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Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

empireofcrime posted:

You're right, surrounding the corporate lobbyists with the worthless congress members doesn't guarantee enough insulation against bums or snivelers.

better?
i think he's talking about maggotmaster's infamous goon project

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Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

But it will be minority female police officers firing the LRAD at protesters, so progress!

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Fast Luck posted:

i think he's talking about maggotmaster's infamous goon project

yep, though the idea of e.t.-ing posts to remove all mentions of weapons is very funny to me

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Rand alPaul posted:

But it will be minority female police officers firing the JDAM at protesters, so progress!

ftfy
Cuz you know that's what they really want.

Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

Homework Explainer posted:

joke politics subforums have a troubled history with posts about violence

I agree, FYAD should be closed as a precaution

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
independent vocalization rings will be placed in convenient locations several blocks away from the convention center

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https://twitter.com/jexaminerai/status/740983967608885248

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

And at that, the room for racism in the GOP grew three sizes, encompassing the entire Solar System.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

zen death robot posted:

Rubio has truly given up on politics

YOLO (You Only Legislate Once)

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014

zen death robot posted:

Rubio has truly given up on politics

That was pretty clear when he stopped showing up to work.

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

NumberLast posted:

That was pretty clear when he stopped showing up to work.
Knee surgery man, it's a bitch.

Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

lol, didn't this used to be someone else's AV? I could have sworn it was originally a dude, then this... squishy thing. I'd like to know the back story though! And to have a better username! :banjo:

I also have no idea who done did it, but thanks I guess? :tali:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mr. Horrible posted:

lol, didn't this used to be someone else's AV? I could have sworn it was originally a dude, then this... squishy thing. I'd like to know the back story though! And to have a better username! :banjo:

I also have no idea who done did it, but thanks I guess? :tali:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=46140

Kudaros
Jun 23, 2006

NumberLast posted:

This is True Virginia



Just realized Old Virginia is like a larger Kentucky. Similar outline and everything.

Kentucky is the fractal state.

Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006


thank you lord of pie.jpg

But that's still only one piece of the puzzle! This man posts in FYAD, which I mentioned immediately before the exchange took place. But why this man, why not another? And is there some deeper meaning? This is a thorny mystery, indeed. :pipe:

Classic Comrade
Dec 24, 2012

(hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)

Mr. Horrible posted:

thank you lord of pie.jpg

But that's still only one piece of the puzzle! This man posts in FYAD, which I mentioned immediately before the exchange took place. But why this man, why not another? And is there some deeper meaning? This is a thorny mystery, indeed. :pipe:

i mean i got that sandy clough av for awhile for some inexplicable reason :iiam:

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx

SneakyFrog posted:

obama had hopey-change excitement.

Hillary has at best grudging acceptance.

Do you know any middle-aged women? Because the emotion that I've encountered is closer to religious ecstasy.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

NumberLast posted:

This is True Virginia



Großvirginiasches Reich

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014

Peztopiary posted:

Do you know any middle-aged women? Because the emotion that I've encountered is closer to religious ecstasy.

All the middle-aged women I know rather dislike Hillary, and are either for Bernie and voting for Hillary in the GE out of anti-Trump, or are disgusted establishment Republicans who are ostensibly abstaining or possibly voting 3rd party.

But I live in WA, so maybe we're just weird here.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo


I'm not giving up on 1609 Virginia making a comeback.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Probation
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Rand alPaul posted:



I'm not giving up on 1609 Virginia making a comeback.

it sounds like you feel as if...the South will rise again?:raise:

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014

Classic Comrade posted:

i mean i got that sandy clough av for awhile for some inexplicable reason :iiam:

Gonna come clean that was me.

Classic Comrade
Dec 24, 2012

(hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)
bernie doin some karaoke to take his mind off of this poo poo

https://vine.co/v/i3ezIVE3Pgi

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Majorian posted:

it sounds like you feel as if...the South will rise again?:raise:

In this scenario I think Virginia is the North, which is hilarious.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Kudaros posted:

Just realized Old Virginia is like a larger Kentucky. Similar outline and everything.

Kentucky is the fractal state.

I've long referred to Kentucky as the state Virginia didn't want and Missouri wouldn't take.

Classic Comrade
Dec 24, 2012

(hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)

NumberLast posted:

Gonna come clean that was me.

thats it u owe me five bux

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Rand alPaul posted:

In this scenario I think Virginia is the North, which is hilarious.

It's definitely ironic, but also inevitable.

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014

Classic Comrade posted:

thats it u owe me five bux

You can have your five bux once Lowtax gives me my 10 bux :colbert:

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NumberLast posted:

You can have your five bux once Lowtax gives me my 10 bux :colbert:

You can have your 10bux once we redistribute the 1%.
:bern101:

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Majorian posted:

I don't think anyone "deserves" to be either of those things. What they "deserve" is a terrible reason to vote or not vote for someone, IMO. What matters is whether or not they are the most likely person to do a good job in leading the country.

Yeah oddly enough, I also don't think someone who hands out a position on a board advising the government on NUCLEAR ATTACKS to a clueless hedge fund manager just because he gave her a quarter of a million dollars is the most likely person to do a good job in leading the country. The fact that generous international donors to her foundation also happened to receive favorable weapons deals is probably also not a sterling endorsement for her candidacy.

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH




Brother, we're the only city that had a police station built right into the side of our baseball stadium for convenience on game nights. If we wanna scale your no-scale fence, we're coming over.

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014

zen death robot posted:

I mean the protesters

I feel the same, but about people east of the Rockies and/or south of the Snake

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014

zen death robot posted:

That's a lot of nukes

A nuke in every pot

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PbE3k9LG9A

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



zen death robot posted:

That's a lot of nukes

get tossing, Liberty Prime

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

NumberLast posted:

All the middle-aged women I know rather dislike Hillary, and are either for Bernie and voting for Hillary in the GE out of anti-Trump, or are disgusted establishment Republicans who are ostensibly abstaining or possibly voting 3rd party.

But I live in WA, so maybe we're just weird here.

I was expecting my mom to go for Hillary because she did in 2008 but her hippie roots and extreme resentment of rich people made her break for Bernie.

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A pol in every pot.



Eat the Rich

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Peztopiary posted:

Do you know any middle-aged women? Because the emotion that I've encountered is closer to religious ecstasy.

Unless any of you are middle aged women that dont work for me no.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



So are you guys shilling for Trump out of spite yet or will it be another week of liberal flight to Clinton until it's just "progressives" left in here before it starts

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Epic High Five posted:

So are you guys shilling for Trump out of spite yet or will it be another week of liberal flight to Clinton until it's just "progressives" left in here before it starts

no. yes. yes.

I'll be here though friend.

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



SneakyFrog posted:

no. yes. yes.

I'll be here though friend.

oh okay good, I want to see some more dank trump memes and the GOP thread stopped delivering once it turned out that all the regular sincere Trump people were all loving Nazis by total coincidence and posted a bunch of Nazi stuff

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