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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:I forget, is the 'caca-daemon' Easter egg in this book or one of the others? there are more demon-related jokes in "Forge of the Cocksmith", demons are kind of incidental to this one unless we go full summoner (this is the one with the cacademon though, it's closer to a dog egg than an easter egg)
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I feel bad we didn't get our skeleton buddies unionized, they will never know a fair days work for a fair wage now.
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spacejew posted:I feel bad we didn't get our skeleton buddies unionized, they will never know a fair days work for a fair wage now. Yeah we are fairly loving monstrous and will likely get kicked out of the union.
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Jun 8, 2016 15:52
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Stealing dues is pretty bad. We could be our already.
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Jun 8, 2016 15:59
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Gridlocked posted:Yeah we are fairly loving monstrous and will likely get kicked out of the union. Outrail posted:Stealing dues is pretty bad. We could be our already. Unless you break the rule about dehumanizing the book will let you know if the union has kicked you out, so just take it easy! Those guys'll be fine I'm sure.
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Jun 8, 2016 16:07
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Take the Caco-nut: I see no downside! Stay a union skelly the oppression from 190 should be enough to fire up the remnant of our soul and keep a crew around.
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Jun 8, 2016 16:29
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Take Caco-nut, raise all other demons, stay in good standing with union. We ain't no filthy scab.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:10
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I dont know posted:Take Caco-nut, raise all other demons, stay in good standing with union. We ain't no filthy scab. This seems to be the general idea, so if there aren't any objections we can do that. Next question : what now? These corpses didn't make themselves and there's some kind of fracas going on ahead.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:12
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I guess we go find out, have our follower actually help us in combat this time.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:58
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:Unless you break the rule about dehumanizing What does the union have against facing to bloodshed?
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Jun 8, 2016 18:00
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Can we become a monsterous corporate overlord who goes against the union?
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Random Hajile posted:What does the union have against facing to bloodshed? Non-humanoid skeletons belong to the Giants, Abominations, Yugoloths, Basilisks, Oni, and Invisibles Union, or "G.A.Y.B.O.I." Union for short. Edit: Not to be confused with the Fungi, Ungulaters, Cockatrices, Krackens, Bodaks, Owlbears, and Irredeemables Guild. Who What Now fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Jun 8, 2016 |
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Jun 8, 2016 18:25
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Nyaa posted:Can we become a monsterous corporate overlord who goes against the union? Make skeletons great again!
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Jun 8, 2016 18:29
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Or start our own union.
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Jun 8, 2016 19:06
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you can totally piss off the union and do your own thing, but since we've come this far i'd leave it just one or two more pages before deciding to do that if we're raising a couple of dust devils and the howler we'll have a small but respectable squad for the mess that's coming up.
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Jun 8, 2016 19:11
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Summon a horde of followers!
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Jun 8, 2016 19:32
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When we're done with raising and stuff we should advance cautiously instead of rushing. We might miss something, but our stats aren't full after the raisings.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:43
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Lets ask the demons we raise what happened.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:53
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I dont know posted:Lets ask the demons we raise what happened. they won't know (undead don't preserve much of their old selves aside from a few instincts and powers, the thing that's doing the thinking for them is a random wandering spirit who doesn't know poo poo)
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Jun 8, 2016 22:04
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:they won't know isn't there an exception later on though? when you visit the lich you get a chance to learn soul binding, but you need the right items to trade
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Jun 8, 2016 22:12
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I dont know posted:Lets ask the demons we raise what happened. If this could work then wouldn't we just watch them get into a full-on fight all over again? This is why you don't go to an old battlefield to raise skeletons for company! 
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Jun 8, 2016 22:14
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Switch out our skull and torso. Because we need to constantly be scary as hell all the drat time forever and ever.
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Jun 8, 2016 22:43
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 Update time We went with the Cacodemon head and raising the rest. That cost 24 ESSENCE and we get all this stuff:    The bonus from the head is pretty good and we don't need to have a weapon to win fights as long as we have this thing. We now count as an experienced corpse wrangler - having chopped up five corpses from now on we get to use FISTS when carving up body parts . This saves heaps of ESSENCE. We'll get the same bonus once we've raised 5 bodies as well. The last page completed:  Someone said proceed cautiously so we'll do that (141)  We're crouched above a miners strike! What do we do? Here's the current adventure sheet: 
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December Octopodes posted:isn't there an exception later on though? when you visit the lich you get a chance to learn soul binding, but you need the right items to trade there are ways around it, sure, but it'd give away the ending
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Jun 9, 2016 01:11
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A strike? JOIN THE STRIKE! FOR THE UNION! 
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Assist the strike, but be careful not to cross the picket lines. For the Union!
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Jun 9, 2016 01:27
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FoolyCharged posted:Assist the strike, but be careful not to cross the picket lines. > Spearhead pincer attack with minions to assist SKU forces
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Jun 9, 2016 01:32
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A strike aye? The boss needs us, we don't need him! 8 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, 8 hours for what we will!
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Jun 9, 2016 01:37
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Strike! Strike! Strike! Let's look for some Scabs to rough up to get in the picketers' good graces.
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Jun 9, 2016 01:38
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Sneak around so as to > Charge in from high ground and > Strike a dashing pose upon entry to battle. wait no- FoolyCharged posted:be careful not to cross the picket lines. We must cross the PHYSICAL picket line, yes, but we shall never cross the picket line of the SOUL.. At least until this entire encounter is resolved 
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Jun 9, 2016 01:40
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We should hang back and send our minions across the picket lines, then "heroically" saunter up and kill them for scabs.
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Jun 9, 2016 02:14
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Sweet if we help the strikers there might be a union rep here so we can pay those other skeleton's dues and not be a huge jerk.
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Jun 9, 2016 02:34
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Do NOT cross the picket line.
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Make the plutocratic bastards pay, you can't treat the working dead like this!!100 HOGS AGREE posted:Sweet if we help the strikers there might be a union rep here so we can pay those other skeleton's dues and not be a huge jerk. Yeah, we definitely want to do this if we get a chance.
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Jun 9, 2016 02:55
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Sneak up on the gobbos and help the skellies win!
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poisonpill posted:We should hang back and send our minions across the picket lines, then "heroically" saunter up and kill them for scabs. We've got ranged minions* and an eye laser. Technically we could just > Hail SKU Members and > Provide Freelance Ranged Support *going by the lore on the cards Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Jun 9, 2016 |
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:We've got ranged minions* and an eye laser. Technically we could just Yeah, blast some fools
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:We've got ranged minions* and an eye laser. Technically we could just I believe the cards say Ranged if they are ranged. Re:  But we do have a Mage.
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Jun 9, 2016 04:46
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Gridlocked posted:Do NOT cross the picket line.
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- Find the on-site union rep. - Report mistreatment of skeleworkers-not-as-yet-unionized, perpetrator having been appropriately murdered, look at us being all proactive and poo poo. - Ask how that vote went to get in on the west coast SKU pension package instead of this east coast 401K garbage. - Offer services of cacodemon pal for ranged scab suppression. - Where the gently caress is the skelecoffee we want to be fired up for this. Not every day you get to bust the strike busters!
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