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Biggest disappointment of The Finals so far...
Kyrie Irving
Steph Curry
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Adam Silver for not rigging the games so they're all close
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TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Winkie01 posted:

IE hookers

I guess I shouldn't be surprised if there are Instagram models that there are also Internet Explorer hookers...

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Spaced God posted:

Kobe hasn't been relevant since he retired in 2010 why is he in this commercial

You don't score 60 in your last game and not be relevant brother

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


me rn

Femur
Jan 10, 2004
I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

This guy is a drug dealer.

big boi
Jun 11, 2007

Coke nail guy looks like the villain from The Mask

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

It's like you guys want me to die of laughter

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

Femur posted:

This guy is a drug dealer.

Actually a steel magnate.

And douchey as gently caress it seems.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




So this how bad the Jersey Shore got

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

ahahahah he has footlong dick and he flops it on the dinner table

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Wait is that the guy?

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Spaced God posted:

Kobe hasn't been relevant since he retired in 2010 why is he in this commercial

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Does the OJ 30 for 30 gets it own thread since it is 8 hours?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

*lightly kisses fingertips*

Femur
Jan 10, 2004
I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

Errant Gin Monks posted:

Actually a steel magnate.

And douchey as gently caress it seems.

Really, i through sith those legs he sat on the couch all day high as gently caress.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

I LOVE THAT MAN

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005


hissssssssssssss

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

big boi posted:

Coke nail guy looks like the villain from The Mask

THERE'S ALWAYS TIME....for one last kiss.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

DeepDickPizza posted:

ahahahah he has footlong dick and he flops it on the dinner table

Good thing he's rich, he looks like a loving loon. The actual bird I mean, with tiny stick thin legs.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

If that is him, how the gently caress did you find this?

Edit: I'm only asking because that really looks like his hairline.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

DeepDickPizza posted:

ahahahah he has footlong dick and he flops it on the dinner table

please don't doxx me

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:





Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
This popped into my feed

https://twitter.com/PhillyInquirer/status/741453659368620032?s=09

Lol

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

DeepDickPizza posted:

ahahahah he has footlong dick and he flops it on the dinner table

same

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




hey yo i can palm too

yeah i mean not basketballs it's actually koosh balls but what of it

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

to be clear, he has a footlong dick because he had penis enlargement surgery. Now he shows it off at every opportunity.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I'm honestly curious, what does a surgically enlarged foot long penis look like?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Holy poo poo i'm dying

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004



lol A ) it just popped in my feed also B ) no poo poo you can't get a job

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

Lt. Chips posted:

If that is him, how the gently caress did you find this?

Edit: I'm only asking because that really looks like his hairline.

It seems he's a well known cavs super fan. If you google Leebs you will find all kinds of poo poo about him.

He's basically a really rich weirdo who uses his money to get hot chicks and make friends with Cleveland basketball players.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Since when did American tycoons adopt the behavior, wardrobe, and entourage of Russian oligarchs?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

straight up brolic posted:

to be clear, he has a footlong dick because he had penis enlargement surgery. Now he shows it off at every opportunity.

Lmao if that's a thing

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Winkie01 posted:

Does the OJ 30 for 30 gets it own thread since it is 8 hours?

yeah, what other non-steak stuff is around in tff right now

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

I wouldn't hire some Lord of the Rings nerd who gets a loving Gollum tattoo either.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I'm honestly curious, what does a surgically enlarged foot long penis look like?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=surgically+enlarged+foot+long+penis

Hello browser history.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I'm honestly curious, what does a surgically enlarged foot long penis look like?

You ever see a geoduck

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

"open link in new private window"

edit: well i now know what a penis looks like without skin. welp

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Ahaha Green is such a moron

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
yo Dray, probably don't stop in the middle of the play to complain to the refs

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Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

*click* agggghhh nooo

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