 |
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can't they just use discord or something
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 00:39 |
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I wondered why the meetings were so bad. And then I visited our supplier. They are using a Beats pill speaker, connected to a cell phone, and Skype for Business. And they have to pass the phone around when it's each person's turn to talk. gently caress youuuuuuu
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 03:16 |
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WELCOME TO THE TELECONFERENCE SERVICE. PLEASE ENTER YOUR ACCESS CODE. FOLLOWED BY THE POUND SIGN. THERE ARE...FOUR...PARTICIPANTS ON YOUR CALL, INCLUDING YOU. YOU ARE JOINING YOUR CONFERENCE AS A PARTICIPANT. FOR A MENU OF AVAILABLE COMMANDS, PRESS STAR POUND *BOOP BEEP*
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 04:45 |
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:everyone just use these https://www.google.com/work/chrome/devices/for-meetings/ LOOK AT THE BOXEE REMOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOXEE FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 05:17 |
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the meeting cannot be started at this time. please try again later.
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 05:40 |
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chrome for meetings is legit good which is why it will probably be abandoned
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 08:34 |
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"Everyone please mute your phones!" *BoopBEEP* *BoopBEEP* *BoopBEEP* *BoopBEEP* *BoopBEEP* *BoopBEEP* *BoopBEEP* "Ok so first of all does anyone have any comments on the new proposal? Anyone? No one has any comments?"
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 12:17 |
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"Please hold while we wait to start your call." *Ear-buggering sound of terrible 30 second muzak clips farted down a VOIP line*
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 20:52 |
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SO DEMANDING posted:ok we're going to get started here hi everyone how-*boopBEEP* Hi who joined? Hi John we were just getting started. Ok as i was sa-*boopBEEP* Hi who joined? Hello? Who j-oh hi Bob how's it going no it's ok we were just starting. First topi-*boopBEEP* Hi who join-*boopBEEPboopBEEP*-ed? Fred...Jane. Hi. Someone else? Did someone else join? Ok anyway let's just st-*boopBEEP* *meeting has been going for 23 minutes* HI THIS IS TED SHITFUCKER I JUST JOINED
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 21:12 |
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Cat Face Joe posted:*meeting has been going for 23 minutes* the only good thing about working in live entertainment is most ppl know theatre etiquette so if theyre late they know to just sneak in when appropriate.
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 21:22 |
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A Pinball Wizard posted:"Everyone please mute your phones!" *someone hits hold* *muzak plays* "DAMMIT NOT AGAIN"
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 21:28 |
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*cat meow*
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 22:09 |
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*deafening roar of wind and traffic from someone taking the call in a convertible or at a highway rest stop*
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 22:27 |
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*person joins using laptop instead of phone but has wrong audio input source selected so its quiet and full of feedback all at the same time*
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 00:00 |
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You stare into the abyss. The abyss stares back. If your are the abyss leader, please press star, now.
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 00:35 |
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*leaves email open full screen when starting WebEx* *Everyone else squints trying read subject lines looking for juicy gossip*
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:25 |
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French Canadian posted:I wondered why the meetings were so bad. lol
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:42 |
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Triglav posted:"Click here to start meeting"
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 02:25 |
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does this clusterfuck of a thread count as an online meeting?
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 10:27 |
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i just canceled the weekly 10pm webex meeting i host because i'd rather go to hong kong to hang out with irl friends
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 10:44 |
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hold on while I install this plugin [five minutes pass] oh I guess it doesn't work in this browser, let me try firefox [five minutes pass]
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 12:07 |