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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

How hard it is to make a mobile website or app that isn't total garbage when you've got like a dozen billion sillyvalley funbucks to splash around?

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VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

maniacdevnull posted:

How hard it is to make a mobile website or app that isn't total garbage when you've got like a dozen billion sillyvalley funbucks to splash around?

lets ask facebook

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Sagebrush posted:

just use the $49 lightning charge-and-listen y-adapter dongle. or the new Bluetooth ear buds because that's what you want, another loving thing to charge

in the future present you will have a bedside table where you plug in your Macbook, iPhone and  Watch each night as a part of your routine and not give a poo poo about battery life

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Laptop on the bedside table? Wtf?

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
owning a """""smart"""" watch? wtf?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Smythe posted:

Laptop on the bedside table? Wtf?

i keep my home laptop on the bedside table. it's what i watch tv on while i'm in bed

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
just lol @ all the screen-in-the-bedroomhavers

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

prefect posted:

i keep my home laptop on the bedside table. it's what i watch tv on while i'm in bed

i lived in a college dorm once too

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
yes let me build a shrine, nay a temple, to steve jobs on my nightstand

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

graph posted:

just lol @ all the screen-in-the-bedroomhavers

it is normal and accepted to use your phone as your alarm

lmao at the other stuff though

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

prefect posted:

i keep my home laptop on the bedside table. it's what i watch tv on while i'm in bed

this is why people have hosed up sleep patterns fyi

but hey, it's ok, there's always someone to sell you sleeping pills

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!
And then there is the Alzheimer that comes from sleep pills ( benzos ), and the addiction.

its great

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

graph posted:

just lol @ all the screen-in-the-bedroomhavers

that's just how personal our devices have become

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sagebrush posted:

this is why people have hosed up sleep patterns fyi

but hey, it's ok, there's always someone to sell you sleeping pills

:confused:

i get about eight hours of sleep most nights

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

graph posted:

just lol @ all the screen-in-the-bedroomhavers

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

PleasureKevin posted:

that's just how personal our devices have become

:chloe:

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

while you people are janitoring your "rigs", real people are having intimate relationships with their devices

Penguissimo
Apr 7, 2007

explains the obsession with thinness I guess

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

i like my phones like i like my twinks

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


PleasureKevin posted:

i like my phones like i like my twinks

not enough ports

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

maniacdevnull posted:

How hard it is to make a mobile website or app that isn't total garbage when you've got like a dozen billion sillyvalley funbucks to splash around?

the problem is that doing that requires planning and process and takes longer than "we'll just write a whole new framework that does exactly what we want"

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

maniacdevnull posted:

How hard it is to make a mobile website or app that isn't total garbage when you've got like a dozen billion sillyvalley funbucks to splash around?

sorry that money is already ear-marked to pay some has-been to be a "lead visionary" in name only, and do nothing but earn your start up credibility.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

maniacdevnull posted:

How hard it is to make a mobile website or app that isn't total garbage when you've got like a dozen billion sillyvalley funbucks to splash around?

if you mean a web app, then you're making an app based on a ui standard that is supposed to be universal on all os's

so incredibly hard and tedious

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

My Linux Rig posted:

if you mean a web app, then you're making an app based on a ui standard that is supposed to be universal on all os's

so incredibly hard and tedious

Not really, just make one for each size Mac and then one for each size iOS screen. Easy.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



lol just lol if apple adds dual clock functionality to the loving macbook

or a wifi indicator? lmfao

it will be all the current keys, but if you hold Fn they change to the specific app's function keys

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



HAIL eSATA-n posted:

not enough ports

one hole to run everything through

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

PleasureKevin posted:



lol just lol if apple adds dual clock functionality to the loving macbook

or a wifi indicator? lmfao

it will be all the current keys, but if you hold Fn they change to the specific app's function keys

im cryeing

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

PleasureKevin posted:



lol just lol if apple adds dual clock functionality to the loving macbook

or a wifi indicator? lmfao

it will be all the current keys, but if you hold Fn they change to the specific app's function keys

yes yes

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Almost like current Apple doesn't understand what made the iPod and iPhone really extraordinary and think it was poo poo like the iPod's touch wheel that made it popular, not that it was merely the first tightly-designed product in a field full of garbage



So therefore they're throwing hail marys like no ports on the iPhone and replacing keys with touch controls for some reason on macbooks instead of just making a decent product

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

it's not a leak, it's a fan mock-up

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011


Almost like we're in that stage of posting that happens just before and after an Apple event where we make wild conjectures about things we haven't seen or tried yet, and support them with uniformed opinions about what made/makes apple great

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
When was the last time an Apple rumor wasn't 100% true.

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

the gently caress is this bullshit Apple

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

Linguica posted:

the gently caress is this bullshit Apple



it's done that for years. i'm not quite sure why

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

SO DEMANDING posted:

it's done that for years. i'm not quite sure why

probably something similar to how the mac os x clock gently nudges the status bar icons around when the numbers change

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

PleasureKevin posted:



lol just lol if apple adds dual clock functionality to the loving macbook

or a wifi indicator? lmfao

it will be all the current keys, but if you hold Fn they change to the specific app's function keys

i like to look away from my screen to find information that is also on my screen

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
eink or gently caress off imo

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
it'll be a laptop you can't turn on or off

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

PleasureKevin posted:

while you people are janitoring your "rigs", real people are having intimate relationships with their devices

All yosposers gently caress and cum inside their computers

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



PleasureKevin posted:



lol just lol if apple adds dual clock functionality to the loving macbook

or a wifi indicator? lmfao

it will be all the current keys, but if you hold Fn they change to the specific app's function keys

lol

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