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Lant
Jan 8, 2011

Muldoon
I've been playing with this guy a lot

He just wants one small thing to make him not die to a small breeze.

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Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Lady Naga posted:

Mei has good skins and a strong design but she attracts a ton of creeplords so on the whole it's a wash.

I don't think people are being 100% serious when they're calling video game character mei their wife

Radical
Apr 6, 2011

i never joke about my video game wife.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Allow me to carefully measure your skulls to determine whether or not you are Creep

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

Help Im Alive posted:

I don't think people are being 100% serious when they're calling video game character mei their wife

Here? Maybe sort of kind of perhaps. Everywhere else though? Whoooooo boy.

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007

mei and I are not officially an item, no, but when my HTC vive arrives she will not have much say in the matter

Radical
Apr 6, 2011

please dont mock me wangsbig

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
I am trying to keep my fellow SA posters at their (unstated) word because it's the polite thing to do but I've met far too many people who are like "oh [character] is my "waifu" ahahahahahahahh just kidding for real though do you want to see my porn folder I have hundreds of pictures."

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007

Lady Naga posted:

I am trying to keep my fellow SA posters at their (unstated) word because it's the polite thing to do but I've met far too many people who are like "oh [character] is my "waifu" ahahahahahahahh just kidding for real though do you want to see my porn folder I have hundreds of pictures."

really. how many. how many people have you met that have done this. how do you meet them.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

Wangsbig posted:

really. how many. how many people have you met that have done this. how do you meet them.

Being fairly young and making acquaintances with other fairly young internet people.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

If they didn't want me to jack off to this then they shouldn't have made Reinhardt such a hunk

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

Once again having crippling social anxiety and avoiding discord and in general people on the internet seems like a good thing then.

Symmetra also the hottest one anyways, look at those legs.

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007

gosh I just can't stop meeting all these unnamed youths that are telling me all about their illicit pornography!!

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

Wangsbig posted:

gosh I just can't stop meeting all these unnamed youths that are telling me about their illicit pornography!!

I, a member of the Something Awful forums, am incredibly shocked that people are creepy about fictional characters and fundamentally cannot believe it happens.

a cat on an apple
Apr 28, 2013

Lant posted:

I've been playing with this guy a lot

He just wants one small thing to make him not die to a small breeze.

I've been trying to get into Zenyatta but I guess my bad aim makes it so I can't make up for his shortcomings. A shame because he's my favourite otherwise.

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh

Lady Naga posted:

Being fairly young and making acquaintances with other fairly young internet people.
I mean I'm 21 and mostly friends with people my own age and I have zero idea how this could happen

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
roadhog is my waifu

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

IronicDongz posted:

I mean I'm 21 and mostly friends with people my own age and I have zero idea how this could happen

Obviously there's more to it than that but I really don't know how I can quantify "I've met a lot of creepazoids in my time" other than "I just have".

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005
It's not my fault Mei keeps sending me unsolicited dick pics.

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008

:chloe:

Grammaton
Feb 3, 2004
Cleric

a cat on an apple posted:

I've been trying to get into Zenyatta but I guess my bad aim makes it so I can't make up for his shortcomings. A shame because he's my favourite otherwise.

Hang back and just heal and debuff.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Lady Naga posted:

for real though do you want to see my porn folder I have hundreds of pictures"

-Said no one, ever

2 SPOOKY
Sep 9, 2010

Always Be Alert!

neonbregna posted:

Source your quotes or nice meltdown

Mithross posted:

Verranicus posts are always actually quotes from some other forum, completely unsourced.

e: oh wait, on a re-read maybe you already knew that. well, either way, it needs said from time to time.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Help! I can't stop meeting all these unwashed worms, the Gamergat0r nu-males, and the angry hormone injectors! Oh my, they keep telling me about these horrible things they do and draw and think about!! What a truly, astonishingly vile community this is.

Blizzard.

Blizzard, you will answer for creating this fertile garden of terrors. I swear it. I swear it. I swear it.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

mormonpartyboat posted:

roadhog is my waifu

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

Imagined posted:

-Said no one, ever

I truly envy you.

I'd honestly post the profiles of some random adds I get occasionally on Steam but I feel like that'd be inviting unwarranted harassment to them.

Lady Naga fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Jun 9, 2016

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007

it is I, the hordes of misguided youths that confided their degeneracy in categorically awful poster lady naga

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Maybe you should associate with better people.

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

Lant posted:

I've been playing with this guy a lot

He just wants one small thing to make him not die to a small breeze.

im so sorry

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



roadhog probably does onehanded pushups his biceps are pretty mean

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

Internet Kraken posted:

Maybe you should associate with better people.

They're random rear end people that add me sometimes. I'm sorry I like meeting new friends and giving them the benefit of the doubt that they're not going to be another gross weirdo but whatever I really don't have to prove myself to the 3-4 people that have whatever grudge they feel is earned.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
I didn't notice I was replying to Lady Naga since she changed her profile pic. Sadly, I can totally imagine creepy internet males thinking it was somehow a good idea to show a woman their spank bank. Weirdos. I was imagining multiple hetero dudes offering to show a hetero dude their porn folders, which would be exceedingly weird and awkward and what I thought was the unlikely scenario being described.

Imagined fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Jun 9, 2016

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012

Imagined posted:

-Said no one, ever

A friend of a friend did this to us once with a dufflebag filled with porn of the real and anime variety both

I don't like them much

Buckwheat Sings
Feb 9, 2005
Mei is the only thing Roadhog has trouble with. I think they hotfixed McCree since he can't stun Roadhog after the hook now before Roadhog murders him.

Mei still can iceblock though. She's probably the worst grab target now. Being frozen over and over and over and over again until you die isn't pretty.

Seriously though Roadhog is fun and he may not be top tier, he's top tier in my heart.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Lady Naga posted:

They're random rear end people that add me sometimes. I'm sorry I like meeting new friends and giving them the benefit of the doubt that they're not going to be another gross weirdo but whatever I really don't have to prove myself to the 3-4 people that have whatever grudge they feel is earned.

Are you really that desperate for friendship that you're willing to befriend the sort of weirdo who will randomly add you on Steam based on absolutely nothing aside from potentially 5 minutes of possibly-entertaining mutual gaming experience?

I suggest that there exist better ways of finding gaming pals

Lant
Jan 8, 2011

Muldoon

a cat on an apple posted:

I've been trying to get into Zenyatta but I guess my bad aim makes it so I can't make up for his shortcomings. A shame because he's my favourite otherwise.

Practice aiming! And also get a Reinheart buddie at all times because Zenyatta can be a really good frontline hero when with a Reinheart shield.

Verranicus
Aug 18, 2009

by VideoGames
Mei is also the Tumblr favorite since according to them she represents "health at any size" women.

Thor-Stryker
Nov 11, 2005

Buckwheat Sings posted:

Mei is the only thing Roadhog has trouble with. I think they hotfixed McCree since he can't stun Roadhog after the hook now before Roadhog murders him.

Mei still can iceblock though. She's probably the worst grab target now. Being frozen over and over and over and over again until you die isn't pretty.

Seriously though Roadhog is fun and he may not be top tier, he's top tier in my heart.

It's not hot fixed so much as how far away the target is when you hook them, too far and the Mcree/Mei/Tracer can activate their special before you get your shot off. Blizzard could stand to do some work on his Hook ability given how erratic it can be.

Also leave Mei alone peeps, she's just a shittier Mcree who stuns slower and kills slower. She's trying to do what her sister wants.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

Brannock posted:

Are you really that desperate for friendship that you're willing to befriend the sort of weirdo who will randomly add you on Steam based on absolutely nothing aside from potentially 5 minutes of possibly-entertaining mutual gaming experience?

I suggest that there exist better ways of finding gaming pals

I don't know where "befriending" comes into this but okay.

Imagined posted:

I didn't notice I was replying to Lady Naga since she changed her profile pic. Sadly, I can totally imagine creepy internet males thinking it was somehow a good idea to show a woman their spank bank. Weirdos. I was imagining multiple hetero dudes offering to show a hetero dude their porn folders, which would be exceedingly weird and awkward and what I thought was the unlikely scenario being described.

In general there are a lot of like 16-22 year olds who don't really understand the concept of boundaries because they're socially awkward and grew up on the internet.

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Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

Brannock posted:

Are you really that desperate for friendship that you're willing to befriend the sort of weirdo who will randomly add you on Steam based on absolutely nothing aside from potentially 5 minutes of possibly-entertaining mutual gaming experience?

I suggest that there exist better ways of finding gaming pals

i added ahhpple on bnet after playing one game against him because he was a good sport and said a funny joke, and he's only tried to show me his porn dropbox twice

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