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R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

she is in a city on the other side of the state, so there's no danger of me losing a kidney tonight, thank christ. need that poo poo, to live

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NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014

Homework Explainer posted:

she is in a city on the other side of the state, so there's no danger of me losing a kidney tonight, thank christ. need that poo poo, to live

Strictly speaking not true.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

if you call that living!

WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014

Homework Explainer posted:

she is in a city on the other side of the state, so there's no danger of me losing a kidney tonight, thank christ. need that poo poo, to live

no reason you couldn't take her kidney. $40k is a nice chunk of change for 6 hours of work

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

WINNINGHARD posted:

no reason you couldn't take her kidney. $40k is a nice chunk of change for 6 hours of work

Preemptively stealing someone's kidney before they steal yours leaves the whole world kidney-less

also lol if you can't perform a nephrectomy in a tight four

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

kidneys are, like, the original wastewater treatment plant
when you think about it
or something
but not really

good post. great effort

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

it'd be 4 hours' drive time, at least

now i've diverted to fb messaging a low-key crush in budapest

...my life's fuckin weird

WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Preemptively stealing someone's kidney before they steal yours leaves the whole world kidney-less

also lol if you can't perform a nephrectomy in a tight four

tight four my rear end

fucker bastard

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Homework Explainer posted:

it'd be 4 hours' drive time, at least

now i've diverted to fb messaging a low-key crush in budapest

...my life's fuckin weird

is she from Budapest or does she just happen to be living in Budapest. Not that one is better than the other or anything, just diff scenarios with different outcomes, considering that you're letting four hours stand between you and probably true love


Also this was my Okc outcome from tonight:






then I asked her what she was going to school for, she looked at my profile, and then didn't respond

I love 2016

WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014

why did you send her a wall of text

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
crowdsource your responses to this thread

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
aw man, does that qualify as "wall of text" now?

it was like six lines

Also gently caress you, time me bitch, I'll have that kidney out in a good three fitty

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

is she from Budapest or does she just happen to be living in Budapest. Not that one is better than the other or anything, just diff scenarios with different outcomes, considering that you're letting four hours stand between you and probably true love

living. she's an absurdly attractive fellow commie getting a degree there and headed back to the states soon

R. Guyovich has issued a correction as of 16:51 on Jun 11, 2016

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
ding ding we have a winner

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

just realized baloogan's catholicism thread got gassed

and it was generating such productive discussions

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

not the best idea.

R. Guyovich has issued a correction as of 16:51 on Jun 11, 2016

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
Oh so this is where all the sad posters went, chin up fellas

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

zen death robot posted:

Being married ftw

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Also I suggest against being a capitalist.

Another weekend in the office. :sigh:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





NumberLast posted:

I made an OKC profile a few years ago and just looked at people near me, no intention of dating any of them.

My matches were all insane people.

I met my wife on OKCupid 12 years ago. Funny, I don't remember getting matches with insane people.







...it's me, isn't it?

Also re: Dreamcast chat, I'm on my fifth. Those lasers are just feeble as all hell. :smith:

BITCHTITS
Oct 22, 2003

Perry'd


Homework Explainer posted:

well i DO like sports, but oh! museums are fun. pretty cool so far, maybe we coul —

hm.



i bet this person is a mod on something awful dot come

BITCHTITS
Oct 22, 2003

Perry'd


WINNINGHARD posted:

why did you send her a wall of text

you got friend zoned

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

BITCHTITS posted:

i bet this person is a mod on something awful dot come

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

*checks thread* ah. the ol' drink and post

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

its me im the sadposter with the sadposts

but im gonna go to the gym and do shopping and theres already nats baseball on

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
if two glasses of wine, okcupid chat, melatonin, and doing three pull-ups before passing out on the couch is sadposting, then yeah, I'm a sad poster

Why go to the gym when you can just get a pull-up bar, why shop when there's Amazon prime. It's almost like you want to have to leave the house

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
get drunk early and watch the Euro imo not sad at all

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

recording the euros and we got those sudamericanos goin on too

got that f1 quali later

baseball now and for months and forever

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
You guys should go to church to meet girls you need jesus in your life. =)

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014

Ace of Baes posted:

You guys should go to church to meet girls you need jesus in your life. =)

I already have Jesus in my life

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Being a Strong Christian seems pretty awesome

WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014

can a Strong Christian steal a kidney in under three fifty? This is important!!!!!!

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Remember how I said I had an old computer? Well it died this morning. I'm pretty ticked off about losing like 12,000 songs. The only songs I've got left are the 40 or so on my mp3 player, which I haven't even got batteries for! :(

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Remember how I said I had an old computer? Well it died this morning. I'm pretty ticked off about losing like 12,000 songs. The only songs I've got left are the 40 or so on my mp3 player, which I haven't even got batteries for! :(

spotify or whatever. come on its 2016

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


rear end cobra posted:

spotify or whatever. come on its 2016

What? Does that repair computers?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Just live in 2016 and stream your songs on your Apple iPhone

Solvent
Jan 24, 2013

by Hand Knit

Matoi Ryuko posted:

What? Does that repair computers?

Condolences.
What's wrong with it?

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


rear end cobra posted:

Just live in 2016 and stream your songs on your Apple iPhone

Lol



Solvent posted:

Condolences.
What's wrong with it?

I haven't a clue. The monitor just says no signal and no amount of rebooting has been able to change that.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Download some vaporwave from bandcamp or soundcloud, it's basically the whole of music history in a couple of songs.

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Solvent
Jan 24, 2013

by Hand Knit
That's probably just a dead video card. Have you tried taking it out, and plugging your monitor into your motherboard's port?

E: On another note, the Steam link's not bad. I can stream my desktop to the living room for 35 bucks. Steam controller is cool too, haptic feedback for the two thumb touchpads, good weight, and no real problems, really plug n play with the link.

Solvent has issued a correction as of 19:33 on Jun 11, 2016

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