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Monkey Fracas posted:What is the most annoying thing I can think of Uh. . . you're already watching Voyager! Mission Accomplished.
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i am so loving horny, i need robert picardo to inject my rear end NOW!!!!!!
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Jun 9, 2016 17:33
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Pound My Illogical rear end, Doctor! A Photon Libretto exclusively for Kindle Direct.
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Jun 9, 2016 17:53
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every thread i have to remind everyone that picard is a "fish person" and he keeps the dumb holographic thing in a tiny bowl on the wall because hes a prick literally the only french trait of his character
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Jun 9, 2016 18:00
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They're not holographic. Neanderthal Riker drank out of the bowl n one episode.
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Jun 9, 2016 18:28
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^ ^ ^ Real water, hologram fish. ^ ^ ^ I still can't understand how The Doctor couldn't be copied...or have a backup. Oh, except that one episode where he DID have a backup that was found by some aliens like 1000 years in the future and they thought Janeway was a Nazi.
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Jun 9, 2016 18:30
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DrBouvenstein posted:^ ^ ^ Real water, hologram fish. ^ ^ ^
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Jun 9, 2016 18:33
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is there a single friendly helpful dog on the entire show you got the fish, the cat, the lizards, the robot, the android wheres the dogs, why didnt star trek teach us that dogs are cool
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Jun 9, 2016 18:35
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FuhrerHat posted:is there a single friendly helpful dog on the entire show Dogs were hunted to extinction because they infact suck
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Jun 9, 2016 18:36
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Porthos caused a diplomatic dispute that posed a risk to their ability to trade for spare parts, which posed a risk to their mission to save Earth, which posed a risk to all of humanity
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Jun 9, 2016 18:36
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DrBouvenstein posted:^ ^ ^ Real water, hologram fish. ^ ^ ^ No, because in the episode where Broccoli's flu vaccine made everyone on-board "de-evolve" the fish turned into a jellyfish.
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Jun 9, 2016 18:39
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Iron Crowned posted:Dogs were hunted to extinction because they infact suck see, this is actually star trek/starfleet having indoctrinated you from an early age dont you see???
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Jun 9, 2016 18:40
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FuhrerHat posted:is there a single friendly helpful dog on the entire show Somebody hasn't watched Enterprise! I don't blame you though.
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Jun 9, 2016 18:42
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treiz01 posted:Somebody hasn't watched Enterprise! im not going to watch that poo poo and ruin my star trek experience of a lifetime, are you crazy never going to watch those dumbass new movies either i am doing this RIGHT
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Jun 9, 2016 18:43
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whales are actually driving the enterprise and CBS doesnt want you to know
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Jun 9, 2016 18:46
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treiz01 posted:Somebody hasn't watched Enterprise! That was retarded because Archer took Porthos down to a planet for a first contact meeting, then couldn't grasp why they got offended when the dog pissed all over their historic landmarks.
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Jun 9, 2016 18:48
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FuhrerHat posted:whales are actually driving the enterprise and CBS doesnt want you to know No but the Enterprise-D did have dolphin officers, although we never got to see them.
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Jun 9, 2016 18:49
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criscodisco posted:That was retarded because Archer took Porthos down to a planet for a first contact meeting, then couldn't grasp why they got offended when the dog pissed all over their historic landmarks. he should have whipped it out and pissed all over em too everyone on earth pisses everywhere anyway, why not just start now put me in charge of the spaceship
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Jun 9, 2016 18:49
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I just can't believe how much Voyager there is holy hell 24 eps a season × 7 seasons × 50 min an ep= 140 hours of Voyager But by God I will get through it Voyager is now the background noise to my life when I am home; I pay attention whenever something remotely interesting happens Like the Q episode where one of them wants to kill himself and the Q Continum is an old gas station in New Mexico, that was kinda neat
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Jun 9, 2016 18:50
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I know he said he gave them away but Janeway's bf probably just fed those dogs back into the replicator after the funeral.
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Jun 9, 2016 18:51
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criscodisco posted:That was retarded because Archer took Porthos down to a planet for a first contact meeting, then couldn't grasp why they got offended when the dog pissed all over their historic landmarks. They were retarded ALL THE TIME. Every loving episode Trip says "why back in good ole Texas we do things the proper way" and Archer smirks like he let out a silent fart..
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Jun 9, 2016 18:51
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criscodisco posted:No but the Enterprise-D did have dolphin officers, although we never got to see them. Someone do a mash-up of TNG and SeaQuest DSV
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Monkey Fracas posted:I just can't believe how much Voyager there is holy hell There are far better ways you could spend 5.8 days of your entire life, friend.
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Jun 9, 2016 18:57
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happyhippy posted:They were retarded ALL THE TIME. First off, Trip was from Florida, despite the accent Secondly, when you look like Trip you can say whatever stupid poo poo you want.
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Jun 9, 2016 18:57
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I don't get it, I thought Data wore clothes just like everyone else, but how is his uniform painted on his chest?
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Jun 9, 2016 18:58
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AugmentedVision posted:Porthos caused a diplomatic dispute that posed a risk to their ability to trade for spare parts, which posed a risk to their mission to save Earth, which posed a risk to all of humanity That episode made me give up on Enterprise.
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Jun 9, 2016 19:00
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Iron Crowned posted:I don't get it, I thought Data wore clothes just like everyone else, but how is his uniform painted on his chest? That was when he was dreaming of positronic sheep. Later on he has one where he's a cake, I think.
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Jun 9, 2016 19:00
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criscodisco posted:First off, Trip was from Florida, despite the accent I'm glad his sister died. gently caress Trip.
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Jun 9, 2016 19:01
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happyhippy posted:I'm glad his sister died. gently caress Trip. Whoa!
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Jun 9, 2016 19:24
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criscodisco posted:No but the Enterprise-D did have dolphin officers, although we never got to see them. I think there was a dolphin zone on the big ship maps on the show, but no one ever said if they were officers or not. I actually have some vague memory of one of the production guys explaining that, look, maybe dolphins weren't secretly wise genius mermaids who could serve in the utopian officer corps of the future— BUT they sure as hell could navigate free movement in three dimensions like champs, and that's something an astroboat needs to do. So maybe they were just some sort of weird navigational aid? Like the ship translated sensor data into the dolphin tank environment, and watched for what the dolphins did with it.
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Jun 9, 2016 19:27
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I don't remember the dolphin people at all!
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Jun 9, 2016 19:31
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"Captain, I'm getting some new recommendations from the dolphin tank. They say we should get five or six other ships together and do some frankly unforgivable things to that that Romulan vessel's holes, then ram it to death while laughing...?"
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Jun 9, 2016 19:33
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FuhrerHat posted:im not going to watch that poo poo and ruin my star trek experience of a lifetime, are you crazy Just start and end with the fourth season. That had some good points.
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Jun 9, 2016 19:38
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No watch season 3 too, there's zombie vulcans and also 'Twilight'
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Iron Crowned posted:I don't get it, I thought Data wore clothes just like everyone else, but how is his uniform painted on his chest? Lore gave him a trompe l'oeil chip.
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Jun 9, 2016 19:57
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The dolphins were a Gunbuster reference, if I recall.
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Enterprise wasn't good, but it was pretty fun at times.
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Booblord Zagats posted:Enterprise wasn't good, but it was pretty fun at times. Its fun came at the expense of the better treks that came before it. It should have never existed.
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