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Admiral Joeslop: Jul 8, 2010

trapped mouse posted:

I haven't contributed to this thread lately because I'm a guy in his twenties and all my friends are in their twenties, and the amount of Bernie fellating combined with all the strange conspiracies about Hillary (taken from right wing blogs and posted unironically by "socialists") was giving me a headache. It has seriously taken over my facebook feed, maybe because I clicked on a few too many articles and they decided that political arguing was all I wanted to see from now on.

This interaction has apparently been deleted, but someone who had been proselytizing for Bernie for a while decided to make a post that said "you are not allowed to call yourself an environmentalist if you support Hillary Clinton." I get a little annoyed whenever people do the whole "you can't call yourself ___ unless ___" so I asked her why that was, and posted Hillary's voting record on the issue, which was 100% pro-environment. She shared a blog post with me showing how Hillary refused to vote for a bill that would get rid of a dangerous chemical in our waters. I looked into it, and found out that not only was the part about the dangerous chemical not in the bill, but that Hillary joined other liberal democratic senators against it most likely because it didn't go far enough to protect the environment. Of course she then proceeded to call all those senators not "true" liberals and said that she hates all democrats. Oh well.

How many dream catchers and cats does she own, and does she have any un-vaccinated children?

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Deceitful Penguin: Feb 16, 2011

# ? Jun 9, 2016 20:34

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

Big Pharma hiding the cure for cancer under our noses this whole time, water on an empty stomach.

# ? Jun 9, 2016 20:38

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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If I drink water on an empty stomach I get crippling abdominal pain. WHAT NOW GRANDMA

# ? Jun 9, 2016 20:41

EvilGenius: May 2, 2006; Death to the Black Eyed Peas

Ularg posted:

Big Pharma hiding the cure for cancer under our noses this whole time, water on an empty stomach.

In empty stomach. You have to drink water inside a stomach.

# ? Jun 9, 2016 20:48

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Picnic Princess posted:

If I drink water on an empty stomach I get crippling abdominal pain. WHAT NOW GRANDMA

Your womb is in tip top shape now though so there's that.

# ? Jun 9, 2016 20:50

Zulily Zoetrope: Jun 1, 2011; Muldoon

EvilGenius posted:

In empty stomach. You have to drink water inside a stomach.

But once you go in stomach, it ceases to be empty. It's a koan.

# ? Jun 9, 2016 20:51

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Cures Ear, Nose, Throat, and also disorders.

# ? Jun 9, 2016 20:52

Flaggy: Jul 6, 2007; Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair; Grimey Drawer

"Womb Cancer"

# ? Jun 9, 2016 21:06

A Fancy 400 lbs: Jul 24, 2008

I was going to say "No poo poo drinking water when you haven't all night makes headaches go away", then I read the rest of the list. :catstare:

# ? Jun 9, 2016 21:11

volts5000: Apr 7, 2009; Can't post for 11 hours!

Ularg posted:

Has there ever been a serious chance of a third-party win in major US elections? Cause I've always just kinda assumed those like Liberals and any other third-party groups as harmlessly silly.

1968, George Wallace managed to win 5 states as an Independent running on a pro-segregation platform. Take a wild guess where the five states were located.

# ? Jun 9, 2016 21:18

Madkal: Feb 11, 2008; Fallen Rib

I had womb cancer and then one day I drank water and it was gone. Also I am a man.

# ? Jun 9, 2016 21:31

FAROOQ: Aug 20, 2014; by Smythe

Lol having a vote between a warmongering white supremacist and Donald trump.

# ? Jun 9, 2016 21:40

Dr_Amazing: Apr 15, 2006; It's a long story

Picnic Princess posted:

If I drink water on an empty stomach I get crippling abdominal pain. WHAT NOW GRANDMA

Did you do it early in the morning?

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cage-free egghead: Mar 8, 2004

I wouldn't trust a woman named Grandma Useful Tip

# ? Jun 9, 2016 22:31

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Lblitzer posted:

I wouldn't trust a woman named Grandma Useful Tip

She married to Grandpa Just the Tip

# ? Jun 9, 2016 22:34

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

FAROOQ posted:

Lol having a vote between a warmongering white supremacist and Donald trump.

I love all the people who come up with these elaborate conspiracy theories for HRC of who she secretly offed or how she's a reptillian lizardman or whatever and post those, instead of "She's openly and very obviously going to start another war, turn anyplace remotely frackable into a goddamned sinkhole, and sell us much further into corporate feudalism."

# ? Jun 9, 2016 23:10

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

cash crab posted:

Genuine question: How can someone be fiscally conservative and socially liberal at the same time? Isn't the definition or agreed upon expectations of fiscal conservatism that less money would be allotted to social programs?

They could want a balanced budget but also social programs. usually aimed by cutting military spending.

# ? Jun 9, 2016 23:11

Rondette: Nov 4, 2009; Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.; Grimey Drawer

Lblitzer posted:

I wouldn't trust a woman named Grandma Useful Tip

Nah, it's the Grand Mause Fultips.

# ? Jun 10, 2016 01:00

Obligatory Toast: Mar 19, 2007; What am I reading here??

Deceitful Penguin posted:

A close friend of my mother died of uterine cancer, I guess it's because she didn't drink enough water and not you know, loving cancer.

# ? Jun 10, 2016 01:00

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

Obligatory Toast posted:

A close friend of my mother died of uterine cancer, I guess it's because she didn't drink enough water and not you know, loving cancer.

*Pours eight 8-ounce glasses of cold water out on the curb for your departed Momfriend*

# ? Jun 10, 2016 01:05

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

All the Bernie supporters having a go at Hillary after she won can be summed up in the phrase: "My guy lost! Waah waah waah. I'm taking my bat and ball and going home."

See also: Tea party tears during Obama, and left wing tears during Bush Jr.

It will be no different under Trump or Hillary.

# ? Jun 10, 2016 01:06

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

People are always asking why I am so up to date on current affairs. What's my secret? I go to the coalface where real journalism still rules the roost

# ? Jun 10, 2016 02:16

SpliffClavin: Jul 31, 2007; oh geez rick

Tell that bitch what's what Kermit!

# ? Jun 10, 2016 02:50

Otana: Jun 1, 2005; Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Saw these two posts directly next to one another this morning. The irony was delightful.

# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:24

Laserjet 4P: Mar 28, 2005; What does it mean?; Fun Shoe

http://blog.bumble.com/post/145374753695/an-open-letter-to-connor

# ? Jun 10, 2016 05:23

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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That guy must really like masturbating alone.

# ? Jun 10, 2016 05:41

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

Picnic Princess posted:

That guy must really like masturbating alone.

In fairness, what's not to like?

# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:26

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

So I clicked on a suggested page because the photos looked weird, and it was totally worth it. I am laughing so hard at this "art" right now.

These are just a select few posted in the last 3 days. It's amazing.

# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:40

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

So many amazing tattoo ideas.

# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:44

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX; Plaster Town Cop

wolves are doomed to be in terrible art for all eternity

e: shameless self-plagarism

# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:45

Vladimir Poutine: Aug 13, 2012

TontoCorazon posted:

So many amazing tattoo ideas.

I was more thinking airbrushed on the side of a van myself, but with more dreamcatchers.

# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:47

SpliffClavin: Jul 31, 2007; oh geez rick

Picnic Princess posted:

So I clicked on a suggested page because the photos looked weird, and it was totally worth it. I am laughing so hard at this "art" right now.

You don't want the observer to get bored, so every corner needs something going on.

# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:48

BioEnchanted: Aug 9, 2011; He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

china bot posted:

wolves are doomed to be in terrible art for all eternity

e: shameless self-plagarism

Wow. The fabled 4-wolf-boobs T-shirt.

# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:52

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

BioEnchanted posted:

Wow. The fabled 4-wolf-boobs T-shirt.

I count four wolves, four moons.

# ? Jun 10, 2016 07:19

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Moon Moon squared.

TontoCorazon posted:

So many amazing tattoo ideas.

Brother, I got your back

SulfurMonoxideCute has a new favorite as of 07:27 on Jun 10, 2016

# ? Jun 10, 2016 07:21

EvilGenius: May 2, 2006; Death to the Black Eyed Peas

Laserjet 4P posted:

http://blog.bumble.com/post/145374753695/an-open-letter-to-connor

If you get paid 300k for anything it's being a bullshit artist misogynist prick.

# ? Jun 10, 2016 07:50

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Picnic Princess posted:

If I drink water on an empty stomach I get crippling abdominal pain. WHAT NOW GRANDMA

That's just your "Womb Cancer" cells dying. It's ok.

# ? Jun 10, 2016 08:40

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

Really though, since gravity is a toxin that causes the walls of your stomach to contract upon touching non- activated water, you should do a handstand and let the water flow out through your spectral pores into the earth.

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Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

And that's how baby trees are born!

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