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criscodisco posted:Welshy? Sure. I thought old trek and NüTrek are both canon.
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Automatic Slim posted:There was also that episode where they summoned Satan onto the bridge. Kind of seems like a security risk. They should've done that in the brig or shuttle bay. Which Satan? 
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JediTalentAgent posted:Why don't they just beam intruders into space? Seal all decks and release knockout gas through atmospheric controls. Why not combine the transporter and replicator into a terror weapon that transmutes enemy ship's atmosphere to a writhing mass of screaming sentient flesh and drown them Why not just have your own dilithium crystal powered holodeck and bury it on an ocean floor, crawl in, and nail the door shut
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criscodisco posted:Which Satan? The 70s Heavy metal kind not the 80s hair metal kind.
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criscodisco posted:Which Satan? Ardra was fine with her stripper-figure skater-dress pattern model look, but as soon as she turned into that matronly governess of Picard's deepest fantasies I completely soured on her. Much more so than when she became Fek'lhr.
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Jun 9, 2016 04:18
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Keiko finally comes back after like an entire season and she immediately calls O'Brien fat and nags him about his diet. Then his daughter disappears into a spatial anomaly. All is as it should be. The O'Brien must suffer.
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Jun 9, 2016 04:26
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It's a wonder O'Brien didn't turn to Satan worship.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Keiko finally comes back after like an entire season and she immediately calls O'Brien fat and nags him about his diet. Then his daughter disappears into a spatial anomaly. She likes to keep fit. 
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Jun 9, 2016 04:31
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In an ideal world Data would have role played as Columbo in the holodeck and the computer would have created a sentient Johnny Cash who tried to take over the ship.
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Jun 9, 2016 04:32
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Blistex posted:She likes to keep fit. hachi machi
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naem posted:Why not combine the transporter and replicator into a terror weapon that transmutes enemy ship's atmosphere to a writhing mass of screaming sentient flesh and drown them I think something pretty close to that happened in Insurrection and with the big hunter aliens on Voyager
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Jun 9, 2016 04:33
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Hector Beerlioz posted:In an ideal world Data would have role played as Columbo in the holodeck and the computer would have created a sentient Johnny Cash who tried to take over the ship. And Kate Mulgrew starred as "Mrs. Columbo". The circle is complete.
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Automatic Slim posted:And Kate Mulgrew starred as "Mrs. Columbo". The circle is complete. "Computer, delete the wife"
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Blistex posted:She likes to keep fit. 
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Jun 9, 2016 04:47
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criscodisco posted:I think something pretty close to that happened in Insurrection and with the big hunter aliens on Voyager You could just teleport over lots and lots of cheese "Omg stop, with the cheese" (romulans) "Seriously stop, it's not even funny guys it really stinks in here GAAAAH" (buried in cheese, flounders)
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Blistex posted:She likes to keep fit. hmm well maybe o'brien did something right for once
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I've taken the time to highlight some areas where she could stand to get some lipo. 
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criscodisco posted:I've taken the time to highlight some areas where she could stand to get some lipo. Miles O'Brien account spotted.
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didn't Gene say the cartoon isn't canon
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Jun 9, 2016 05:23
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Watched the episode where Tuvok mind melds with a murderer and goes kinda crazy I actually kinda liked it
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Monkey Fracas posted:Watched the episode where Tuvok mind melds with a murderer and goes kinda crazy Should you ever find your stamina flagging, the first three minutes of season six's fourth episode is the single greatest thing ever made in Voyager, possibly Trek itself, and contains only a small spoiler.
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Ein cooler Typ posted:didn't Gene say the cartoon isn't canon Gene also said all females desire ferengi dick so 
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What what that other show rod and berries made, Andromeda something? Was it any good?
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shadow puppet of a posted:Should you ever find your stamina flagging, the first three minutes of season six's fourth episode is the single greatest thing ever made in Voyager, possibly Trek itself, and contains only a small spoiler. This is the only Voyager anyone ever needs to watch. fuckin 
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Hector Beerlioz posted:What what that other show rod and berries made, Andromeda something? Was it any good? Is that the one with Hercules that got weirdly religious at the end? He also made Earth: Final Conflict, a series so bad even SyFy doesn't show it anymore.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:This is the only Voyager anyone ever needs to watch. fuckin Doctor daydream song?
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Hector Beerlioz posted:What what that other show rod and berries made, Andromeda something? Was it any good? He was dead before it was made, it was like that "Earth Final Conflict" show or whatever where they just pulled some old scripts of his out of the garbage or something and tried to capitalize on his name. Andromeda started out legit interesting. Hercules is the commander of this huge warship in a vast empire, gets stuck on the event horizon of a black hole for 1,000 years and when he gets pulled out he has the strongest warship left because the galaxy is a huge poo poo pile suffering from 1,000 years of mad max beyond thunderdome. By the fifth season they let Hercules write for the show and he was "The One" and they traveled to the past (which was the future?!) and he was the most important person in the galaxy who was destined to do something for some reason (The past was actually the present?) I mean I sperg out about space shows, I watched every episode and I still have no idea what the gently caress.
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Blistex posted:Doctor daydream song? Yessir. I'd never seen it before
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Holy poo poo you guys, I hang out with a girl for one evening and I come back to over 110 new posts in this thread? drat you nerds love Treks.
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I hate trek. Or at least my favourite part of trek is making GBS threads on it.
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Over in the TVIV Trek thread, it was pretty much agreed that all of us posting there hated it but couldn't stop watching.
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Not true. I loved Trek since watching it daily since the age of two. I'd seen every episode of every Trek show but I stopped watching VOY around the sixth season. Life is too short to be stuck with something so empty and bland. I can't even hate it. That would've meant it would've been interesting.
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So Janeway just told some Matrix Demon to go to hell after it tried to convince her she was dead. Was this ever followed up? Her father said she was going to nourish him.
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Velisarius posted:Was this ever followed up? Any time you ask this question of Voyager, I assure you the answer is going to be "No".
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Blistex posted:Doctor daydream song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBW7XkXFZSU
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This is missing Neelix's spot-on human exclamation of "Bravo!" Needs the full three minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIjOifRG-u8 This version, this version belongs in the thread OP. I can't be alone in wishing that dropped hypospray landed with a soft fleshy thud and an extra grunt from Tuvok. shadow puppet of a fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Jun 9, 2016 |
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In the ep where Tuvok goes murderey he creates a holodeck simulation of Neelix being extremely annoying and he cannot stop himself from brutally killing him lol hmmm what can I use to see if I can handle being about in the general population what is the most annoying thing I can think of
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